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i go by spri || pfp by @spookystew || stuff i've worked on + a vague tag system over here

[tetrabytesthedust]

1549

[luvlybimm]

[artificial-condition]

Me watching tv: it’s what murderbot would have wanted

[incomt65]

Me half-assing my job: it's what murderbot would have wanted

[noomyart]

Me cancelling on social events: it's what murderbot would have wanted

[canadianwheatpirates]

Me rigorously following health and safety rules: it's what murderbot would have wanted

[grison-in-space]

Me harassing friends about their own self care while neglecting my own: it's not what murderbot would have wanted but boy howdy it's what murderbot would do

[doctors-star]

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

[doctors-star]

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

[doctors-star]

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[a-lc01]

[squided]

clunkiest water graphics I've ever seen

[ninawenn]

I’ve never been so happy that a video has sound.

[glowingghosty]

CRONCHY

[friendraichu]

@thevastnessof dont hide this excellent contribution in the tags

[hexh-pixel]

lurking beneath autumn’s glow 🎃✨

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[slitherpunk]

train car was empty so i used my gameboy camera

[virgo-dicks-deactivated20241026]

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

[helianthus-hellion]

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

[thepleasuregoblin]

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"

[valuedeversourcecustomer]

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[beardedmrbean]

Beyblade heavyweight division

[loosethreadstitchery]

This is an idea I've been playing around with for awhile, and I finally worked out a design I'm happy with. The outer fill patterns combine where their sections overlap, and the resulting patterns are more intricate than their component motifs would suggest. Blackwork embroidery on blue 14-count Aida cloth.

Pattern here (my site) or here (Etsy).

[mumblesplash]

pretty sure my actual most controversial minecraft opinion is that i don’t want any improvements made to the end

[mumblesplash]

i don't know how to explain it exactly but my favorite thing about the end is something about it feels existentially horrifying in a way the other two dimensions don't, and the emptiness is a huge part of why

the other two dimensions are full of ruins and treasure and echoes of long-dead civilizations that had values and purpose and goals they were trying to achieve. there's a real sense that they're ruins now because they were destroyed, or abandoned, or taken over

the end cities don't feel like that. they aren't even ruins. they're just empty. it feels less like their inhabitants fled or died out and more like they just...stopped

[mumblesplash]

YES we shall have a spring weddi- [sees icon and url] nvm just making out is fine too

[mumblesplash]

[already getting fitted for a bulletproof wedding dress] hell yeah domestic bliss here i come

[mumblesplash]

each day i come back

from my odd way of life

and i parry attacks

from my spouse with a knife

i unmod the end

like i do every day

and they mod it again

soon as i look away

they poison my tea

when i leave it to steep

i pretend not to see

and i die in my sleep

i wake from the dead

every morning at dawn

make them breakfast in bed

and the cycle goes on

[rainyinautumn]

each day I await

the return of my spouse

they’re never too late

they love time in our house

the end is at hand

all teeming with life

yet they load up a land

they prefer filled with strife

I poison the tea

they’ll drink if they dare

the mug is left empty

I know that they care

their heart slowly stops

but at dawn comes the save

the penny still drops

leave my kiss for their grave

[mumblesplash]

[dodges cast iron skillet aimed at my head] YOU HAVE NO FUCKING APPRECIATION FOR EVOCATIVE WORLDBUILDING. DINNER SMELLS GREAT BTW

[mumblesplash]

@codaattheend hey. hey how did you just bring this entire trainwreck full circle with a single sentence. stop making my spontaneous seussian toxic marriage improv illustrative of the very topic it derailed. illegal

[jairus666]

[tarballing]

artist: @drezzdon

[pc-98s]

the bus stop sunk cost fallacy

[pc-98s]

your scheduled bus did not show up. you’ve already waited 20 minutes. it’s over half a mile to a different line’s bus stop. do you leave, knowing that the bus you’re waiting for might show up as soon as you do? the next scheduled bus is 20 minutes out. it may also not show up. it’s so cold that you long since lost feeling in your extremities. you once again consider the merits of tracking down the president of the transit agency. for a chat. you’ve already waited 20 minutes.

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.