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Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.
I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.
What is even..
Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.
It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.
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Remember where you came from.
Happy 10 years to this gem of a video
I’m a liar. It’s been like 12 years. The post is 10 years old tho 😳
people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist
#measuring the size of fandoms based on their goncharov index#this has been a useless text post you may now resume your normal programming#rote has a goncharov index of 0.63#for perspective ofmd has an index of 26.5#spn’s is 360.8#the cosmere is 2.26 for a fantasy book comparison#i am very normal
The Goncharov Index, everyone.
Look y'all, this reveal means so much to me. So many times in movies these days there are big reveals for the audience’s benefit that mean absolutely nothing in the context of the story or to the characters in it. I’m talking the Thanos cameo in the Avengers’ stinger, I’m talking Benedict CumberKhan in Star Trek, I’m talking about every hackneyed “This character is actually this other character” when in universe nobody knows nor cares about their true identity.
But here? This reveal? This is a Big Reveal for us, Peter B Parker, and Miles, all on different levels. We and Peter both know Doc Ock is a portly dude, not a woman. We know the name Octavius… Otto Octavius. But when she says her name is Olivia Octavius we’re clued in to the fact that Doctor Octopus is a woman in this universe. And she has Peter captive.
Miles, if he was paying attention in science class earlier in the movie, would have known her name was Olivia Octavius, but that doesn’t mean anything to him, why would it? Liv has apparently been very good about keeping her supervillainy a secret. She’s in educational videos shown in high-schools. So to Miles, the reveal here is this scientist lady, who he knew enough about to know was the head scientist at Alchemax, is a supervillain. He gets the reveal a second or two after Peter.
And the movie? It was dropping hints the entire time, confident in our expectations blinding is to the truth. Olivia’s name was partially visible when Miles got to science class. Her glasses are octagonal. The lights in her lab are octagonal. We know she’s working with the Kingpin. Why wouldn’t she be a supervillain? Because she’s hot? Hell, Peter even says he needs to reexamine his internal biases. Maybe he was telling us that we should too.
It’s a reveal for us, and for our heroes. It means something, both in-universe and out. And that makes it infinitely better than other similar reveals.
I’m not reading all that I want her to dissect me
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hilarious how the bridal party seems to just be like seven of jester's besties and the groom's party is everyone who's ever been deeply in love with the bride
hilarious how the bridal party seems to just be like seven of jester's besties and the groom's party is everyone who's ever been deeply in love with the bride
bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them
#having magic being a flashing neon metaphor for for being gay but they didn’t hate it bc of the bible. just for the love of the game (via)
Murray and Treating People like People
There have been some awesome posts going around about how Murray refuses to code switch, and they made me want to look more closely at the Primus/Ellipedes/Murray conversation in particular. It's the highest stakes moment so far where code switching would normally be expected.
The first time watching this scene I was so terrified Murray was going to get murdered on the spot that I couldn’t fully appreciate it. ALL the DM danger flags were flying and serious props to Marisha for sticking to her guns regardless. I would have folded like a cheap chair.
What stuck out on a second watch was just how civil Murray was being throughout most of that exchange. Just not civil in the way Lord Primus Tachonis expected or demanded.
Primus walks in and immediately causes Murray (and presumably Ellipedes) physical discomfort just by looking at her. Something about his presence causes her saliva to cool and get stuck in the back of her throat, causing her to cough a bit. He then addresses Ellipedes and rudely ignores Murray entirely. Murray responds to his behavior by making some faces/going cross-eyed.
When he comments on it, asking what is wrong with her eyes, she doesn’t do what Primus expects and change her register or tone, but she DOES give him and everyone a polite, face-saving out. “Allergies.” It’s obviously a lie, but one tied to the coughing he inflicted earlier. He rejects the out by insulting her teeth instead. She responds pretty gracefully, proudly showing off her gemstone components, and again gives him an option to deescalate and a chance to acknowledge that she is a whole person by asking if he likes them. He, again, says no in the coldest, most condescending tone possible.
It’s only then we get the bemused “Oh, well fuck you.”
Sure Murray is blunt in this interaction, but Murray is also FURIOUS with this man and everything he represents. She is holding back. She isn’t going full lightning bolts (kaplow!), she’s responding to what he’s doing and throwing his energy back in his face while still maintaining a veneer of civility. It’s just a different veneer than Primus is used to and not one of total acquiescence. And anything other than total acquiescence will never, ever be enough for Primus because Primus Tachonis expects her to be furniture.
