sluuuuuurp….. watr

I'm like... the laciffo-satan of silly-little-arson-frog-offical Header image is bowl of butter 🧈

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

They call me the the froag wait that’s not right

new offical

do I like… tag people

that’s what new officals do right

so I’m hopefully not going to be shot out back at the applebees if I do this ok

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical @spotify-offical @ferg-offical @no-one-offical @homophobia-official @homosexuality-offical

Yeah that’s it for now

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 3 days 6 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

WHY'S JESSICA RABBIT TRYING TO KILL ME :((( and CATNAP is protecting me?!?!?

cartoon logic vs literal nightmare who would win

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

you’re telling me eeyore from winnie the pooh wants me dead? eeyore?

hm, wonder who’s protecting mDAVID TENNANT???

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

Man i just realized I haven’t been posting so often I need to get back on doing that

Here’s this lil thang ig

[satan-offical]

I had a dream that it was revealed that you were secretly running every single offical account on Tumblr

We are a hive mind

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

can confirm

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I’d like to nominate @duck-from-hell-offical because they’re really nice and funny and they like Yuri. also there a servant to satan and a member of the weirdly large hellverse thing, and they got me back into a fandom. Good luck cammy!!!

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @duck-from-hell-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[duck-from-hell-offical]

i just woke up. HELL YEAH! Thank you goose! :)))))))))))))

tagging people and things

@skyan-official @adjdhsue @laciffo-natas @cerberus-offical @argon-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @fishycarpy @duckyfool @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @do-not-u-dare @easyaro

[skyan-official]

GO MY FRIENDS!!

@the-color-purple-offical

@tum-blr-offical

@aspectussexual-official

@awesome-offical

@arsonoffical

@aoi-offical

@beetroot-offical

@bacone-official

@chartreuse-official

@costco-offical

@cleaning-spray-offical

@dark-red-offical

@everything-is-purple-offical

@evil-unconvenient-lamp-official

@flibbertigibbet-offical

@goldenfrog30-offical

@grapefruit-offical

@herobrine-offical

@iron-offical

@just-another-vilanous-offical

@killer-offical

@lightsabersandbluecookies

@lemonade-offical

@meh-mediocre-lamp-official

@maryland-officially

@null-the-void-monarch-offical

@orange-offical

@potasium-offical

@penny-offical

@roku-official

@silly-medium-flood-frog-offical

@silly-little-frog-frog-offical

@weirdo-offical

apologies if anyone here didn't wanna be tagged 😞

[goldenfrog30-offical]

Woahhh I haven’t been on this blog in so long. . .

Did you mean @goldenbunny30? Either way that’s my main!

Ig I’m bringing non-officals here. Go @harbinger-of-silly @chaimydrink @a-very-humanyes @rice-w0lf @bubble-official @ovloppy @themicroweman ! Also @silly-little-frog-frog-offical @silly-medium-flood-frog-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical @silly-small-arson-frog-offical @ferg-offical go my fellow froggers!

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

rise my froglings

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I’d like to nominate @duck-from-hell-offical because they’re really nice and funny and they like Yuri. also there a servant to satan and a member of the weirdly large hellverse thing, and they got me back into a fandom. Good luck cammy!!!

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @duck-from-hell-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[duck-from-hell-offical]

i just woke up. HELL YEAH! Thank you goose! :)))))))))))))

tagging people and things

@skyan-official @adjdhsue @laciffo-natas @cerberus-offical @argon-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @fishycarpy @duckyfool @purple-morphsuit-guy-offical @do-not-u-dare @easyaro

[skyan-official]

GO MY FRIENDS!!

@the-color-purple-offical

@tum-blr-offical

@aspectussexual-official

@awesome-offical

@arsonoffical

@aoi-offical

@beetroot-offical

@bacone-official

@chartreuse-official

@costco-offical

@cleaning-spray-offical

@dark-red-offical

@everything-is-purple-offical

@evil-unconvenient-lamp-official

@flibbertigibbet-offical

@goldenfrog30-offical

@grapefruit-offical

@herobrine-offical

@iron-offical

@just-another-vilanous-offical

@killer-offical

@lightsabersandbluecookies

@lemonade-offical

@meh-mediocre-lamp-official

@maryland-officially

@null-the-void-monarch-offical

@orange-offical

@potasium-offical

@penny-offical

@roku-official

@silly-medium-flood-frog-offical

@silly-little-frog-frog-offical

@weirdo-offical

apologies if anyone here didn't wanna be tagged 😞

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

yippee!!! yay!!! wahoo!!!

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

1) they are famous

2)funny

3)very active

4)constantly denying they are famous which I find funny

You know them

you love them

@definitely-ao3-offical !!!!!!!!

