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[wistfulpoltergeist]

* Phaethon - base game compatible hairstyle for male sims, all LOD’s, all maps, 28 EA swatches+extras, from teen to elder + Cas thumbnail

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Eyebrow Set

Here's my new set of brows! It's a set of three maxis match variations in all EA colors ✨

24 EA swatches

Custom catalog thumbnails

All gender flags and ages

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Public release April 16th

[cheng-chih]

Lip-HighLight / Lip-Middle-Liner

HQ Compatible

7 Highlights / 1 Lipliner

Tattoo Category 

Download ( Public on May 22nd )

[bandtshirt]

[utopians]

No more Sherlock Holmes adaptations. Society has progressed past the need for Sherlock Holmes adaptations

[neurotypical-karen]

ok ok but I feel like we could do just one more Sherlock Holmes adaptation. hear me out. 

basically Sherlock Holmes is a lady, except she’s got these huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers.

[neurotypical-karen]

what happens next?! Watson shows up, only she’s a lady too and she’s got even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[swiftlybeingsteph]

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

[catchymemes]

[quellmont]

i dont even play Stardew Valley that much but this trivia bit is fucking hilarious

[tharook]

“I like to, but I don’t.”

[striders]

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

[wondertweek-deactivated20231103]

hes a bottom

[ronnie-bunny-deactivated2023120]

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

[unpatchedglitch]

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

[striders]

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

[that-twink-over-there]

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[lemons2apples-deactivated202009]

cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards

[vvitchella]

Lemony did not, and would not ever, expect any of us to be okay.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[starridge]

at first i wanted redd to put the fake venus and nike statues around my town so it would just radiate lesbian energy

now i still want that but knowing that the fake art is super haunted it makes it 100x cooler and sexier

[that-dog-steve]

[starridge]

oh yeah the fake art is sUupER haunted

This painting has a figure on the back

The fake Girl With a Pearl Earring opens her eyes??

One of the fake statues floats if you interact with it?The counterfeits are straight up cursed in this game!!!

[bastardfruitsandbasil]

I have the floaty cursed one

[biglawbear]

Blathers: oh hey you're back from Redd's early

Me: art's haunted

Blathers: what

Me: *loading a pistol and getting back on the ship* art's haunted

[neckkiss]

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[milkymilkycakeycake]

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