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we're not kids anymore.
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@reinoverme
When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.
my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made
A gaydar that actually works like radar/sonar, also. Like, it sends out a ping and watches for a response. Not regular gaydar, which is basically like night-vision or false-coloration.
aha yes yes
i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
yea lol
ADHD Medication information sheet
I have been struggling
For a long fucking time
with why my adderall was having such uneven effects and varying efficacy
and the weird pattern of what made it work and not work and if it was building up in my system or not
and fucking nobody told me I shouldn’t drink a glass of Kool-Aid to take the pills with
or eat fucking Pop-Tarts or Life cereal
this is the most useful information I have ever received from tubr and it seems to be confirmed by several other places upon searching
so this actually should be spread like wildfire like actually
Me reading this realizing tunglr dawt kom gave me more information about my medication than MYDOCTORRRRRSSSSSS MYYYYYYYY FUCKENNNNN DOCTORSSSSS PLURAL MULTIPLE DOCTORSSSSSSSS
Reblogging to spread this ridiculously important info
reblogging for anyone who needs this info
A Pirates of the Caribbean Take Nobody Asked For:
Will may have learnt How To Pirate from Jack, from the first film and that crazy rescue mission (I mean, the last scene at the gallows says everything to me — the hat, the dramatic sword throw, the teamwork with the rope — he’s Jack’s protégé whether he likes it or not) And for a while I thought the same thing about Elizabeth, only then I realised: she didn’t learn piracy from Jack. She learnt it from Barbossa.
She’s always been more ruthless than Will, more efficient, more fierce. Most of the first film, she spent with Barbossa, and she knew he was dangerous. She was exasperated with Jack and underwhelmed by him when they were marooned, and came up with her own plan, completely without his help. She schemes and lies and plays it smart, she’s proud and dignified and she knows it.
If Will was Jack’s unwitting protégé, Barbossa was Elizabeth’s unwitting mentor.
seeing as I am always here to champion PotC as The Rise of Elizabeth Swan, Pirate King, I am so here for this
Barbossa would be fucking proud.
I can't get over "and comes fucks me".
A stray rabbit helping my bf dig a hole in the garden this past spring
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Is this rabbit playing? No, but nothing bad is going on. This bunny is showing familial behavior by digging a burrow in connection to yours :)
OP’s bf is not good at digging holes.
- Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010)
i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly
This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share
It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.
It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.
MORE INFORMATION
reblogging because this is seriously amazing.
Ive had this saved in my phone since April
A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???
You owned slaves and were literally named the wicked witch
they were flying monkeys, and that defamatory nickname was chosen by, once again, my political rivals
i am absolutely losing my shit over this r/tumblr comment
revisionist propaganda
you enslaved the Winkies, and the flying monkeys- while technically bound to the magic cap you stole -were still sentient creatures compelled to work for you without their consent
but you would just ignore Mr. Baum’s gripping expose and focus instead on all your apologists at MGM Studios
first of all the thing with the Winkies was TAXATION, do you know how much public infrastructure costs when voters insist on literally paving the sidewalks in gold??? Absolutely no fiscal sense, Ozians.
and secondly? THOSE MONKEYS WERE FUCKING UNIONIZED
what the fuck is happening
where’s that picture of franz kafka where he looks really gay
come on 1895 prague lets get sickening
why is this SO funny
Just out of curiosity, what do you like about being a dominant top?
Hey there,
Thanks so much for the question! I love this one.
Let's see...
1) I'm a reaction junkie. Seeing boys getting off on how they're being treated, the scenario being crafted for them, how they respond to my commands and instructions, how they quiver feeling my nails... All of that immensely adds to my experience.
2) I love being in charge. It feels incredibly right to be obeyed and listened to (usually) without question. In real life, I don't get a lot of respect out of the gate. So being able to set the terms on which others relate to me is a really nice change of pace.
