Trans Girl Meets World

Just a transgirl sharing cutie/funny things. Sometimes NSFW She/her HRT 11/23/2015 2:02 PM CST

[homunculus-argument]

The grim reaper was initially illustrated as doing a mundane, regular job that everyone has seen done - a reaper swings his scythe and the hay falls, just as easy as people fall as death swings. Now many people who have never been to a farm only know the scythe as the weapon of Death personified, and farmers in most places of the world don't even use them anymore.

Imagine Death personified as someone doing a modern regular, mundane job. Imagine thinking "hoo boy, this is it for me. The Grim Bin Man is coming to collect, hauling my sorry soul into the trash compactor of his great eternal garbage truck."

[renardeferoce]

The Grim Sweeper

[lucy8675309]

OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-

there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀

Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.

What’s the focus?

1. Keep the flexibility in your spine

2. Stretch the muscles in the front

3. Strengthen the muscle in the back

Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen

Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day

The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down

Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there

Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards

If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.

Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up

There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving

Tips:

Do the best you can

If it hurts stop

Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises

[brightlotusmoon]

NOTE: I can do most of these with the cerebral palsy. In fact, a lot of these little exercises are automatically part of my physical therapy. My problem is I already have hyperlordosis, spine arthritis, and cervicogenic headache. These have helped me at least try to have a posture.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW GOOD THIS ADVICE IS

[transhuman-priestess]

We asked 100 trans women what they think a hive mind is like and they all replied “let us show you” at the same time in perfect unison

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

let us show you

[virtualgirladvance]

let us show you

[sinsinewave]

let us show you

[steampunktomboy]

let us show you

[kira-serialfaggot]

let us show you

[quantumized-insanity]

let us show you

[transhuman-priestess]

let us show you

[dialupmodern]

let us show you

[skittybot]

let us show you

[trannydykepuppybot-deactivated2]

let us show you

[trash-slvt]

let us show you

[renardeferoce]

let us show you

[loopygifz]

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Chicxulub Impact, 65 Million BC

[syosama-deactivated20150331]

reblog if you are your url

[renardeferoce]

Dungeon Meshi this. Dungeon Meshi that. You all forget the Dovahkiin was pushing culinary bounds first.

[medlit-study]

a French man will write something like “the structured structure is structured by structuring structures” and the academic community goes bananas

[renardeferoce]

Also great is, "The kitchener kitchens in the kitchen"

[renardeferoce]

My brain when I fall asleep: The limbs can have a little blood, as a treat.

[thingsfromthedirt]

[renardeferoce]

Ivan the Terrible

[renardeferoce]

this is good joke, why you no laugh

[thingsfromthedirt]

[renardeferoce]

Ivan the Terrible

[screenshotsofdespair]

[renardeferoce]

[gigglygamer]

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

[singinbluebird]

I’m fucking jon.

[punished-blitzkriegfritz]

That would make me “Men” or “Fen” whichever of my forenames I choose.

[lieutenant-dan-ice-cream]

Sis 😂😂

[noneofchar]

Crd

So that’s good

[manic-sundae]

Ava.

That’s literally just a normal name.

[right-over-wrong-deactivated202]

Ann.

Surprisingly normal!

[x-i-l-verify]

That would make me Bro.

[breezy-cheezy]

Bon…….

[nebulous-bounds-of-bad-taste]

Mer

[multiple-us]

Crt

My fantasy name takes after old style computer monitors lol

[ophidahlia]

Ark!

That’s heckin sweet there’s probably, like, a prophecy about me or something

[renardeferoce]

Cht

[murhuedur]

[renardeferoce]

[turings-deactivated20180627]

why do all fictional capitalists look like that

[turings-deactivated20180627]

[sympolite]

[renardeferoce]

Howard Hughes

[faggottomcruise]

hey guys, stuart semple just posted this

and all the proceeds from the shirts are being donated to the callen-lorde health center to promote health education and wellness in the community.

pass this around, if you could? it seems like a really bold statement with really good intentions

[renardeferoce]

I understand the message but the phrase, “we took the blood of gay employees” is horrifying.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it must be so crazy to be a person with functioning eye sight like? you see shit in the shower?? you see shit when youre GOING TO BED??? couldnt even imagine the stress

[renardeferoce]

My wife and I were lying in bed and she was being silly and tried to lick my nose. She was like 3-4 inches from my face and completely missed my nose cause she can't see shit without her glasses lol.

[weeniebagel]

please respect  bug pokemon

[weeniebagel]

beedrill has done so much for us as a society and yet you mock her

[renardeferoce]

Everyone knows thats big-dick bee.