Sephlid's Zephyr

I change as the wind. Blogging and reblogging what I feel like. Mostly, though, this'll be spammy fandom stuff that I find cool. Maybe I'll toss a couple of thoughts in here and there.

[lowsun]

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

robots are mastering the art of balance — and it could save lives (x)

follow @the-future-now

[roboticdreams]

Amazing! :o

[h0lyhandgrenade]

This is dumb but so is Reaper.

[cute-overload]

[beesmygod]

What a weird piano.

[hustleinatrap]

Am I still dreaming?

[yves420]

this is what the city manager laws have been doing to our state, the people who did this were hand picked by our governor. arrest rick snyder.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/flint-water-crisis/2016/09/18/after-court-threat-state-removed-flints-power-sue/90467828/

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[sarcoptid]

@buttart

[domoz]

ral zarek is the 5 time winner of the izzet semi annual barbecue competition 

[nickel-bolas]

I can see it.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

He only sets himself on fire once and that sets him leaps and bounds ahead of the competition

[mrasayf]

are you fucking kidding me

“it doesnt matter what tool the artist uses, but the skill of the artist themselves determines how well a piece is”

[grubsnuggle]

At first I was like “cool speedpaint” then I looked at the toolbar at the top.

[camuizuuki]

I agree: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[to-ka-ro]

Well, dang

[voca-lee]

hard mode

[professorprof]

They. They put a boob jiggle. On a solid piece of metal armor.

[dollbeshop]

[wilwheaton]

[lyricwritesprose]

Also, if Clinton were physically frail, it wouldn’t disqualify her for the presidency.  We’ve had a president who could barely stand up; we can handle a president who can’t stand for more than ninety minutes in Kevlar.  We aren’t sending her to the summer Olympics, for heaven’s sake.

[gailsimone]

I've come to notice that in a lot of comics, it's like women are discouraged from being adults, and pushed towards being younger "girls" (Raven, Starfire, Barbara, just seem to get younger and girlier. Nothing wrong with that, just would like some variety) but at the same time male characters are never allowed to be perky young boys. (Impulse, for example, being turned into the much darker character Bar Torr during N52.) What's your opinion on patterns like this? Or am I just imagining things?

True, and fucking annoying.

[pollution-of-subterranean-waters]

Wouldn't it be adorable if Megacat likes to slides into boxes? But since he's too big and poofy all you see is the poofy butt legs and tail, and Optimus is just dazzled by the entire situation????

He will notslide in the box. He will own it and declare as his fortress.

[theblogeternities]

The Basic Lands of Kaladesh

These are the ones that i will hoard~ :D

[vikingsheep]

A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.

Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this? Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies… Thor: Hobbies? Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles… Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’? Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable. Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man? Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.

-later, above a Chinese restaurant-

Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.

[sourcedumal]

OMG

[twitterlols]

[fightingfish]

This is funny, but nothing will ever beat this 

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[inspectorclarke]

“How did you kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?”

“Shotgun.”

[horchata-and-chai]

Leslie Jones is a beautiful woman pass it on