Feed the Beast

food you wanna f*ck with

[glowcowboy]

i just wanna say a formal thank u to pasta for being like that

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[achesspiece]

um. you probably should not mix these activities

[achesspiece]

[girlmostlikely]

[abigpigeon]

Making soup can be flirting

[abigpigeon]

That scene from Ghost but I’m helping you cut up a kiełbasa

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@lokighost

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

bf who cooks 🤝 gf who looks cute on counters

[snailtongue]

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[ID: A black cat stepping into an open pizza box. Right onto the pizza.]

[yourlilbrunette]

[thefloatingstone]

Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.

When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn't exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.

where is the future I was promised?

[not-cuidarnos-deactivated202312]

i'm tired of flirting. let me know if you want to eat pizza and sleep together

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

we ate tagliatelle with boar ragù from some boar a client of my father’s hunted and my father was like ‘oh this boar killed one of my client’s hunting dogs and wounded another’ and i was there chewing on the ragù like oh great my pasta has lore now. just like in ovid’s metamorphoses

[sexystresseating]

[cleverclove]

A Vegetable Has to Go. Which Is It?

Asparagus

Brussels Sprouts

Okra

Zucchini

Peas

Carrots

Celery

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[whatbigotspost]

Food Fun Facts for dad types!!!

•Adding butter or cheese or salt or whatever to your veggies so that you like them doesn’t change the nutritional content you get from said veggies.

•Additional calories eaten don’t negate the healthy benefits of food. And, stay with me here, low calorie foods are not more morally pure than high calorie foods.

•If making a food more palatable by adding butter (or whatever) is the make-or-break for someone to actually eat the vegetable, then the Brussel sprouts with butter are FUCKING HEALTHIER for you than the Brussel sprouts you don’t eat. A salad with ranch dressing is healthier for you than the dry greens you don’t eat. A sandwich with cheese and mayo is more healthy than the plain sandwich you don’t eat. The strawberry with whipped cream is more healthy than the strawberry you don’t eat.

•We actually don’t have to buy the bullshit that food that makes us happy or tastes good is less healthy.

[sexystresseating]

Sushi Kuchi. Pacific Beach. San Diego

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]