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @definitely-ao3-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

No.

nonononononononono

So not

Guys please, I don't ask much from you

Please

Be merciful just this once

I beg,,,,

[anonmous-offical]

@mrevilvillanplotman-offical you have a big tag list

@duckofmisfortuneoffical I want my favorite minor deity involved

@jakejavu-offical (you can tag Satan and they are likely to respond[at least more than if I do it])

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical <- semi popular person that I’m unionizing against

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical <- hows the maid dress

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical -this annoys them be chaotic

@null-the-void-monarch-offical - people know you exist

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Anon,,

My child,,,

Please no-

[anonmous-offical]

CHOP ME HEAD THEN

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm not going to decapitated my child??

[anonmous-offical]

……….

Okay

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Why are you disappointed??

[anonmous-offical]

It would look cool

:(

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

yayyyy vote!!!

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I would like to nominate @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

- @a-pairlessly-painfull-poet

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @silly-little-arson-frog-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

little old me? um... If I get nominated I'll put myself in a blender

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

uhhh unliking the post so I can rb instead oh yeah 👍

[grapefruit-offical]

i am a grapefruit

what are you 🫵?

[astronaut-offical]

i am an astronaut

what are you 🫵?

[sharks-offical]

I am a shark

what are you 🫵?

[weirdo-offical]

i am a weirdo

what are you 🫵?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

i am silly little arson frog

what are you 🫵?

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

i am silly medium flood frog

what are you 🫵?

[goldenfrog30-offical]

Anyone need the gay kissing meme

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

always

[goldenfrog30-offical]

Here

Tumblr marks it as a GIF but whatever

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

You’ve done me a great service

thank you fellow frog

[goldenfrog30-offical]

Anyone need the gay kissing meme

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

always

[ask-hothead-the-mare-deactivate]

[thebiggestnaturaldisaster]

Subby tht jtgjrhig

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Sohfjifbgjd guidbsidbf

Yeah… I cant type with my eyes closed on my phone, my pc would be different though.

[copyright-offical]

sonic the hedgehog

I SWEAR THAT WAS ACTUALLY WITH EYES CLOSED

[endless-stars-offical]

sonixeht hxtkejok

welp

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

sonic the hedgehog Being a shitty writer payed off

[flibbertigibbet-offical]

sobuc rge gecvif

oh :(

[evilpineapple-offical]

sonic the ndadgdhkg

sonic what are you

[fox-offical]

sonic the hedgehog

HA

LOSERS

AHHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

sonuc ghe hedgehog

… Not bad

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

Sonic the hedghog

I think I forgot a letter somewhere along the way lemme try again

Sonic the hedgehog

AYYYY THERE WE GO

[satan-offical]

One year ago today the officalverse was founded (complete lie)

So... HAPPY NATIONAL OFFICALVERSE DAY!!

I MADE A CAKE! IT'S MADE OF INK AND PAPER AND IT'S VERY GOOD!

I am so proud of what the officalverse has come to, it's grown so much and it grows every day. Keep going everyone, you're extraordinary, you're amazing, you're you, and thats the best thing you can be!

Happy officalverse day!

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

M

M

[yahenni]

M

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[shark-tranny]

A

[irishfry]

THERES NO

[gamergal-ds]

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

UONG MAN

[lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20]

MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

[visceralvermin]

[the-crab-demigod]

Meneaito 👏👏👏

[the-m-is-for-minor]

dadadada despacito

[walmart-the-official]

ra-ra-Rasputin

[the-principality-of-sealand]

ONLY 17.

[definitely-totally-croatia]

WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

[bisexual-airforce]

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!!

[missouri-real]

GUYS HELP I THINK MY BOOMBOX IS BROKEN WHAT DO I DO?!?!?

[actual-aspec-military]

H-O-T-T-O-G-O–

[breadbut3d]

PINK PONY CLUB!!

[karahkat]

BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

[dalek-empire-offical]

-IF I COULD BE SOMETHING WHAT YOU THINK OF ME I COULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING I COULD EVEN LEARN HOW TO-

[doomedyaoioffical]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[homosexuality-offical]

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER

[a-random-ufo]

I’M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE

[gunship-official]

WELCOME TO A NEW KIND OF TENSION

[no-one-offical]

HEY BABY WONT YOU LOOK MY WAY I COULD BE YOUR NEW ADDICTIONN @profain-offical

[profain-offical]

Hey baby‚ what you gotta say?

all you’re giving me is fiction

[no-one-offical]

I’m a sorryy sucker and it happens all the time I found out that everybody talks everybody talks, everybody talks too much

[profain-offical]

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPERRRRRR

[no-one-offical]

AND THAT WAS WHEN I KISSED HIMM

[profain-offical]