Tallbarrel, in a microcosm of their conversation with Murray earlier, is ready to be furniture (a cheap folding chair) and immediately tries to smooth things over. Tallbarrel doesn’t prioritize how Primus perceives him or the institution of the Penteveral. Tallbarrel sees a threat and frantically tries to get everyone he cares about out of there alive and hopefully with at least Murray’s job intact. It doesn’t matter that Murray is absolutely justified in responding to Primus like this, or the precedent that allowing this sort of behavior sets, Tallbarrel is worried about the immediate consequences (initially disciplinary measures, then an unjustified cursing, followed by straight-up death).
Primus tells Tallbarrel he wants Murray to face disciplinary action for being ‘coarse’ in his presence, then goes back to the matter at hand (where’s my kid?). Murray, already pissed off, refuses to tone herself down for Primus even after being threatened with serious consequences. She doesn’t stay quiet, but keeps reminding Primus she is still in the room, continuing to involve herself in the conversation and even gets a few digs in at Occtis's appearance but also refers to him as “honestly a good kid.”
Notably, Primus doesn’t respond to either the insults directed at Occtis or the ‘good kid’ comment. He calmly continues the conversation as if Murray hadn’t spoken instead. He states, “My house has arrived here in Dol-Makjar to attend the funeral of the criminal who attacked our guards in the marketplace. I’d hoped to entreat with my son, whom I’m given to understand has somehow worked out a way to acquire the gifts of shadow in the Realms Beyond that his own constitution was either too weak or sclerotic to arrive at under normal means?”
Murray is enraged by this statement more than anything so far. His incredulity about wizardry having actual value gets to her. Marisha describes Murray feeling like the back of her head is on fire, that she is chewing on the inside of her mouth, literally biting her tongue so that she does not make a massive mistake.
And with that as the set up, the next thing out of Murray's mouth is, “What was it, Primus? Can I call you Primus? I don’t want to be (laughs) indecent.”
She is still being polite here! Just on her own terms and not how a Sundered House Lord expects! She is demanding to be treated like a person and an equal. When he responds by calling her a ragamuffin and a commoner and is incredulous that she might believe she has a right to call him by his first name she plays it off politely in her own way (“oh thank you, I haven’t been called a ragamuffin since my early twenties”) but also stands firm with the crux of the whole conversation:
“Yes, That’s the thing. That’s what we actually believe her in the Penteveral. That, you know, despite anyone’s status, they can rise above what they were born into, whether it be wealth or poverty, and make something of themselves. And regardless of what I think about…your family…I gotta give credit where credit is due and Occtis did just that.”
Which just gets a flat look and a “Hmm.”
She goes on in a much more casual tone, mentioning that she’s hasn’t seen Occtis, that he hasn’t been around for the last little while, and then gets hit with a wisdom saving throw for an upcast Bestow Curse.
Murray makes the save with a 21, but it’s clear that whatever she avoided was bad. It was subtle cast, so there’s no visible proof that it was Primus, and there’s nothing in his expression that has changed or given him away, but it is so clear that this is how the Sundered Houses operate. Punitive magic with no oversight and no accountability.
She gives him a knowing nod, but Still. Keeps. Going.
She chats as if nothing had happened, offers recommendations for vacation spots near her home, and makes it abundantly clear that she is not thrown or intimidated.
And that’s when Primus stops being subtle and just openly says, “If you continue to speak to me, I’m going to kill you where you stand.”
Which says so much about the kind of power Primus believes he has. Arcane power, social power, and political power. Killing this woman for the crime of annoying him will not cause him any problems or grief - not legally, magically, or otherwise. And it becomes clear that Tallbarrel, at least, absolutely believes this to be true, that this is not an empty threat.
AND MURRAY IS STILL READY TO THROW DOWN. Her next words aren’t an apology or cowed silence, but, “Oh! Okay, yeah, you know?”
And at this point Dean Tallbarrel jumps in to try and salvage the situation. He interrupts Murray (not Primus!) and tries to soothe Lord Tachonis, but Murray still isn’t done. She attempts to cast detect magic to prove if it was in fact Primus that cast it or some invisible crony of his, casting some sleight of hand. It goes unnoticed by Primus, but not Tallbarrel who counter spells her, using the teapot pratfall as cover, and messages for her to “go, go, go go, go, go go go, go, go.”
Tallbarrel accepts the castigation from Primus without complaint, laughing off being called a ‘ridiculous man’ and still tries to keep Murray employed after getting her out of the room (what would be a worse punishment? being fired or struggling to do magic as a commoner? aha so funny!). There’s the nat 1 insight check that Marisha absolutely commits to, and everything that follows from it.
It’s a fascinating nailbiter of a scene, especially since we know from the cooldown that Primus Tachonis was absolutely not making an empty threat and if things had shaken out differently that could have been the end of Murray. It really establishes who Murray is and what she stands for as well as what she won’t stand for. Murray truly believes that anyone can rise above where they came from, and we see in this moment what she means by rising above. She not only doesn't buy into the nobility of the houses, but sees that worldview as a failing needing to be overcome.
