Disaster Territory

Spends far too much time watching films and tv and this was the result of that and far too much time on this hellsite

[scrimbum]

HE LOVES BULLYING HIS BALD FRIEND

+ sam's reaction

[solo-walker]

i've had this queued for ages

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[oneluckygoose]

On A Bus is comedy GOLD. Katie has NO EXPERIENCE and she chose a table full of PROFESSIONAL DMS. They got MATT MERCER only for Katie to call him her FAVORITE in the same sentence as calling him MARK. There is NO STRUCTURE to the campaign. The entire point was to BREAK BRENNAN. It WORKED. Even AABRIA got flabbergasted, appalled; we heard Brennan let out the same “no” he did when BRITISH KRISTEN said blimey and cast a successful divine intervention, which made Brennan threaten to QUIT. Matt, king, desperately tried to HELP Katie’s world make sense when her entire goal was CHAOS. Katie introduces herself as the DRAGON MASTER. IN A ROOM FULL OF DUNGEON MASTERS. MY PEOPLE. THEIR FACES. Four DMs came to a dnd table without dice, meaning Katie must have told them to bring NOTHING. The only dice on the table were d6s on an episode of dimension TWENTY. Rick Perry had Absolutely no say in the set. The setting was destroyed within the first ten minutes. Katie gives LINT and a SINGULAR M&M as minis. Aabria EATS the m&m within thirty seconds. They battle NOTHING. Katie knows enough to say AIR to BRENNAN, MATT, AND AABRIA, to which Brennan Freaks. Katie successfully breaks three out of the four people at the table. The AC of the bus is 6 on a d6. The players DO NOT know who they are. A piece of lint destroys the bus in one hit. There is maybe(????) an episode two. Pure fucking gold. AGAIN THEY GOT MATT MERCER ON D20 FOR TEN MINUTES.

[fireandashes]

i think d20 on a bus is obviously super funny as an april fools bit but it also shows a cool thing about TTRPG in general. like it doesn’t matter if you have twenty years experience and a big budget and perfect miniatures or if you just have m&ms and monopoly figures and you’re making the story up as you go! it’s about hanging out with friends and giggling and i think that’s beautiful :)

and it’s also about ragebaiting brennan. and that’s beautiful too :)

[fiveironfanatic]

i wonder what illustrious prize brennan will receive today

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I said “with you around it’s like we’re already there” and I swear she made this exact fkn face

[escapismroom]

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[dropoutsource]

[lilmiaowkittie]

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this, please feel free to use

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

[i-am-a-fish]

have some more

[dovewithscales]

The horrors persist, but I am one of them.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

claim your star

*this is not to shame anybody. if you used to use chatgpt in the past but have stopped, kudos to you, this post still includes you. if you are still using chatgpt, then I guess I can’t stop you — but if you ever decide to stop using it in the future, you may then claim your star too

[kosmogrl]

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

for those that can’t see it

[couldbeglorious]

i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center

[cee4bugza]

i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[runby2]

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

[writingdose]

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[iamnoonewhoareyou]

I bet that new update scared the FUCK out of Tie huh