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saturn | 23 | she/her my adult blog for my adult self. header @ lovelylou , icon @ luvpngs spam blog: @under5feet-and-over800pages

[saturn-in-space]

i wrote a thing!!

here is my NADDPOD big bang fic: Bahamian Au Noir! it’s C1, but like, filmed in black and white.

find it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63537592/chapters/162820024

summary:

Hardwon Surefoot is a good cop, a great cop, even. But not good enough to cut it at the Irondeep City precinct. So now he’s forced to do what he loves for whatever creep and idiot wants to hire him in the rundown city of Galaderon. Or, he was, until the strangest femme fatale you’ve ever seen literally crashes into his office. Moonshine is a country girl in a big city and an even bigger mess, and she needs help if she’s gonna finish the job for her fancy-boy benefactor Beverly Toegold the 5th. Beverly’s father (Beverly number 4) has been kidnapped by a new gangster only known as A, and it’s a race against the clock with enemies at every turn to save him. Can this trio, brought together by shenanigans and too much crick water, save Bev Senior before time runs out?

[enba-and-luka]

[brainscrems]

This what I mean when I say science writing is terrible and you need to actually go back to the academic publications themselves to get what’s going on

[athenasdragon]

Frequent enough issue that there's a greeting card about it...

[stjohnstarling]

Inside the Booming Business of Monster Porn

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

[stjohnstarling]

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[twinkhole-destroyer]

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

[note-a-bear]

Employers when you try to use your pto

[kalimaxxing]

tea timed

[killue]

ahhh .. just what i needed

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[luna-azzurra]

Just spent 45 minutes researching what a specific street in a city smells like in october so i could write the word "damp." the word is in the final draft. it is doing its job. it cost me 45 minutes and a mild obsession with historical weather records. worth it. the word is perfect. you would not believe how hard i worked on that word.

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[sufficientlylargen]

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

[things-that-are-not-true]

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[homunculus-argument]

I will never get tired of the big-ass fucking seagull head on the front of Helsinki art museum. I hope they never take it down.

[nightbringer24]

That is a big-ass fucking seagull head.

[homunculus-argument]

This is the sort of shit that all public artwork should be. The kind that you can use as a landmark to find your lost buddies. Going like "yeah I'm standing at the front of this building. Under the giant fucking seagull head. You'll know it when you see it."

[dykonicdiva]

i am at my clits end

[sreegs]

[sreegs]

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

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