Everyone is a person. From the guy who wants to trade skulls at the funeral to Primus Tachonis. The failing is not seeing that and acting accordingly.
The story of Campaign 4 is shaping up to be 11 of the most badass experienced adventurers you've ever met banding together to protect two sopping wet pathetic 30-year old virgin richboy twinks
at the elf funeral silently weeping abt how he only made it to 307.. such a tragedy.. what a terrible accident.. he was just beginning his life
goblin obituary reads "SARRAAHH has finally, peacefully passed at the ripe old age of 46, in a cart which rolled swiftly off the edge of a cliff and exploded on the grass below. she is survived by her 23 children, many spouses and other family members, who have inherited and restored her beloved exploding cart
orc funeral ends after 6 weeks of screaming drumming and cannibalism rituals finally deemed enough blood and carnage to avenge Rog's bloodless death at the hands of a poisoned berry. his family may now rest easy knowing he has been sent to the eternal bloodbath beyond
gnome funeral several years after it has become clear that the aged gnome in question is clearly not coming back from that afternoon walk. salut. 4 birch saplings in his honor.
A pixie's grief
situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.
however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading
Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this
The evil wizard found this post. Its so fucking over for me
you’re fucked. man
Watching CR4 ep1, I am strongly reminded of that thing Brennan said about not even wanting to go out and get the newspaper without Aabria there, like, man, she is soooo helpful. She's constantly doing quick, clever little things to transition scenes or move things along, she inserts herself where it makes sense and is needed and she actively steps away to give other characters' their moments.
There's so many little moments where there's a small pause where usually Brennan would have to transition a scene and basically tell someone "hey you, you do something" and frequently instead Aabria will interject and do the transition herself, so Brennan can have a little snack, she is constantly aware both of what her character wants and needs and also what the overall story needs and honours both beautifully, most helpful player award right there, I love her
people get so confused trying to figure out the Lois/Clark/Superman situation that somehow they come to the conclusion that Clark is cheating on Lois with Superman
I mean Lois clearly has nothing to hide, everyone from here to Krypton’s seen Superman fly her with a chaste hand around her waist. but Clark puts an awful lot of effort into making sure no one ever gets a pic of him and Superman together
what is he worried Lois will see
people shake their heads sadly every time Superman visits the Daily Planet and then Clark emerges from a closet disheveled and tucking his shirt back into his pants. but if Lois won’t see it there’s nothing they can do
When Lois finds out she thinks it’s hilarious, and when someone finally tries to ‘break it to her’, she’s all ready.
“Oh, I know.”
“You… know?”
“Neither of them would ever lie to me.”
“So… *gears frantically spinning* this is like some kind of threesome thing?”
“Oh! No, no, no, absolutely not. *Lois pauses and grins the most lascivious grin she can produce* I just… watch.”
Clark gets a lot of very weird looks that day that he can’t understand at all.
@elidyce no, no, no. don’t hide a shit-stirring bruce and chaotic lois in the tags. this is an important addition, too. just gives that final touch that’s dearly needed to really complete this, y’know?
Tim takes the picture. Barbara makes sure it leaks juuuuuust right. Clark is horrified when the fallout comes down; just because he CAN hear everything that happens in the same atmosphere doesn’t mean he LISTENS to it all, and if anyone could pull one over on him it would be Bruce and Lois.
love watching c2 and whenever the nein don't know something, there's always a pattern that follows. first, they turn to the nerds (caleb and beau) and ask if they know it. then the nerds look at each other and wrack their heads to see if they do. if on the odd the chance they don't, the nerds make a trip to the nearest library and plan to barricade themselves in until they fill that gap in their knowledge. then they turn to the clerics (jester and cad) who then ask their gods. one talks to the wind and the other talks to a weasel. the guy talking to the wind is more successful at times. then they spend five more hours planning until fjord just decides to slam the red button. cinema.
Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.
So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.
Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.
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“Ask ChatGPT this and that” like fuck holy shit people don’t want real advice.
“Ask ChatGPT this and that”
like fuck holy shit people
don’t want real advice.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The right to wander in the UK is wonderful and very much the opposite of the US, where you’re terrified you’re going to be shot for turning around in someone’s yard. This combined with the nonchalant attitude towards ancient archeological sites is particularly amusing. There are several Neolithic tombs I want to visit that have warnings that are like “This site is behind a gate and can be accessed by walking through a field BUT USE CAUTION, A HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE BULL LIVES ON THE PROPERTY. I repeat, THIS 5,000 YEAR OLD TOMB IS GUARDED BY AN ANGRY BULL. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.” It’s exactly what that little Neolithic community would have wanted…
