Currently obsessed with Sleep

Formerly constantreaderfool 18+

[kieumy]

corruptly getting balogun’s red card to be overturned, just for the us team to play a mediocre game and lose anyway

[dgct2]

EP and Showrunner Brendan Brady and Jacob Tierney accept the COGECO Audience Award for Heated Rivalry at the Canadian Screen Awards.

[texasbama]

baby boy 🥺💜

[notspecialbabe]

leave me alone no 😘

[myshangel]

ilya says i would die for you one too many times and it’s always a joke, or half a joke, but shane very seriously puts his hands on ilyas cheeks and says okay but i need you to live for me. i don’t want you to die for me. i want you to live for me. i know it’s harder and i know it’s not as sexy to you but it’s what i want. i want to get gross and old with you so we can die at the exact same time from old age. that’s what i want. and you’re so good at giving me what i want. okay?

[tipigirl256]

For those who don't know, today is National Laughter Day so here's Pike laughing! My heartttt!

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

"not so gay you can't fuck rose landry" is such a funny line Ilya baby they dated for 45 minutes and Shane immediately came crawling back to you, came out as gay, and told you he has feelings for you. being too gay to fuck rose landry is quite literally the reason he realised/accepted he's in love with you and decided to lock that down

[originalharmonysalad]

Conan O'Brien's 98th Oscars Cold Open (2026)

Check out Conan O'Brien's ode to the best picture nominees at the 98th Oscars!

[rylandsgrace]

#The menace to society is back

[dailycatsblog]

[icaruswar]

ilya being the biggest “my husband” guy ever makes my heart feel so warm. he never really had a family who he could claim as his own all the time like this and so all of that repressed love and ownership for his husband comes through in every conversation he has with literally anybody. shane hollander has him on a leash, yes, but it was tied on by ilya himself and handed it to shane.

“hey roz, lets go out and celebrate tonight.”

“can't, my husband wants me home by 8.” (shane doesn't care, he literally asked ilya to go out and have fun)

or

“okay rozanov, fuck, marry, kill—”

“fuck my husband, marry my husband, and kill anyone who looks at him for more than 5 seconds. done? okay bye.” (i mean...)

or

“rozy we gotta catch up soon man, let's meet this weekend.”

“okay, i will ask my husband and let you know when i can meet you.” (again, shane does not have single problem with ilya meeting cliff whenever the fuck he wants but, oh well)

or

“ilya, did shane really figure his birthday surprise out by himself or did you tell him, huh?”

“what can i say yuna, my husband is a very smart man :D” (he definitely told about it to shane because he knows shane hates surprises)

everyone around them is fucking tired (no they're not, they actually secretly love it.)

[wheretheheckismyjello]

wtf the cottage

is so cheap ....they are gonna be booked out for the next ten thousand years

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

[lonelyifonlys]

jacob tierney gave us a voicemail.

“hey, this is ilya, i will never listen to your voicemail”.

and it has just hit me like a freight train how devastating that specific wording will sound, when a certain shane is desperate to contact his boyfriend during a certain event in the long game (season 2).

jacob you’re a genius and i love your emotionally destructive mind

[originaljediinjeans]

Blessing your timeline with this pic of the late and great Steve Irwin holding this ABSOLUTE CHONK of a wombat

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This is sacred ground.

[gimmick-thief]

apparently the same guy also made this meme too

[queermarzipan]

that was the SAME PERSON?

[aquilacalvitium]

I have literally never seen this before omg!