Jumping into life

Hi! My name is Jade, I'm a 29 year old in Austin; just trying to figure out what I'm supposed to do now.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

You think palpatine is a sensitive lover or was it a pump and dump

[thetyrannosaur]

i think he said 'unlimited power' while blasting rope

[gunsandfireandshit]

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[mhmoony]

[butchflirt]

[morphinetheemichiko]

Lmaooooooooo

[knight-sapphic]

Different love languages:

Knowing someone's coffee/food order

"Saw this and thought of you" texts

Falling asleep on their shoulder

"Drive safe" and "text me when you get home"

Having nicknames for eachother

[thehmn]

[rat2rrj]

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open

[skinks]

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

[runcibility]

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

[everythingfox]

His name is Brisket

[gayhyuna]

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

Truthbomb

[durnesque-esque]

Kevin’s mom is a hero.

[tygermama]

I love you Kevin’s mom

[rocketmermaid]

Mom Coming Out Of The Pool To Shame Kevinkind

[systlin]

Your mom put you in this world, Kevin, and she will take you the fuck out. 

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Rip kevin

[surprisebitch]

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

[oni-boyfriend]

[okayysophia]

[y3llingabtmyhobbies]

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[naamahdarling]

i lost my shit at the last panel

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

It’s time for artists to stop personifying Gluttony as a fat person and start personifying them as a billionaire capitalist who surrounds themselves with luxury at the expense of the poor.

[invisible-goats]

I like this but also in the seven deadly sins there’s avarice (ie love of money) as well as greed/gluttony.

I’d replace it with people spending a fortune on ridiculous food trends

[20furiousbluebirds]

Compromise- Every sin is a billionaire! Gluttony is the hedonist who spends billions on fancy foods and luxurious beds while people starve on the streets around them. Greed is the tax-evader who stores all their wealth in a maze of offshore accounts and shell companies, who’d prefer to never be able to use it then to risk someone else taking a penny. Lust is the predator who thinks only in terms of power, and is surrounded only by people they can bribe or bully. Wrath is the conservative who insists the poor and needy are “stealing” from them, who looks at every soup kitchen and benefit payment as a personal insult against them. Envy is the ladder-climber only cares about their own success, stabbing anyone that could their friend in the back for a fancier office and another 0 on their salary. Sloth is the trust-fund kid, who has lived their whole life on their parents money and has never so much as cleaned a table without a servant stepping in. Pride is the elitist who insists they worked hard for everything they own, they deserve everything, they’re only richer then the rest of us because they’re better then everyone else. The best part is you can cut down on drawing time because they’re usually all the same person!

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

This is probably the most biblically accurate way to draw the seven deadly sins

[thymechaos]

THIS is the fucking hot take we all needed and deserved

[semi-precious-me]

So. We're all thinking of the same person right. Who's gonna draw him.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[blu-iv]

McSpaghetti

[mykey-20]

He can McFuck me

[emerald-archer-outlaw]

[bakwaaas]

when I was younger, I used to think true love was tumultuous and intense. but now, I feel like real love is gentle. passionate in a soft, sweet way. not fireworks and drama, but a love that’s like coming home, the breeze on a still summer day. a balm to the aches of the world.

[yair-am]

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Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money (Korn Remix)

[bonkai-diaries]