SarcasmKat

[a-shortcut-to-shrooms]

Unmute for spooks

[anxietyproblem]

[elfwreck]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The day the big Home Depot skeleton arrived.

[myresin]

Bring him back

[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

some of the top comments

[proteinmom]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[icefire149]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY EMAIL RIGHT NOW

WHOOOOOOO LET THEM DO THIS

[shisasan]

𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟺, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟷 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶 -𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹

[ID. October 4. I feel restless and vicious. END ID]

[correctopinionhaver]

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

[correctopinionhaver]

[anarchocuntboogaloo]

QUIT REBLOGGING THIS

[stilldickslappinthestate]

Jenni's POV:

[m00nxtal]

Gloves = thigh high stockings

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Solution: mittens

[casdeansintrouble]

Sorry but a man stumbling in from the cold and removing a clunky, snow-covered mitten with his teeth only to reveal the perfectly sculpted hand underneath is not a solution to this problem

[findingfeather]

Y'all realize literally NONE of this is doing anything but reinforcing the hands = tits comparison, right.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[atlas-prime]

From the same thread

[pastel-goth-milf]

This is my kind of energy lol. VOID HIS WARRANTY SIS

[catchymemes]

[vicsoturnt-deactivated20230303]

bro what fuckin year is it

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

dude fucking schmoven

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaijuno]

Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

there is absolutely no way i could’ve prepared myself to see the animal that showed up begging for scraps.

[beehtml]

anyone: may the fourth be with you

me, already confused about catholicism:

[awwdorables]

[famicom]