I'm not Interested in being polite or heterosexual

22 - Transman He/Him - Cosplayer - Multi Fandom Blog

[fan-fangirl-world]

Hunnigan: Why did you fall in love with Chris?

Leon: Because he knows how to make pancakes

Hunnigan: But anyone could make pancakes

Leon: Not like Chris does

[foodffs]

AIR FRYER TOASTED RAVIOLI

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[funny-tik-toks]

[ko-is-an-insomniac]

Cain and Abel

[sharkswithsocks]

The Cain Instinct

[idratherhavefreedom]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[neonprotagonist]

[neonprotagonist]

he eats people.

[jinxedbabbles]

To be honest it was the mental brainwashing he did on will that was unacceptable for me - it was such a violation of someone else’s mind it was disgusting

But the man is a damn good cook and has great taste in fashion and decor I can say that much

[neonprotagonist]

yeah i get how violating someone’s mind is disgusting and unacceptable! such as when he. yknow. eat it.

[jinxedbabbles]

Cannibalism is not illegal in the US

[wolchefant]

[true-king-of-monsters]

Y’all gotta fucking stop!

[archived-3-deactivated20210513]

[daily-okakuri]

Daru: Yuki told me she has a lot of plants in her house and I told her, for some fucking reason, “Damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp” and we’re somehow still dating so. Chase your dreams. Nothing is impossible, apparently

[kwarrtz]

“Gay people should never die in media” is apparently a genuine view some people hold. Like, not just in a “don’t treat gay people as expendable or use their death for cheap drama” way, but just. Never. Gay people are immortal now

[lovecrafts-iranon]

Actually cheap drama is great and an excellent reason to kill people off, it should just be done in an equal way

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

fridge 👏 more 👏 men

[cookingwithroxy]

Wellll maybe yall should watch more action movies? Men are killed for cheap drama all the time in them.

[sassy-error]

My favourite take on the "bury your gays" drama was when some gay people died in the walking dead. Like. No shit man. People die on that show wtf.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[feanor-the-dragon]

Stargate Atlantis and Breathedge.

Honestly? That sounds pretty dope.

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Deus Ex Human Revolution and Ash Vs the Evil Dead

That actually sounds awesome as fuck. 

[association-of-free-people]

Vikings: Stardew Valley

[american--support]

Sicario and GTA 5 are pretty much the same damn thing.

[derkartoffelkonig]

The Void: Call of Cthulhu

[butmuhgains]

Mandalorian and Halo? I don’t watch tv so this was like a year ago

[kasaron]

Mob Psycho 100 and Cultist Simulator....

Yeah that works.

[medic981]

Ori and the Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.

[noneofchar]

Fallout: Silicon Valley

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

Star Citizen: SG-1

[jdeko]

Girls' Frontline: Naked and Afraid

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

King of the Hill and Fallout 3.

... Dang it, Bobby.

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

@uncle-beanbag

[uncle-beanbag]

Well it was a Hentai.

[ad-hominem-sappies-deactivated2]

Hitman: bar rescue

[dangerbooze]

Lucifer & Monster Hunter World

[termytheantisocialbutterfly]

Naruto and Animal Crossing

honestly id want it

[polarbear-phil]

Tony hawk's 7 deadly sins

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

Bob's Burgers: Breath of the Wild

[weaponizedhorse]

Ori and the Blind Forest and Cold Case

[xphilosoraptorx]

Arrow: The Talos Principle

Super hero action, and cyberpunk philosophy.

So basically The Matrix.

[ace-pervert]

Rupauls drag race. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon DX.

Pikachus Drag Race, where every lipsink doubles as a battle.

[xphilosoraptorx]

"THIS AIN'T PIKACHU'S BEST FRIEND RACE!!"

Some of my favorites so far:

Pretty much how I play New Vegas.

So, Star Trek, but replaced Q with Bill Cypher.

Just say Fable.

[zucca101]

The forces of Earth, equipped with their massive Evangelion units, wage battle against the evil Covenant, until but one Eva and Pilot remain. Can Master Chief Ikari save Earth? Does he even want to?

[iron-kolo]

BNA and Warhammer 40,000's Space Marine.

UHHHHHHHHHH

[sassy-error]

Criminal Minds and Sims 4.

I mean what.

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[hauntingyourself]

I’ve been laughing at this all day

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

[an-absolute-travesty]

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been told that I look like him before

[imnotsureanymore]

Well, I didn’t know him so I googled and-

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

[valtharr]

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

[tech--romancer]

Im gonna do something cursed

[tech--romancer]

God forgive me for i have sinned

[one-time-i-dreamt]

ERZHHGGGJJGRUKVFUBZKZXUVUVIFUFZFUCFZDTDZFUGIGIDUDUFUVKGKHIFUFUFUFIGUFZ

[the-real-peter-parker]

BILLIE EILISH????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Which one of us???

[mememan93]

yes

[milk-a-cola]

[fourteenzero]

[the-worm-man]

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

[archie-is-actually-a-girls-name]

Wait. One-time-I-dreamt had a…face?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Hey, I still have it!

[oooh-banana-deactivated20210131]

Not for long

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what

[diankn]

KOH THE FACE STEALER!!!!!???!!

[gayavatarstyle]

can you imagine how the whole energybending scene must have looked to Sokka and Suki

[gayavatarstyle]

[doritoprincess]

Sokka: “ohmygod, I think aang’s losing!”

Suki: “you dont know that, maybe red is aang’s color”

Sokka: “you think the motherfucker who was planning to genocide the entire world with fire has a *blue aura*??”

Toph: “what the FUCK are you guys TALKING about”

[professorsparklepants]

Sokka: it's the same color as his tattoos, of COURSE Aang is blue.

Toph: Aang has tattoos?

[jaffacountingtribblesinthetardis]

Toph: I can’t beLIEVE none of you told me Aang has tattoos, I’ve been part of this team for MONTHS and nobody thought to tell the BLIND GIRL that Aang has tattoos.

Toph: (quietly) Suki what are tattoos

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Oh God if Toph found out what tattoos were you know she’d go hog wild with them. I’m talking full sleeves. Imagine rebellious teenager Toph COVERED in tattoos now leading an army.

[babyanimalgifs]

Willo likes to awoo when she is enjoying her food 

(via)

[miamitu-illust]

Nice going ruining Aang’s day.

inspired by this post!

bonus:

none of them know how to appreciate a joke

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

This is the single most mid-2000s thing I can think of

[catchymemes]