trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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@ranch-by-the-bottle
Where did your first name come from?
I was named after one of my parents
I was named after a dead relative or family friend
I was named after a living relative or family friend
I was named after a religious figure
I was named after a historical figure
I was named after a fictional character
I was named after a place
My parents just chose a name they liked
Other
Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.
car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account
Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they
The first time I watched Knives Out, I was in nursing school & wondered what I’d think about it when I was a nurse. Now I’m five years into my nursing career, plus with plenty of time in the home health speciality like Marta, and watched the movie again a few nights ago. My overall feelings about the nursing are actually about the same: I could quibble about details but overall the vibe feels right. She feels emotionally authentic. She feels like a nurse. She should have maybe done a respiratory assessment. But also that old man was absolutely so hyped to concoct a mystery. Absolutely jazzed to slit his own throat. Not a good partner in his own care. Patient who definitely wouldn’t use the call light appropriately.
And god can you imagine dealing with his family
You know that hospitalist note starts with something painfully diplomatic that just screams you will be walking into a war zone. “Harlan is an energetic and pleasant 85 year old gentleman with very engaged family support network actively involved in care”
Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy
noonoo….
sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis
thinking about developing a social skill soon
how’s it going?
A warforged with truck nuts
as per my last straw,
did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
fucked up and morally wrong that i have to get up and go to work today
sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother
You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?
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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW
dead
results
[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage
i don't WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!
I appreciate that people also liked this one