How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
Umm OP I need some evidence (PICTURES GIVE ME PICTURES)
Never let it be said that I don’t give the people what they want (UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE *side eyes Marvel*)
A better question is why the fuck is he naked under his armour?? Wouldn’t that hurt? If you wanna get stark naked he’s gotta have clothes to begin with
You’re right. We deserve naked Tony AND the undersuit.
i can’t believe op didn’t include avengers prime, which is perhaps my favorite instance of Naked Tony Stark™
JUST DO IT MARVEL! IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER THE BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE LAST 3 AVENGERS MOVIES
SHOW US THE IRONDICK
Omg. Its back.
So thats where we got the term ‘Stark Naked’ literally naked Tony Stark omg im wheezing
it got better
I’m sorry, are you telling me there was an occasion where a naked Tony Stark flicked a flower and a few blades of grass at a someone and got a reaction that wasn’t “are you serious”???
@riverthunder They were distracted by the irondick.
Clearly someone at Marvel agrees with me and should be the one making the movies.
@tralfazziod
#you know who would put the irondick in? taika #he would put the most glorious stark naked u ever saw in a4 I stg
This person knows what they’re talking about
Bless me.
This is the most ridiculous thirst post ever. Thank you.
Give us the irondick.
Now that we’ve seen the bat dick, can we see the irondick?? I mean I know the batdick isn’t from the same universe but mARVEL, IF DC GAVE US WHAT WE DIDN’T WANT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE US WHAT WE WANT???
It’s occurred to me that RDJ might be uncomfortable doing this. Of course, the comfort of the actors is always a concern to me. As such, if it comes to that, I suggest either a body double or CGI.
RDJ would most likely be comfortable with it as long as he actual dick was covered.
He’s got mostly naked before.
Dick out or nothing. #give the irondick liberty or give us death
I mean. His children are watching this movies if i were him i wouldn’t like them to see the irondick u know?
Cover their eyes
That’s what I do with my brother when we watch game of thrones
*winston duke voice* uhh this is a Disney movie
Tell Disney to meet me in the pit.
Viva le revoldicktion
Viva le revoldicktion
*le gasp* ITS BACK!
I will never leave, never rest, not until we have been granted our Stan Lee granted RIGHTS!
@seaside-howell speaking the gospel truth
This whole thread is amazing
if iron man was a girl this thread would not exist
You’ve chosen the wrong person — because not only am I bisexual, I am all for destroying this country’s weird discomfort with sex and nudity where graphic violence isn’t as bad as showing a butt for five seconds.
I dont know if I’m proud or dissapointed. This is the largest thread I’ve ever read , and it’s about Tony Stark’s dick.
Interesting question: Is this thread as long as the irondick? We don’t know because Marvel won’t show us!
*ominous chanting* Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick, Iron-Dick,
Iron-Dick, IRON-DICK
The devil works hard …
but the leader of le Revoldicktion works harder
It’s nice to be appreciated.
This post is too fuckin large…. kinda like the irondick
No, perfect size, also like the irondick.
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
rdj has had his dick out on set for like the last 30 years that man don’t give a fuck. less than zero? naked fur? naked wonder boys? mostly naked friends & lovers? wearing panties and also naked restoration? he literally runs down a hall with nothing more than feathers? attached to his dick 1969? almost naked, runs around in his underwear sherlock holmes? mostly naked random photoshoots? mostly naked
he’d do a naked tony scene faster than you could say “give me the irondick”
Only thing stopping us now is Marvel. Now, I maybe only five feet tall and completely non-intimidating on a physical level, but for the Revoldicktion? You better your ass I would fight them and WIN.
*openly sobbing* Beautiful
Me trying to figure out why i’m following this account: Oh yeah this exists
THIS POST IS GONNA BE LONGER THAN
The IRONDICK
LONGERRRRR AND BIGGER AND BETTER
And good bye *Screee*
Thicc like the irondick
Good god y'all are thirsty
thirsty and proud
Someone translate “thirsty and proud” to Latin, because that is now my official motto
HELLO I AM IM AP LATIN MAYHAPS I CAN HELP @incorrect-ironstrange
“Superbus sitientique”
Perfect
im so afraid, this post is radiating with a violent chaotic energy stronger than the god of lesbians himself,, please have mercy on my people q n q
No mercy until our demands are met!
But in the comics it never actually shows the dick so why are you saying that you deserve to see it?
Because I do. I, personally, deserve it.
This appears on my timeline at least twice a day and everytime I just sigh and go ‘it’s the fucking irondick post again’
And now you’ve helped make it longer. I want to use the ‘congratulations you played yourself’ image but that guy doesn’t go down on his wife so
Never let this dieeeee I see this at least 4 times a day and I’m blessed… Give me irondick or give ironstange hahaha COME ON MARVEL U pussy TRY ME
God U swear last time I saw this thread it was Much More shorter!
