Stuff Enjoyer

Anyone is allowed to ask me anything I will answer just about anything also if you need to talk I can do that too 18 call me anything

[couchnapping]

I would eat the hell out of a Large Jelly Bean right now

[couchnapping]

does anyone manufacture Large Jelly Bean?

[couchnapping]

Large Jelly Bean size of my head please I'm so hungry 🥺

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

imagine the crunchy exterior half an inch thick

[couchnapping]

that's all I'm imagining please please please 😭

[couchnapping]

disassembling that thing like a crab gimme the mallet

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

imagine being able to scoop out a whole handful of soft interior goo. finger scrape marks in the gel

[couchnapping]

making a game of trying to hollow out the Large Jelly Bean with the least amount of damage to the exoskeleton

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

wearing the resulting chitinous dome as a helmet

[couchnapping]

headbutting each other and whoever's cracks last gets to make a wish

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

licking the colorful goo off each others faces after

[couchnapping]

and thus we are born anew

[echolaliaplayer]

Cut a small hole in it and fuck it

[echolaliaplayer]

A big hole

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[meltesh28]

let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude

[virtualgirladvance]

@m4gethecat everytime i try to answer your stupid bee ask the app crashes wtf your bees are trying to kill me

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[elvis-official]

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

[evilwizard]

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

[magicratfingers]

[midnight--umbreon]

Penis

ball

Shaft

ball

Voting ended onJul 16, 2025

[virus-emoji]

hi

[rubberducky10605]

This video has haunted me for months

[virus-emoji]

HOLY SHIT

[ospreyonthemoon]

He doesn’t even have his passport…

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[geekandmisandry]

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[the-1-and-lonly]

Thank you for this blessed post

[rip-paramour]

This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[incorrect-voiceplay]

Im not even sorry this doesn’t fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.

[avac11]

yes, yes I do

[mochegato]

Now for a health check: how to identify a spotted dick

[strawberry-lemonade]

Imagine the utter terror of everyone with shitty connections

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

I absolutely love this post

[microwaveabl]

man i love innuendos and this post was perfect

exactly what I come here for

[sociopathgoingtohell-deactivate]

I love this post more than anything else on this website

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

asgdhkjshfjgldfjlskdj yesss

[arthropoidangst]

I love this

[macncheesefucker666]

[oranaro-deactivated20241016]

For the love of God sound ON

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[awfulmidis]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

NO FUCKING WAY

[saint-soap]

im self reblogging this because i went back and listened to the whole track and somehow this slaps harder than anything ive heard in the last week

[protocol00]

[undertaleheritageposts]

Undertale Heritage Post

[somerandomdudelmao]

Part 4 ._.

My brain is dead it’s my third time redoing this part help_____

Ain is a flytrap creechur and once you see it you can’t unsee it haha

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Don't ask me how Ecliptica's hair fit into her helmet. Her helmet works like Finn's hat from Adventure Time👌

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