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Welcome Foolish Mortals. The only thing you need to know is that I slap people and black out Ask and you shall receive.

[ceausescue]

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

[electriccuckchair]

This post has found its target market

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

The funniest person in this entire post

[kosmogrl]

[frankiecorleone]

[celiavonhinten]

[unbearable-swagger]

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

[nevver]

Night at the museum, Nicolas Krief

[sajjji]

map of britain but it's the shadow of this sloppily taped over piece of wire hanging out of a wall

[disgustinggf]

[eggtrolls]

[weirdness-is-good]

D4

I don't drink but... wooo

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[vergak]

Built out of pipe cleaners and pom poms

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[mariotennispowertour]

5/5 5 year anniversary

[adaswordlace]

christ

[b0ytemper]

This post took 3 years off my life

[unapologetically-descriptivist]

I’ll take “words that perfectly describe the Académie Française but which would literally kill them to hear” for 500, Alex.

[imtryingx]

very horny for soft affection and care 

[unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated]

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

[dazeyray]

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name

[shortylego]

This is the most serious post on this entire website