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BEN AFFLECK Jan 04 2024

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I write for myself

*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*

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persephinae

HOLY SHIT WHAT???

thebiscuiteternal

Here, below, is the press release I sent out today to explain what I did and why.

Since I can’t afford to sue DC, to force them to live up to the letter and the spirit of our long-time agreements; since even winning such a suit would take ridiculous amounts of money out of my pocket and years out of my life (I’m 67 years old, and don’t have the years to spare), I’ve decided to take a different approach, and fight them in a different arena, inspired by the principles of asymmetric warfare. The one thing in our contract the DC lawyers can’t contest, or reinterpret to their own benefit, is that I am the sole owner of the intellectual property. I can sell it or give it away to whomever I want. I chose to give it away to everyone. If I couldn’t prevent Fables from falling into bad hands, at least this is a way I can arrange that it also falls into many good hands. Since I truly believe there are still more good people in the world than bad ones, I count it as a form of victory.

hjartasalt

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

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williamrikers

honestly i don't know whether taika waititi identifies as straight but if he does, he is certainly the only straight man who takes being a gay icon as seriously as he does. i certainly don't see any other directors self inserting themselves into a marvel movie just to get gay married in said marvel movie. legendary move

cedarbranch

sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her

cryoverkiltmilk

#fandoms need both

anonymousedward

#biodiversity

ladyananas

trade secret, the middle aged adults with years of writing experience are just the sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her but all grown up

acepalindrome

Wild to me that people are getting mad at Taika Waititi for not making Love and Thunder gayer, when Disney has a long and well documented track record of blocking queer rep in their IPs. Meanwhile Taika is working on season 2 of the gay pirate romcom in which he kisses his best friend on the mouth and is very enthusiastic about this being a love story between two men and clearly cares about making a genuine unambiguous queer romance. But yeah, it’s definitely his fault that Marvel only does blink-and-you’ll-miss-it queer rep. Obviously.

beforethelobotomy

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

bentheechidna

Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

geekandmisandry

His dad is dead, just don’t.

korrasera

In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.

He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.

It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.

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reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.

boosyboo9206

Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.

mayakern

im gonna be honest, i love the new tumblr icon. it feels very in line with what tumblr has been doing recently (completely ignoring what every other social media platform is doing and taking a hard left into “what the fuck is that” territory).

it has absolutely nothing to do with any of tumblr’s other branding or any current design trends (that i’ve seen) and that’s honestly perfect.

i feel like this guy is the spiritual successor to clippy and i love that and i think he needs a name.

(i also feel like this is the face everyone makes when they use the blaze feature to force their shitposts onto the feeds of 500 random, unsuspecting victims.)

mayakern

actually i lied he’s not perfect. there’s one change i would make.

Way too funny not to share

ms-demeanor

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badjokesbyjeff

A pirate walked into a bar.

He had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. The bartender was curious. “How did you get that wooden leg?” he asked.

The pirate took a swig of ale. “‘Twas a terrible sea battle. I stood bravely, directly facing 12 cannons.All they managed to hit was my leg.”

The bartender said “What about your hook?”

The pirate took another long swig. “Arrrr, twas the day the British navy caught me. They tied me to the mast, I escaped by gnawing my own hand off.”

The bartender was growing sceptical. “And how did you get that eyepatch?”

The pirate took another swig. “Twas a mutiny. Me own crew left me marrooned on a desert island. But I had no fear. I lay down on the sand to wait to be rescued. As i looked up, a seagull flew over and pooped in me eye.”

The bartender said “That’s ridiculous, no one loses an eye from bird muck.”

The pirate finished his ale in one gulp, and grimaced. “Twas the first day with the hook.”