Ryan is a God

A God of Chaos that is! Muhahaha. This is my second account, but I treat it like my only account! Please enjoy some random chaos and maybe a little art. If you think you know me, no you don't, shhhhhhhh.

[ryan-is-a-god]

Starting my Alastor Shrine

Very hype to inform all of you that I have indeed found time to put a character who committed atrocities against humanity in a Pinterest dress!!!!

Original Post: What if I want to spend the...

Progress Post: FINALLY FREEDOM TO...

Al and Nifty: Do Not Photograph...

Al and Vox: As long as I wipe that smile off Alastor...

Al Eye Roll (Blinded): Al Rolling his Eyes (Literal)

The Trio: WIP - drawing all three together for once...

The Trio Update: WIP - Trio Update

Oh let's not forget about fanfics and the related artworks. I'll begin posting my other fics soon. This one is very short

Al and Nifty Crimes (short fic): Alastor and Nifty...

Al and Nifty Crimes (fanart wip): Guy's we're so back...

Other Works

Loki: Finally finished this Loki fanart...

Epic Musical: Wouldn't you like a taste of the power?...

Original Work: Not enough time to finish your artwork?...

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (1/3)

James (Pokémon)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Remaining time: 57 minutes

[ryan-is-a-god]

[cilantrhoes]

[ryan-is-a-god]

July 12th, 2026. This is the first time I've written straight fanfiction since *checks notes* ah maybe 2013?

[hillie-art]

I cracked. Crumbled, even.

Tumblr I present my Stanford Pines Tumblr Sexyman propaganda

and ethical bribery.

for the @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Bill is defending his doomed yaoi other half because he can't stomach the idea that he chose the less desired scientist. Are you really going to let him live down humiliation like that?!

WE HAVE 2-3 DAYS (i think) WE CAN STILL MAKE IT A TIGHT RACE

VOTE STANFORD

[thefroglab]

before you beat yourself up for not cleaning, ask yourself:

is there a proper place to put the things you're tidying up?

[thefroglab]

a lot of times i would find myself struggling to finish cleaning things when the real problem was that I didn't actually have a permanent place for things to go once I had actually picked them up.

once I was making sure I had shelves or bins or organization things first, it became a lot easier to actually finish tidying things up since I knew where things were supposed to belong

[ghostofbriggiesmalls]

Oh.

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Voting ended on15h

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

[writingdose]

fanfic writers who type their works directly onto ao3 instead of copy-and-pasting from elsewhere have no fear. fear fears them.

[ao3commentoftheday]

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Remaining time: 11 minutes

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

He’s not gonna take you back Bill

[bill-cipher-offical]

SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not even Stockholm Syndrome is enough to get Ford to go back to an equilateral triangle Bill, not even one who can sing, do YOU look like the hot elf he drew in the journal, no so get good Cipher

[brainscrems]

Mimosa is correct that ford is never taking you back, even w stockholm syndrome, sorry @bill-cipher-offical However, @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 Bill is isoceles and that’s a microaggression against triangles, you should really apologize for that.

[bill-cipher-offical]

EXCUSE ME, WHY ARE ME MAKING ASSUMPTIONS AND SPECULATIONS ABOUT MY ANGLES ON PUBLIC FORUMS?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Okay isosceles

[cold-tea-and-warm-soda]

Actually, Mimosa @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 is right! Bill is described by the Axolotl as "60 degrees that come in threes", meaning his sides are all the same length. So yes, he is equilateral!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

60 degrees that come in threes

Watches from within birch trees

Saw his home dimension burn

Misses home but can’t return

Says he’s happy, he’s a lier

Blame the arson for the fire

If he wants to shirk the blame

He’ll have to invoke my name

One way to absolve his crimes

A different form a different time

And from the most recent book:

To change his form will take some time

[kororobus]

hardworking cleaners💓

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Remaining time: 11 minutes

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Remaining time: 4 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 6

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Reminder that if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (1/3)

James (Pokémon)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Remaining time: 57 minutes

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[haridraws]

high ambient background football levels reminded me to actually finish this Personal Lore That Caused My Books comic