just call me Weird Al

AuDHD, fine artist, designer, collector, cat mom. She/her. (Currently YJ Shauna Apologist)

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[teaboot]

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

[coffeefocusrat]

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

[coffeefocusrat]

meant an alternative milk .

[correctopinionhaver]

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

[godisafujoshi]

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

[ygmtwr-atrus]

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

[thesmallestpotatto]

I'm ten minutes into episode one of the Pitt and I'd already die for her

[zegalba]

top: SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

bottom: Mark Rothko (1952)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[bloodlinemagick]

i was enjoying the new jay-z album for like 2 whole tracks until he went antisemitic but honestly i don’t know why i expect better of literally anyone anymore & i’m not going to watch as only black jews or just jews in general bring it up & it’s not talked about by anyone else at all

[bloodlinemagick]

im reminded of the time that kanye was like ‘yeah jews own the entire media industry and they’re holding me back’ & when the interviewer was like ‘UH…’ he said ‘i don’t know why people saying you have a lot of money is a bad thing’

or when MIA was, in the middle of her rant about how black people didn’t ‘own rap’ [lmfao what] that it was ‘the jews who own the entire thing [media]’ who were keeping her out of performing somewhere and not, say, the fact that she was being racist

or B.O.B. amid his flat-earthery, talking about how it’s all ‘the jews’ who are ‘keeping the truth’ from everyone by virtue of ‘owning everything’

it’s that fundamental…disconnect and misunderstanding of the way antisemitism presents itself mainly [the J00Z have all the POWER and they’re USING IT TO KEEP EVERYONE ELSE DOWN] when [a] we’re just like everyone else, scattered across all classes & [b] there are always way more christians in any space or profession than jewish people but we’re focussed on bc of conspiracies that usually lead to our harrassment and/or murder

there’s no such thing as positive discrimination

also hey, the reason there are jews in moneied professions is bc you lot forced us to handle ur money bc u considered money a sinful thing but you still needed it and we were going to ‘hell’ anyway so it was the only job we could get. now everyone wants money and suddenly we’re the devil keeping you away from it

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

“You wanna know what’s more important than throwin’ away money at a strip club? Credit You ever wonder why Jewish people own all the property in America? This how they did it“

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[cerayanay]

“Hey Trinity! I’m not sure if you saved my number, but this is Mel from work. I had a lot of fun the other night at karaoke, thank you so much for inviting me! I was wondering if you would like to hang out again sometime? I think you and I both have the next few days off, and my sister Becca is spending the weekend with her boyfriend. No worries if you’re busy! I know this is pretty sudden haha. Just let me know, and have a good weekend 😊”

“@ drag brunch pull thru” *Trinity Santos shared her location*

[pseudonymjones]

why do i always fall for this precise ship dynamic

[ilyparkerellis]

To me both seasons of the Pitt so far have been about Santos having the worst shift a person can possibly have and when her tank is empty and her walls of sacasm have been pulverized she looks around and finds the person that desperately needs something and gives it. A roof for Whitaker. A fun night out for Mel. In one fell swoop she won the loyalty and friendship of the nicest, kindest people in the ER, and then she goes home, looks in the mirror, and thinks i am evil, i am unlovable

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[hungwy]

If laundry didn't have folding it would be a good activity. But because it has folding it is a bad activity

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[general-george-washington]

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

[absolxguardian]

Please, enlighten us

[general-george-washington]

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

[ves-ljubi-junij]

@kedreeva

[kedreeva]

[neon-slime]

@windvexer

[hawkuletz]

@elodieunderglass ?

[elodieunderglass]

Endless creativity! Thank you!

[combatwombat27]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! These chicken coops are joyful and whimsical!

[fleshtomyteeth]

"i asked chatgpt"

"i asked gemini"

oh okay well. i asked lottie matthews and she looked toward the sky, basked in the wind, and told me what the wilderness wanted

[khoyakhoya-chaand]

My hot take that l am definitely gonna be flamed for:

[wulfhalls]

dana: oh thats RICH coming from someone who wont shut the fuck up about his vacation on MOUNT SUICIDE