Content(e) to be slightly forlorn

la Ró! 24 - Polish - in theory, teacher of French - in practice, student of English philology God's interlocutor/sometimes hello, let's talk

[kuragin]

[fuckabbott-deactivated20200923]

[owe-ciociowe]

pociągi wyzywają mnie nawet w Portugalii

[purpl-eprose]

[anxietyproblem]

[oak23]

We forgot about it

[owe-ciociowe]

coś tutaj wisi

[owe-ciociowe]

taki względny spokój

a potem nie ma się co dziwić

[owe-ciociowe]

to miłe, kiedy w ciemnych zaułkach można znaleźć wielkie miasto

[lemonskittlesofficial]

me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen

me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper

[rex-luscus]

Does anybody else think “man, I’d do so many things if I felt better” but once you feel better you don’t do anything cuz you just want to chill and enjoy not feeling bad?

[summerstarsandsea]

Y e a h

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

what the fuck do fish do for fun

[notthedisneyyourelookingfor]

the newt play the flute

[chiikitten]

the carp play the harp

[mentholcase]

the plaice play the bass

[cmiad]

and they soundin’ sharp

[tricksterlatte]

the bass play the brass

[oldsoulsandyoungbodies]

the chub play the tub

[neglected-space]

the fluke is the duke of soul

[sapphictea]

YEAH

[dragonlakirsche-deactivated2015]

the ray he can play

[cyanmar]

the ling’s on the strings

[loadedinowls]

the trout rockin’ out

[almostabi]

the blackfish she sings

[mentholcase]

the smelt and the sprat

[soggycheesefry]

they know where it’s at

[notthedisneyyourelookingfor]

an’ oh that blowfish blow !

[valtsv]

woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*

me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol

[lesbianshepard]

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

[lesbianshepard]

this is what real comedy looks like

[ladyofthesilent-deactivated2025]

I know people who don’t talk to each other AT ALL because they disagree on whether a bunch of languages constitute a family or not…

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[normal-horoscopes]

It’s saurons only line at the very end of the book. He screams it while barad-dur collapses.

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

aspiring phoneticians when there’s no one for them on career day: [oʰ]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english