You Deserve Happiness

David | 25 | Bi |

[afriendlyblackhottie]

[okayysophia]

[saturnineaqua]

I used to work there 😂😂😂

[sickaddiktions]

[savvygunner]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[nicksand]

[tarynel]

Lmao yall are terrible. It is across the street in the mall.

[afriendlyblackhottie]

It’s cuz her husband had to register as a sex offender and can’t be near a Chuck E. Cheese

[12amdecisions]

I love being on tumblr

you learn so much

[bewbin]

Punjabi but in a southern accent

[imactuallylucifer]

The accent makes me think I should understand what he’s saying is this what a stroke feels like

[crazy-brazilian]

KING

[socialistexan]

[anarcho-gamerist]

[bananonbinary]

i hope yall are being careful with lil nas x; he’s a very good and entertaining performer, but he’s still not your friend. i’m not saying he’s secretly horrible, but the familiarity from like his twitter and tik tok and all is just part of the performance. In a very real way, lil nas x doesn’t actually exist; he’s just a character Montero Lamar Hill plays for our amusement. don’t forget that.

[bananonbinary]

this isn’t like about any specific reaction i’ve seen, just that anyone who becomes a Tumblr Darling will inevitably be turned on real fuckin fast when it turns out they’re a real person with a private life, so when people start talking about this guy like he’s the Best Most Real Celebrity, i start to get Very Very Nervous.

[enthusispastic]

See, when I think to myself “we need to protect this man” I DO 100% mean that we need to protect him from being the next celebrity to be thrown violently from a pedestal he should never have been forced into.

[ruinedchildhood]

Full Video: Mobbed by Raccoons

[pietriarchy]

[guccifloralsuits]

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

[seratoninvibes]

The latest Tweets from david (@dwmxcvi): "my favorite bud tender got a new job and now I'm heartbroken 😢😢"

follow me on Twitter I need more people to follow 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

[theconcealedweapon]

[adamndisgrace]

Also, a lot of the people in those jobs DIED. they can’t come back to work because the work conditions got them covid and now they are dead.

[roach-works]

also, for every person that died, several more survived but now have long haul covid and are disabled and literally can’t go back to the job that ruined their life in the first place, or any job, because their health is just gone now, and the current ‘unemployment pay’ that assholes keep complaining about is all that’s keeping them afloat.

[zenosanalytic]

[alienfuckerdeluxe]

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

[drakovictorious]

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

[srsfunny]

So so gullible

[complete-trash-and-despair]

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

[uncle-beanbag]

Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.

It breaks because it is made thin as a ring and any decent pressure on it snaps it.

Not because of negative vibes

[bigredm38-2]

In other words:

The guy that made ‘em

[astroangeltears]

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

[uiruu]

you at the rock shop

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[zephlampeee]

my god i’ve been to so many panels where half of the white gays are just like this. like i knew people who spoke just like that.

[ultimatebottom69]

Also yeah.

[batboybisexualism]

just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”

[werewolf-cuddles]

What is it with Disney’s obsession with turning some of their most evil villains into misunderstood anti-heroes?

I’m sorry, but no. You can’t make the rich woman who skins puppies sympathetic or cool.

[weaver-z]

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

[mlmgods]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

Shaggy would never say that. This is far more accurate: