silent assassin

Fr e sh a voca do

[pusheen]

[seafoamdew]

A drunk Jack has no filter 🫣

[feraligatr]

if it’s raining and it’s pouring, you KNOWWWWW that old man is snoring

[beingharsh]

let's fuck him

[feraligatr]

Yes

[fanby-fckry]

@i-write-sin-not-tragedy

[algorithmist]

why do things even have dress codes. who gives a shit about anything

[the-haiku-bot]

why do things even

have dress codes. who gives a shit

about anything

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[desire-mona]

nobodys posted zacs rap yet which is crazy bc it wasnt bad

[the-haiku-bot]

nobodys posted

zacs rap yet which is crazy

bc it wasnt bad

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

[hyumjim]

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

[wispagold]

girls who freak out cuz they saw a boob on the internet really piss me off like you could just look down and see the exact same fucking thing from a different angle

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[bonelord10000]

A Yummy Treat For Me...

[bonelord10000]

A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass...

[bonelord10000]

[littlestpersimmon]

The Sea Foam Dragon

[jennsoups]

Heart of the Forest 🍂 - ig | bsky | twitter | commissions | prints

[eklmrlos]

grumpy crowley wants his snek tattoo back <3

[sickwor1d]

Children deserve rights. That does not mean fully grown adults should be able to have sex with (rape) them, it means they should be able to vote, opt out of school, get out of abusive households, and make decisions about their own bodies.

It means they get treated like people.

[aureliusssss]

[wilkieway]

[kk-maker]

BETTER NAMES:

- the ‘WE HAVE A VERY AFFECTIONATE PET MOUNTAIN LION’ bed

- the ‘OUR NINJA BODYGUARD HAS TO SLEEP *SOMEWHERE*’ bed

- the ‘YOU’RE GROUNDED - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT SNEAKING OUT’ bed

- the ‘WE’RE POLY BUT SOMETIMES ONE OF US NEEDS ELBOW SPACE’ bed

[cancerously]

imagine your ot3

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

the “Not everyone in the triad is into cuddling but doesn’t want to miss out on late-night conversations and morning tea” bed

[3nyasu3]

Team Rocket’s bed

[as-if-and-only-if]

Meowth alone on the bottom with Jessie and James up top

[isawa-koi]

[officialpokemonstuff]

I had no idea where this post was going and it’s so pleasant

[buchichu]

It went to the best place possible.

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

obsessed with az looking at the camera like I put him in these situations

[catchymemes]

Next you’re going to tell me Jason Momoa can’t breathe underwater!

[the-haiku-bot]

Next you’re going to

tell me Jason Momoa can’t

breathe underwater!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lemgemi]

Bab bab babies