Friendly-neighborhood-bisexual

I just like to browse. May get around to writing. May not. May commit war crimes. Depends on my mood.

[teratomatower]

you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

[william-s-churros]

finally i can reblog my favorite post on this website once again

[monamoni]

[ralfmaximus]

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

[laurasinele]

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[kiera-jpg]

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

[claudiagray]

The burning question: When she has her hands on either side of her face, right at the start, is this the moment she realized, “I’m gonna have to marry this guy” ?

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[dogpuppy]

[minecraft]

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[innumerable-eyes]

Op is aware It's being a bit shitty

[innumerable-eyes]

There's nothing I hate more than high protocol master/ slave dynamics enforced with heavy discipline and little to no positive reinforcement

I want to beat the dom to death with my bare hands and turn the sub into a spoilt pillow princess

[innumerable-eyes]

Guy who's sad slavery was abolished before he got a turn x girl who's been taught her whole life she's only valuable if she's useful

[innumerable-eyes]

"He says I'm not allowed to use a safe word during punishments but he smiled at me for half a second three days ago so I know he really loves me"

Wow yeah neat I can't wait to feel his eyeball pop between my molars as I give you your tenth orgasm in as many minutes

[innumerable-eyes]

I think the risks of punishment are ridiculously under stated in the kink community

I think many dominants feel the need to justify their own sadistic urges and want to be able to punish people for doing the wrong thing but they can't go off and be vigilantes so they bring that energy to kink without ever considering the psychological damage they're doing to the subs in their care

I think many submissives seek out discipline in hopes of being found worthy or being given worth or they get told this is the way bdsm is done and go along with it without ever considering the effect it's having on their own mental health

As much as I believe you can consent to anything and bdsm is about play I don't believe most couples are practicing informed consent when it comes to discipline and I do believe this type of play should stay in scenes not be the basis of 24/7 dynamics

[innumerable-eyes]

Part of what I love about tumblr is how now if you want to reblog this very interesting point about discipline and consent you also have to reblog the bit where I talk about eating eyeballs

[innumerable-voices]

Something reminded me of this one and I had to come find it

If I could have one lasting impact on my community as an educator it'd be that punishment should stay in scenes only

(If I could have a second it'd be that being fat makes almost all types of play less risky)

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[estel-and-agape]

[possibly-emu]

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

[waddlingaboutinmypuddle]

Will never not reblog an incredible classic

[original-blog-deactivated]

Original poster deactivated 18’th of February 2017

[atlaskrr]

we've done it again folks

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[i-found-a-mushroom]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[tumblebagel]

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[gay-jesus-probably]

can you believe this website is free

[skyporf]

we pay in other ways

[syn4k]

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you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)