my cravings

my life - my cravings. enjoy the ride!

[weonsinnombre]

[red-twist]

She gave up her fucking life

[ottermatopoeia]

a mother's love knows no bounds

[valtsv]

i could be being chased by the killer and i'd be like oh man this is so embarrassing i must look like such an idiot right now he's probably judging my silly little run and everything

[valtsv]

i'm the kind of guy who'd get stabbed and be like ugh this is so humiliating i'm sure nobody has ever bled out and died as badly as i am. cringe.

[gayteensupreme]

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[perrokallej3ro]

i’m fucking crying y’all

[1st-1]

[kat-got-your-tongue14]

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

[truthtoldslant]

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

[1st-1]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[ansonmount]

Zach Villa VORACIOUSLY smoking his way through AHS: 1984

[l0veisntbrains]

"He's not my boyfriend"

Spuffy, BtVS s04, s05, s06, s07

I just saw this [x] and I had to do that.

[spuffygifs]

spike + arm appreciation 💪🏻 💪🏻 💪🏻

[senritsu]

I hate the whole backlash like ‘you say touch starved but you actually just mean horny’ NO I mean when I was getting my hair cut there was a moment where the hairdresser tilted my head to the side and the top of my head brushed his chest and my brain short circuited with endorphins because it thought I was being held

[evilphrog]

Because casual, platonic affection is so taboo in our society that whenever anyone wants to hold a friend’s hand or snuggle on the couch, it is automatically assumed they must be after sex.  This is especially true if the person in question was socialized as a man. 

[greenreticule]

relating all physical affection to sex really messes with people’s need for physical contact with others. it teaches us to isolate ourselves and deny ourselves critical interactions lest we be mistaken for pursuing sex. this is really isolating for people who are sex-indifferent, sex-repulsed, or asexual, but it affects everyone.

[dacuslucy]

so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

(listen with headphones if possible!)

(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

[chookiemunster]

In a scale from Taron Egerton looking at Hugh Jackman

to Ezra Miller being touched by Colling Farrell

how good are you to hide your obviously gay desires?

[gayteenhipster]

Horrible! I’m a Dylan O’Brien at best

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

I’m more of a Tom Daley shooting “pls rerrange my colon” sniper glances

[homicidalbrunette]

I’m more like Zachary Quinto practice rimming Chris Pine 

[bowie28]

I’m no better than Chris Evans not even trying anymore.

[twitch8283-deactivated20220130]

[bonermakers]

I love this!

[sashaholic27]

This thread 🙌

[etienneflore]

an iconic thread

[5norlax]

I’m worse than Tom Holland wanting that Brokeback Mountain experience from Jake Gyllenhaal

[allthe-queens-men]

john “deaky” deacon aka the skinniest bitch in rock n roll

[johndeacy]

Proof.

[champions-myfriends]

Skinny Bitch Brian May Disagrees

[allthe-queens-men]

Skinny Bitch Brian can kiss this Skinny Bitch’s ass

[champions-myfriends]

Queen fact: Roger often uses Skinny Bitch Brian as a drum stick

[allthe-queens-men]

Skinniest of Bitches coming to drown Brian in the sea

[champions-myfriends]

Skinny bitch Brian and his crown is unbothered

[allthe-queens-men]

he crushes brian under the heel of his boot

[champions-myfriends]

Brian is a kinky skinny bitch and welcomes it

[allthe-queens-men]

deaky tops, and therefore wins

[champions-myfriends]

Deaky wishes he could top this

[allthe-queens-men]

nah he’s good

[chefwaitertable-deactivated2023]

i think y’all forgetting this skinny bitch

[allthe-queens-men]

Nah he’s already been eliminated

[im-happy-at-home]

What a blessed thread

[deadenthusiasm]

Freddie checks in

Just look at him

[omghotmemes]

The painting, is complete :3

[gee-whatsgoingonhere]

but what’s in the middle

[chaotic-bastard-demon]

[queenstylinsxn]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[maxximoffed]

Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben

[sulemania]

I feel this is an important addition. He saves so many people on a regular basis that this just keeps happening. And he feels so much for his uncle that the answer is always the same.

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

…. This hits different when you realise he’s canonically Jewish

[marvel-and-dc-geek]

Can you please elaborate ? I’m curious as to what it means

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

You can read a pretty good summary of it here, but as (most likely) Ashkenazi Jews, PP probably follows the minhag (custom) that says “that by naming a newborn child after a deceased loved one, the soul lives on through the child.” (Quoted from the site linked above.) And given how his Uncle Ben died, it just makes it all the more sadder tbh.

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[eroscestlavie]

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes 

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water 

[feistyfrank]

that was a classic that was a classic

[thelovelylights]

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

[professorsparklepants]

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.

[egg690]

I FOUND IT!!