i have too many names :]

icon by https://foxycrossingg.tumblr.com/ ! give em a follow :) header from Geminga, an rpg game by CrypticSky (who I’m pretty sure is inactive now) on itch . io he/him pronouns please & thank u :] i do NOT have a specific name I go by, as people nickname me things all the time and I attach to the nicknames! some of the names i go by are (in no specific order): bee, boo, tommy, theseus, michael, wilbur, and karl

[miaclemeverett]

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tommyinnit is behind gordon

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[meangirlnurse]

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

[meangirlnurse]

püdding

[meangirlnurse]

internet said add milk

[meangirlnurse]

whip cream

[meangirlnurse]

עפל

[meangirlnurse]

the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they're not even begging for food they're just judging

[meangirlnurse]

thank you for your support 🫡

[meangirlnurse]

you know there’s actually something really satisfying about the meaty “thwap” sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid

[meangirlnurse]

oh kevin perjurer we’re in it now

[meangirlnurse]

critics are raving!

[meangirlnurse]

my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that's kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn't related to the snickers btw

[meangirlnurse]

@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples

this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i've just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent

[meangirlnurse]

my cat thinks i'm making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad

[meangirlnurse]

i’m not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here i’m just following my heart

[meangirlnurse]

snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meangirlnurse]

update: whole bag

[meangirlnurse]

the unknowable cries of the human soul

[meangirlnurse]

[meangirlnurse]

for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven't tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise

[meangirlnurse]

update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don't know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house

[meangirlnurse]

all right lads. its time

[meangirlnurse]

its bad

[apollos-boyfriend]

quackity, watching purpled stalk around las nevadas: wow he looks especially angsty today, i wonder what he’s listening to

purpled’s headphones:

🎶 A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED 🎶

[alfheimr]

does anyone want to see my cat

[alfheimr]

excellent. heres whisper

[angry-roomba-army]

this is the dumbest thing ive ever made

[images-that-are-only-blessed]

[phillipfancypants]

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

[cantsleeplogan-deactivated20200]

And unclench your jaw

[my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock]

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

[immrbrightsideeee]

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

[luxwing]

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

[toomanyfandoms2name]

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

[2spirit-1spoon]

don’t forget the laundry in your drier

[some-donkus-named-iode]

Don’t forget to eat a breakfast, regardless of how late you woke up

[the-haiku-bot]

Don’t forget to eat

a breakfast, regardless of

how late you woke up

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[whateeveeer]

Please retire the "we are made of stardust" phrase I am so tired of it

[bluwubewwy]

Stars are made of flesh

[whateeveeer]

I change my mind bring back the original phrase

[xjoonchildx]

NO CHEATING: You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

thank you for the tag @https-stay 💕💕💕

tagging: anyone who wants to play along!

[sleepytinyfox-spam]

last person in my camera roll is my little sister and the last song I listened to was Empty Page by The Crane Wives !!

uhhh @eliias-bouchard you’re the only mutual i won’t explode if I tag. anyone else welcome to do it tho

[identityarchitect]

last person in my camera roll is two of my ocs and the last song i listened to .. fantastic phantasm. that’d for sure be an interesting movie

tagging: uh fuck i never remember who my mutuals are. @crabussy @imagiguard @vancrypt you guys do tag games right. also everyone reading this who wants to

[www-pinkhearse]

Esteban doodle I did is the last person in my roll but if we’re talking irl ppl this screenshot of a yt short

And the last song is the moss 👌

I tag uhhhhhhhh i don’t feel like tagging @klavierpanda @bigcommunist @jeddiehater @tiredmilkshake and that’s all I feel like tagging rn @ everyone 👍

[aroaceundynestuff-deactivated20]

Me and birds person in “Setsuna Trip”

[thebutterflyoficeandwisteria-de]

last thing I have saved in my camera roll. I guess I am stuck with the royal family from fairytale island. based on this I think I am with them in the last song I listened to so stuck in this