3) It gets me out of my head. Going into dom headspace lets me really focus on the boy in front of me and what my body and heart wants in that moment. There is plenty of room in my head to keep track of safety, time, when the sub last had water, etc. There isn't a lot of space for the shitty stuff that happened at work or other personal woes.
4) I love connecting with my submissives and knowing them in a way most other intimate friends will never know them. I connect best with subs who are interested in having a connection. Guys who show up and just want to talk about what's hot usually lose me. I get to know some of a sub's most intimate kinks. Some subs have partners who aren't kinky and I get to know their kinky side inside and out and even their partners don't know how much they love flogging (for example).
5) The longer a sub submits to you, the more interesting things get. Over time as I earn a sub's trust and it becomes unshakable that i will do no wrong by him, I've found every one (of the admittedly handful of subs) has revealed. "Sir, I have a secret fetish I've always wanted to do but I've never been able to trust anyone enough to do it!" Some boys want to experience predicaments, others knives, others want to try a session without safe words, etc. And as a rider on this point, yes, i always carefully consider the safety of a sub as well as my ability to carry out their request. I have refused requests that were simply too dangerous.
6) I love it when subs fanboy over my scenes. With some boys I'm able to get into a place with them where they feel comfortable giving feedback and when that happens I make a point of asking about various dimensions of the scene. I've had a few subs who took the opportunity for feedback to tell me how amazing it was. Comments ranging from "I can't believe that's what that feels like..." to "That was the best kink experience of my LIFE!" all the way to the simple "Could you just do that thing you do for the rest of my fucking life? I came like a fire hose."
7) I love learning about myself in the process. I know this isn't true of other doms, but BDSM has really given me a path to explore myself. My likes, dislikes, who I am, and who I want to be. Not to mention the morality of power exchange and the kinks I engage with. My personal growth has been extraordinary thanks to kink and idle shower contemplation.
8) I love passing on what I've learned. When I started in kink there was no welcoming committee. There wasn't anyone who could guide me. No one to help me sort the fantasy from the actuality and there are signs of that ALL over tumblr and the internet as a whole. That missing welcome wagon also made my kink feel like less of a community and more of an identity. Something else sorely lacking (although I blame that one more on the tumblr purge than much else).
I don't think there's anything that I could be offered to give up being a dominant top. It's one of the things about me I most enjoy. I hope I always do.
If you have a question about BDSM, scenes, terms, how to treat subs, etc. Ask me anything. I've had a decade of experience, 2 mentors, and this long successful blog. I'm qualified.
If you liked what I wrote, please consider reposting this, it helps new people see the blog who may need questions answered about BDSM. I appreciate it.
This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
It’s by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?
Actually, it’s Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is far…far….worse.
Sorry, I’m about to geek the hell out.
The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.
First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it “makes the unseen seen.”
Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. They’re described as having paper-white skin and the Other Mother’s hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails don’t ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know she’ll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.
Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesn’t just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a child’s drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me she’s much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coraline’s life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.
On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my mother’s) lifetime unlocked.
Can you see why this book still scares me?
Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasn’t afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said “oh I was terrified I just didn’t want to tell my mom”.
Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.
@neil-gaiman, is this true about the publisher’s daughter?
It was my literary agent, Merrilee Heifetz who read it and said “you can’t seriously expect this to be published as a children’s book.” So I suggested she read it to her daughters. And she called me back a week later and said “They love it and they weren’t scared at all. I’ll take it to Harper Children’s.”
A decade later, at the Opening Night of the Coraline musical, I was sitting next to Morgan, Merilee’s youngest daughter, and told her how her not being scared had made the book happen. And she said “I was terrified. But I needed to find out what happened next. So nobody knew.”
So, yes.
This website can be toxic at times, but the fact that people can just tag Neil Gaiman to get his input, like a sorcerer invoking a benevolent spirit, is definitely a bright spot.
That’s Neil for you.
Are you homophobic
ive been sitting here for like five minutes trying to think of a funny response but my brain keeps circling back to
this meme was made for these two, tim will tear ya apart
