My Patronus Is Freddie Mercury

I think I'm pretty funny.

[runmeovaaaawithlove]

You cannot tell me

Remus did not talk hella shit to James and Sirius in heaven about him having the more Marauder child.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[djglory]

[anxietyproblem]

[uglyduchessrantsandcomments]

Man and woman in a period piece: meet

The rest of the cast and me watching from my couch:

[lucrew987]

Thinking about how exactly six years ago today someone really said “we poppin the biggest bottles when Makorra happens tomorrow” and then Korrasami happened 😂

[jaycubs]

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification. article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

[extrafeisty-deactivated20130626]

WHAT!?

[fersureyoubetcha]

gross gross gross gross gross

[durnesque-esque]

Good morning disgusting. Remember ladies:

“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)

A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.

If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.

Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.

You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.

The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

[hazelandglasz]

boosting the fuck out of this

[spoiledbabe-deactivated20130821]

They have this in Continental Midtown in Philly, it’s fucking creepy and not cool at all

[umbr]

the most obvious solution i can think of is to break that motherfucker. what are they going to do? sue you for breaking something they shouldnt have had?

[gender-euphowrya]

That’s fucking disgusting.

[triplebigday]

Hey, fellas. You ever feel like you have to check if you’re standing in front of a two-way mirror? Women do.

[honey-sunny-bee]

Important note: the fingernail test is not accurate! Some cheaper quality mirrors won’t have the gap (like the ones in jewlery boxes and sometimes in hotels), but that doesn’t mean that they’re not regular mirrors. Use the rest of the tips to determine if it’s a 2 way mirror.

[prince-tips]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/scotland-blog/2013/jun/15/scotland-women-shimmyclub

Good news, they had to get rid of the gross ass mirror. Dont fucking go there tho, the staff and patrons have been reportedly gross

[fourthworldwonders]

For anyone that needs some good ol’ grandma love 💕

“Hello my child, I love you my child. You will walk in beauty again with good health from me speaking to you now you will be strong again”

[brattylikestoeat]

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.

[yourfavelovestranswomen]

You love and support trans women!

[jungkyard]

[stankpasta]

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[llywela13]

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

[ladyofatraditionalkind]

Teach them kindness.

[banrions]

my little cousin is 3 and she stands there and goes “you’re doing it!” whenever i’m like, making food for us, or doing the laundry, or pushing her in a stroller up a hill. she is the most encouraging sweetheart. 

[swimmingblue]

gotta love those words of affirmation!

[asparklethatisblue]

My baby brother likes clapping and yelling “well done!” or “good boy!” if somebody does something he likes

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

I AIN’T RISKIN IT

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your expirments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool

[realifedreamgirl]

pika pika. bitch

[she-is-like-no-other-deactivate]

Lmao

[okayysophia]

Rico Nasty for Vogue Magazine

[runmeovaaaawithlove]

AND THAT'S ON FUCKING WHAT??? PERIODTTTTT. IT IS KNOWN!!

[mjalti]

thank you GOD!!

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2020-08-18/britney-spears-conservatorship-jamie-spears

Britney Spears 'strongly opposed' to her father being sole conservator

Ahead of a #FreeBritney rally in L.A. on Wednesday, new court documents request that Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, be removed as her

[softavasilva]

i love women

[stonyinspiration]

YESSSSS!!!!♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[myambitiousthoughts]

🙌🏾🙌🏾