@randomcrew - Tumblr Blog

12neonlit-stage

challenge: keep all options at 25%

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Voting ended onOct 24, 2024

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

dogposts

Flynn the dog taking a dip at the beach! (via)

dogposts

wet beast wednesday

itwashotwestayedinthewater

sometimes you just gotta listen to music at a volume that you know will be part of the cause of your hearing loss at the age of 28

itwashotwestayedinthewater

hey yall. im 25 now and i already have tinnitus <3 dont do this. LOL

itwashotwestayedinthewater

oh btw for those saying “i already have tinnitus haha it cant get worse” YEAH IT CAN BITCH! if you want to listen to music loud do it on speakers at least. headphones will Beam Pain Waves Directly Into Your Cochlear Hair Cells and a 10kHz Tone Loud Enough Will Give You Psychic Damage Forever

itwashotwestayedinthewater

if i have to fucken, translate it to something you’ll understand? Imagine theres a picture of garfield here saying

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO HEARING LOSS

todaysbird

power move

boundingfeather

of course it's a fucking killdeer

tabaquis-creatures

I live in the next county over and she's become something of a local celebrity. She's fortunately in an electric company parking lot where there isn't a ton of traffic or anything, so she's being kept safe. This is a relatively common occurrence and I have no clue why this specific bird Doing The Thing got so much attention but good for her

nyancrimew

Hey, you keep on mentioning you don't know how tumblr works. I'd be perfectly happy to lie to you if you want to know more!

ok whats the funniest lie you have about how tumblr works

chameliyun

pathos-logical

[ID: A reply by @/demonbunny5 which reads: "you can find posts by searching for them with the search bar." End ID]

severalowls

quick, caesar is facing away, get him!

head 🗡

neck 🗡

back 🗡

booty 🗡

leg 🗡

foot? 🗡

Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

dreamingdeadly

beaft

a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

beaft

same guy came back yesterday. same order. i said, "ah, entering the shadowlands again, i see." he asked me to explain this remark to him. i did so to the best of my ability. he returned again today and said, "i'll have another shadowlands please, extra hot." think i might have started something

ajoofsthered-deactivated2023050

My guy thinks that hostile takeover means if he gets fucking killed on the way to the bathroom the killer gets the company.

viva-1a-resistance

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

the-haiku-bot

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lastvalyrian

ashiyn

today is a great day.

worldofmy-own-deactivated201708

Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

james-stark-the-writer

If the fucking white witch is with the gays, why are you not?

Reblog this shit.

articulate-anxious-atheist-deac

I was like, “In a rare chance event, I recognize this celeb, now where have I seen her?” and. She’s. The fjking WHITE WITCH from NARNIA <3<3

zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas

WHITE WITCH MY PRECIOUS

len-ore-dove

AAAAAAA THE WHITE WITCH !!!

chipwillish

No matter who you voted for, Scar or Techno, please consider donating to Gamers Outreach, or The Sarcoma Foundation Of America.

For techno fans who don't know, Gamers Outreach is a charity that empowers hospitalized children through video games. They provide specialised gaming equipment to children stuck in hospital, brightening their days and providing relief from boredom, monotony, and pain through play.

Tagging @mcytblrsexymen in the hopes of a signal boost?

horatioandalice

He has hundreds of dollars worth of fancy toys and yet his favorite activity is shredding paper towels

horatioandalice

One thing I definitely did not consider as a bird owner was the consequences of purchasing a shiny lamp. Spencer LOVES it. He rubs his beak on it and chuckles at it in an adorable and creepy fashion. I'm sure he is admiring the handsome bird he sees in the reflection.