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I'm Obsessed with YouTube, Supernatural👻, Music🎶, Hamilton the musical and um, a lot more

[ampervadasz]

[bumblebeerror]

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

[haikuyus-deactivated20220606]

this fourth of july think of the indigenous people of america who had their country and land stolen from them with little to no reparations or apologies. land is still being taken. sacred grounds are still being ripped away. there is no “independence” for the people who were here first.

[disneydatass]

Friendly reminder bc we are one week away!!!

[hazeldomain]

Just heard about this.

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BLOG THEME

For anyone that needs this!

Please it’s gREAT.

This app is really great. Seriously.

They also have an app called Clear Fear for all of those who have anxiety!

It has a safety net feature where you can put in your contacts and call them from inside the app

It also tells you about the different kinds of anxiety so you’re not confused on what kind of anxiety you have

And it’s free!!!

[cidercidercider]

Reblogging again

[poptartsaysthatyouareloved-deac]

^^

[cactus-potato]

Please reblog!!!

[lovingdefendorcoffee]

This seems important to me n my pals! I’ll try the second one out, kinda need it :)

[noob-majesty]

Are we gonna forget this? They give you numbers to call. :)

Of course, as they say, keep helpful numbers at hand if you don’t wanna use these

[dioraura-deactivated20200527]

every time we level up, we have to readjust our boundaries. what was okay before, no longer works. the people in our lives, self care rituals, the environments, and situations we engage with must all adjust and meet our new vibrational frequency, in order to be sustained.

[antifainternational]

In case you were looking for something to do today.

[queernuck]

[erinomaista]

Is your landlord a piece of shit and refusing to fix stuff around your place? If you’re living in the US, most cities have a section on their website for building code enforcement. Find the contact information for the department and tell them what’s happening. Make bureaucracy work for you! The government will contact your landlord and if they don’t comply they will be fined! The threat of losing money is a mighty motivator and they’ll most likely get their shit together within a day or two.

My ceiling was leaking for two weeks without me hearing anything from management besides “we’ll get to it”. Literally the DAY after I emailed the code enforcement department, management came by with a contractor to give me estimates on when my roof would be fixed. This shit works y’all

[thearthistorygeekau]

I don’t normally post or reblog about this on my Tumblr, but this is important. I tried this and it made our landlord so mad that they accused us of not letting them in to fix the apartment, told code enforcement these lies, and threatened to evict us. If you do this, make sure you document EVERYTHING.

[nerdygaymormon]

[onyx-starman]

even if ‘they’ was grammatically incorrect for a singular pronoun, if you value grammar over a human being then there’s a bigger problem here

[jensteed]

This says it all.

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[twoofcups]

[victorystar]

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

actually please reblog this because someone else got it too. do not click on the links in this e-mail if you get one like it, just forward it to [email protected] and delete it

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[batmansymbol]

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[gallusrostromegalus]

So I tried going to bed at a reasonable hour and now it’s 2AM and I am very much  A W A K E so I’m gonna be productive and set up things so I can have a real breakfast before therapy tomorrow. 

[lastczarnian]

I am feeling the fuck out of this except replace productivity with anxiety and bam we are basically twins

[gallusrostromegalus]

As someone that’s lived with anxiety since early childhood:

Choosing to Do A Productive is the most reliable way to kick an anxiety attack I’ve found yet.  

It’s a pain in the ass to develop this habit (Goodness knows I fail at it all the time)  and it requires having A Productive you can feasibly do at 4AM (vaccuming is right out) but if you can do SOMETHING it consumes enough focus that anxiety fit is relegated to the back burner where it chokes like a candle without air.

Potential Productives To Do In The Wee Hours Of The Morning When Everything Is Too Much:

set things up for future you to have a nice breakfast

actually just have breakfast right now, you’re probably hungry

gather at least some of the trash into bags and put them by the door to take out.

If it is safe to do so, actually take out the trash

Water your plants.  They don’t care that it’s nighttime.  They thorsty.

Clean you pet’s food and water bowls

An Shower.

Change your sheets

Take everything out of your backpack/Purse/carryall, throw out the trash and at least shake out the accumulated cumbs and crud.  

Do a load of laundry

if u don’t have laundry, take the covers off your sofa and launder those.  they need it and you’ll like having a nice-smelling couch.

Answer An Email

Do Some dishes.  Maybe not all of them if they’ve been piling up, but some.  

Consume A Vegetable 

Check your snail mail.

anything you’d be thrilled to wake up and find out had been done in the night for you by gnomes? go do that thing.  Future You will be so happy.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This post has been trending in my notes again, so here it is for anyone else who might need it.

[tomhiddlestonscheekbones]

[sam-captain-wilson]

Please unmute this

[shadows-and-starlight]

He looks like he’s having an awful fucking time 🤣🤣🤣

[mysharona1987]

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

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