[fandom-escapes]

Nine nine 📣📣

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[perennial-lee]

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

[galwednesday]

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

[nuclearfaggot]

im asking you to stay here. i cannot tell you why, i dont have any other reason except i want to see you here. i want to see you as happy as you can be. please, do what you can to stay. to find happiness wherever you can. i know that it is selfish of my to ask this. but i’m asking you anyway. take care of yourself. if not for yourself, then for me

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[evilwizard]

okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?

[chimera-posting]

Werewolves are vocalists. What instrument could rival her beautiful howl?

[cam-pteryx]

They’re in a band together

[classichorrorblog]

Hocus Pocus (1993)

[jotx]

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

[anteultimate]

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

[jotx]

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

[anteultimate]

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

[honeypunks]

[catasters]

[grouper]

Does this want to upload now

[memewhore]

[myrinthinks]

[maykitz]

[victusinveritas]

[curiositysavesthecat]

"For anyone who doesn't know what a Bacon number is, it is the degrees of separation a person is from the actor Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon's number is 0, Someone who has worked with him directly's number is 1. Someone who has worked with that person's number is 2, and so on. (Here is a link to the Wikapedia page on Bacon numbers for more details.)

If you don't know your Bacon number, you can check it on The Oracle of Bacon by putting in the name of the most famous person that you or someone you know have met"

(Submitted by @lucybianchi)

What is your Bacon number?

1-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

Over 40

Voting ended onAug 21, 2025

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[ieveniam]

It's absolutely hilarious that Amok Time is also the first episode featuring Chekov. Imagine being 22 years old working a new job on a starship and when you clock in, the first officer is in heat

[plomeekparty]

and yes, they smoke weed

[gaytricorder]

love how shatner is just staring at nimoy and nimoy is staring at nothing