[catcrumb]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

[paxamericana]

[pangur-and-grim]

I impulse bought a dollarama ladybug costume that does not fit Pangur and, in fact, made her very sad

[pangur-and-grim]

it fit Belphie better, but it also made him sad

[prufrocks-deactivated20170410]

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

Fuck dude you really can’t

[perkwunos]

This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic

[towerofglass]

[burlbread]

Idk if I posted my fav rat pic here yet. Here it is:

[sanguinewolves]

they call m,e guy who gets guilty & scared a normal amount about normal things

[theunfairfolk]

ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

[zzoupz]

bless know your meme

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[todaysbird]

shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him

[todaysbird]

he didn’t want me to put the pigs away or something. he wanted me to purchase and obtain a new pig. i was 17 and had no car

[sacred-portal]

[variousqueerthings]

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

[dustsculptures]

the tits speak for themselves

[mi--corazon]

[lestatbf]

seeing trans people in public is like encountering an angel in the produce aisle. you understand

[lestatbf]

forever & always

[huefaced-deactivated20240114]

Hey, friends with poor memory. This is a sign to go ahead and learn anything you want, even if you're afraid you're going to forget it all. Read Wikipedia articles, watch documentaries, take free classes, and delve deep into books and lore. Maybe I'm the only one who has this fear, maybe not. But learning for pleasure is just as much--if not moreso-- about the joy of the experience as it is about memorization.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[fearthefuzzybear]

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Reminder

There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese

[slimes-on-you]

source?

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]