@kittieshauntedourfantasy, @alldramaisvalidstorytales, @exist101, @xxgalacticambitionsxx + anyone else

[smartyserval]

ME AND VERONICA SAWYER MY BELOVED IN “The Family Jewels” WE WILL SLAY

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @sillyvisioncorner @envyvstheuniverse @preci0us-little-life @heather-duke-enthusiast @eriniserin @random-things-from-a-cat @we-were-meant-to-be-one @beesmeowmeow

[sillyvisioncorner]

don’t really keep much in my camera roll apart from wallpapers, school shit and art references but-

Tagging

@cuddle-while-the-fire-roars @genderflu1dwh0r @heathersaddict @justwilfee @lill-cute-fluffy-devil @blueikeproductions @we-were-meant-to-be-one @envyvstheuniverse and anyone else who wants to join

[lill-cute-fluffy-devil]

Um… I have no clue how this works. Lmao. I’m in a movie with Bendy and Whiteout, and the title is Shitno. XD

Tagging @justwilfee @cutebendy @crystalthefox69 @rubiloveschocolaste and @bendy-the-anon and anyone who want

[mama-bee-bb]

Mmmh ok not bad

@vanillathecreator @karmel-queen @kris-bj @kkolg @rookie-choco @ratqueenlol2 @carriegalaxyy

[starchucker]

So uhhhhhh-

Apex

@very-many-rats @carriegalaxyy @errorthedumbone and anyone else who wants to join

[curlyclosed-deactivated20260308]

this sounds like a really silly 80s comedy action movie where the entire plot is a duo accidentally saving the world by doing crappy shenanigans

(The character is a doodle i made of Pabit from Smile For Me last night)

@mr-smilesss @butterbuhgs @clownmiser @wormsinsdirt and anyone else who wants to join in!

[wormsinsdirt]

God this WOULD be hell of a ride

@p1nkc4lyps0 @thinkingaboutctommy @autism-yaoi @paradox-hq @a-radio-d3mon

[thinkingaboutrylandgrace]

?????????????

going to be a….a- i dont actually know even no comment only gumball & sb!wilbur crossover

@sunshinetrinket , @blockofandesite , @wilbursootsquared , @melted-snowperson , @dumbartist101 , @theverywest , @pancakewithamace o//// hows your movie going guys?

[homophobinnit-deactivated202409]

oh god. this would be interesting

@lolliepop-central, @tubbosbeess, @littleguybutnot, @aroaceupmysleeve, @brain-wanders and my fellow theatre mutual @bronzetomatoes :)

[bronzetomatoes]

This could go so many different directions tbh but it’d slay any which way

@clingyduoapologist @sheemo @thecownamedcat @girlboysollux @dependable-magnet + if you see this knock yourself out

[clingyduoapologist]

Welp the last person in my camera roll is just me so

HELLFIRE SOLO BABY

@the-mike-est-of-michaels @lacystar @cupsmp @lepidopteragirl @goatedgreen +anyone else who feels like it

[goatedgreen]

this is literally a horrific combination like i cant even imagine good lord

its too early in the morning for me to tag ppl so just whoever wants to do it ig :)

[fjordfolk]

there's nothing i can say to top this

[fjordfolk]

guys its in all caps

[fjordfolk]

Lots of people in the notes commenting that this is "like racehorse names" that "have to be unique" but that is not the case. This registry doesn't require a unique or complicated name. I need everyone reading this to understand that this breeder is doing this for themselves.

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[transfemininomenon]

bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

hey um. i'm really sorry but we stabbed your boyfriend 23 times. yeah he's not coming back. sorry.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

amazing

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

reblog if you were born smooth down there like a Ken doll

[headspace-hotel]

See, this is where no sex ed gets us

[thegaymertrainer]

If you come in you don’t have to come out

[pasta-is-magnificent]

[kingscrown666]

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

[bathroomcube]

[comixextra]

[escuerzoresucitado]