AND THEN MADE MY LIPS HUUURT

[no-one-offical]

I COULD HEAR THE CHIT-CHATT

[profain-offical]

TAKE ME TO YOUR LOVE SHACK~

[no-one-offical]

MAMA’S ALWAYS GOTTA BACKTRACKK

[profain-offical]

WHEN EVERYBODY TALKS BACK

[no-one-offical]

HEY HONEY YOU COULD BE MY DRUGG YOU COULD BE MY NEW PRESCRIPTION

[profain-offical]

Too much could be an overdose‚ All this trash talk got my itchin’

[no-one-offical]

Oh, my, my shii- Everybody talks,

everybody talks

Everybody talks, toooo much

[profain-offical]

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPERRRRR

[no-one-offical]

AND THAT WAS WHEN I KISSED HIMMM

[profain-offical]

AND THEN HE MADE MY LIPS HUUUUUURT

[no-one-offical]

I COULD HEAR A CHIT-CHATT

[profain-offical]

TAKE ME TO YOUR LOVE SHACKKKK

[no-one-offical]

MAMA’S ALWAYS GOTTA BACKTRACKK

[profain-offical]

(Go to sleeppppp)

When everybody talks back…

[no-one-offical]

(alrightt lolll)

Never thought i’d live

to see the day….

[profain-offical]

(hehehhe)

When everybody’s words got in the way

[no-one-offical]

Hey sugar Show me all your love all you’re givin’ me is frictionn

[profain-offical]

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPERRRRRRRR

[no-one-offical]

ANDD THAT WAS WHEN I KISSED HIMM

[profain-offical]

AND THEN HE MADE MY LIPS HUUUUURT

[no-one-offical]

I COULDD HEAR THE CHIT CHATT

[profain-offical]

TAKE ME TO YOUR LOVE SHAAAAACK

[no-one-offical]

MAMA’S ALWAYS GOTTA BACKTRACKK

[profain-offical]

when everybody talk back…..

[no-one-offical]

everybody talks, everybody talks

everybody talks, everybody talks

[drudg30n]

the waves keep on crashin on me for some reason…

[chaotic-house-gremlin]

you’re a loser baby

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

hONEY WHATCHU WAITIN’ FOR WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE-

[not-linkachu]

PLEASE SHARE THIS! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! A MAN’S LIFE IS ON THE LINE!

[not-linkachu]

reblog, dont like

tagging ppl

@therealbitchywitchy, @thatnonbinanry, @evil-tboys, @what-even-is-thiss, @wolfythewitch, @busket, @jess-the-vampire, @killer-official, @transslyblue, @trans-goat-girl, @transfemgal, @transmasc-cat-offical, @tboy-cock, @malwareproductions, @get-more-transmasc, @doberbutts, @silly-lil-guy-offical, @liberalsarecool, @cirrus-grey, @murderandcoffee, @interactyouth, @vague-magnus-archives, @vampirejuno, @your-local-vampire, @theconcealedweapon, @assignedmale, @annabelle--cane, @anarchist-revolution, @homunculus-argument, @questionable-enby-passing-advice, @questionable-mtf-passing-advice, @queen-suzu, @sanguinemoonchild-deactivated20, @salmon-offical, @normaluser-offical, @notsoscarystudios, @no-one-offical, @no-me-hables-del-pasado, @no-head-offical

tag ppl pls

[silly-lil-guy-offical]

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical + anyone else. I’m not super active so I don’t know many people

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

I cant watch im on da bus

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @tagging-officals-offical @tagmeinyourshit @tag @satanic-fox-offical @fox-hunter-offical @fox-offical @silly-medium-flood-frog-offical @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical @pipis-official @theorbwizard @theonewhoprotested @kiarathefox @killer-official @kinger-offical @satans-fan-offical @king-of-oreo @eredin-offical @james-offical @johnny-with-a-fiddle-offical @journalism-offical @metalheads4life @staffs-secret-blog

[goldenfrog30-offical]

Hiii :D

Offical blog lol

Pfp by @silly-little-frog-frog-offical

I am @goldenbunny30. Just. Frog.

Ribbit

Tags: @no-one-offical @chaimydrink @harbinger-of-silly @a-very-humanyes(/ @most-likely-human-indeed) @chaos-triangle @ovloppy idk I’m tagging some of my online friends and moots

[silly-little-frog-frog-offical]

Frog frog :>

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

rise fellow froglings :}

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

I think you should make some rules for the sand pit that update as more people get ejected :3

rule one:

NO FLOODING THE SAND PIT

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

it was an accident im sorryyyyyyyy

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

Hmmm

Apologies....

Acceptable

kinetic sand for you

we'll see how you do...

[silly-medium-flood-frog-offical]

*stares at kinetic sand*

…

*eats it*