And Now it’s got up to 19200 notes!
And LOOK WHO STARTED IT :
@incorrect-ironstrange
Emphasize on
IronStrange
As an IronStrange fan & on behalf of its fans, You are very welcome
ISPI - Ironstrange Shippers in Pursuit of Irondick
I see this post in a daily basis! I think it’s time for me to reblog it as well!
I too demand Irondick!
This is the longest post I’ve ever seen and it’s just pure thirst.
I love it!
Here on the irondick post, we are THIRSTY AND PROUD! SILENTIS SITIENTIQUE!
I love how quickly this goes from “iron dick” to “destroy the norms” to “give me ironstrange” all the while keeping the actor(s) in question in mind and calling out Disney/Marvel’s shit without getting out of hand
It’s what I’m here for
Honestly, I loathe this post but I’m not gonna block it cause I feel like it’ll be important in the future. But I really hate the fucking irondick Post
*finger guns*
It disappeared for a while from my dash, but now I understand. It was biding its time and growing more and more powerful.
I hate it and love it.
i think i’ve reblogged this about fifty times bec im scared that if i dont @incorrect-ironstrange will kill me
If I see this fucking post again…… @incorrect-ironstrange go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
I shan’t
HELL YES THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH!!!!
TIME TO GIVE THE IRON DICK SOME MORE LENGTH..
Hoof….
That sounded much dirtier in text then it did in my head.
This post is a fucking monster and I’ve seen it raised from an egg.
It has been two weeks since this was last on my dash…. that’s a crime
God this is a long post and also I wanna see tony fight thanos bare naked if it is the last thing I ever see again
If Tony Stark’s dick is the last thing I see before I die, I will have died happy
DICKS OUT FOR THE IRON DICK
Everything out for the irondick. Nude protests. This is how we will achieve our goals.
How the hell did this get in my drafts
Longs posts give me anxiety for some reason so I’m literally dying cause of this post
Wtf is this
Revolution
Make it longer. Make it thicc-er. Give it glory.
All Hail the IronDick. All Hail the RDJ. All hail the Revolution.
And if I die for this revolution, write the words on my tomb that Sydney Carton spoke: ‘It’s a far, far better thing I do than I ever have; It’s a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.’
That’s beautiful. Truly, a service to the revoldicktion.
Always remember
Let us never give in in these trying times
Viva le revoldicktion
Let the Irondick live on
Staff can’t stop us! Keep fighting!
VIVA LE REVOLDICKTION!!!!!
Picture this: the year is 2020. Marvel has been decimated for not giving the public what they want and if you hear the chants, the terrible chants, of “irondick, irondick, irondick,” run. they are coming. pray you can escape.
THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE IRONDICK
IT LIVED
Irondick surviving the purge is the greatest news I could have received today ❤️
There are a lot of additions I could reblog, but this one has a Lucifer gif
What… what is this???
just wanna take a moment to appreciate the tags
are you all that horny for tony’s dick like honestly
you ain’t stephen
you ain’t gonna get it
you know what-
This is the longest and most hilarious text post I’ve seen on this site. Wish luck to you thirsty bitches
This post is soooo looongggg
long liiiiike?
The
Dick
there ya go
This is the first time I’ve seen this and it is so much worse than I could imagine
I aim to please
This gives me 2012 tumblr supernatural era vibes and I live for it
Endgame can’t be the end because we haven’t seen the irondick yet. Simple as that.
Forgot to add this
how is this the first time i’ve seen this…
Could? I did.
This is actually my first time seeing this post…Viva la Revoldicktion just broke my naked Tony virginity
Maybe somewhere in the Multiverse, the writers of Deadpool are listening and will slip us some Iron Dick eventually!!!
So long as the multiverse exists, Tony Stark can never truly die, and neither can the *deep breath*
IRONDICK
still no irondick, but…
…what about crop top armor and iron garter stockings?
Never gonna let this die
Im joining this irondick cult ya’ll
What’s the point of life without freedom
What’s the point freedom without choice
What’s the point of choice if we’re not Heard
#iron dick 2020
I relinquish my atheism in honor of the iron dick. I will only go down to my knees for iron dick (and ironstrange tbh)
Praise the dick
FREE THE IRON DICK
@ellisper sent me this, and I agree with them, this is definitely a joke about how huge the irondick is. I agree.
Omg this post went a full round and now its
back ans THICCER THAN EVER
Make👏This👏Post👏as👏long👏as👏Tony👏Starks👏Dick👏
you guys know what goes well with irondick?
This is what infinity looks like *_*
