bibo :>

cursed with the carnal pleasures of thought, endless entertainment and the ocean.

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[redstonedust]

[cryptotheism]

Its cute when peoples understanding of Tumblr comes from screenshots of our best posts. They come here and post with a Screenshot Accent

[cryptotheism]

Hey if you're feeling anxious because of this post I just want you to know you're being watched like a hawk and everyone is making fun of you and every time you ever make a mistake we go out to the woods and write it down in excruciating detail upon a big ancient oak tree that has a record of all your mistakes and we are all beautiful with aesthetically pleasing cocks and holes and breasts and we make out and what flaws we have are romanticize-able-- unlike yours-- and we are all deft cooks who produce sensual meals while we think of your lesser actions and activities.

[cordspaghetti]

happy birthday gerard <333

[joe-chungus]

Moot check up!!

@redtheredheadeddemon @victoria33787 @kcookiez @anaa15 @annathedreamer11 @iiiidleteen @pluraldinosaur543 @yurifulofjoy @z0mbi3gvtzzz @literalleah @lastsoulonearth @eyelessmari

How are yall feeling today? :33

[redtheredheadeddemon]

im alive

yall guyz alive??

@smthrelatedtotswift @wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @z0mbi3gvtzzz

[shuichisdarkmistress]

alive and well!!

tags: @lifecouldbeworsecalvin, @n3cr0crunk, @yukihirop-is-not-human, @cinnabrwonie, @redtheredheadeddemon @itsmeanatastia @pgeorgiemain, @sarosno1fan, @bxttxrflx, @bluenerdd34, @victoria33787, @goldenrat3, @xyourlonelywriterx, @hellicities, @raer0se, @spencer-reid-is-so--me, @emludavis, @screamerinajar, @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams, @atlas-hates-geography, @chatimcookedfr, @thejesterfrog, @charmyontop3, @hanseltheidiot, @velvetinerabb1t @def-not-chrissy, @komokiri, @alpheiamoth

[alpheiamoth]

Surviving

@honeyed-dew69 @kcookiez @bthecasualdoofus + open tags

[honeyed-dew69]

Alive and somewhat well!

@schrodinger-ka-billa @tenshiiiiiiiiiiiiii @floweyrosie @dustsansm2

how yall doin

[floweyrosie]

Alive, a little carsick but alive !!!!

@jellyfishhyy @otakusheep15 @itsdesssuyo + open tags

How r u guys 👁👁

[otakusheep15]

Sleepy, kind of sore (chronic pain), but fine

@tillichan @madamscream @belphieslilcow @viltreyjesus

How are we feeling?

[tillichan]

Oh, I'm fine, my dear, thank you! Reading Fruits Basket for our exchange and playing with my chaotic duo! ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ੈ♡

@jester-raven, @archive-of-the-lost, @shysquidthing, @babulejka, @blissfullyapillow, @princesspuppetttt, @hidden-oracle, @sweetlikevanilaaa, @notgoldilocks, @ihasafacelulzzzz, @greenbubblefactory, @heliophilic-darling, @noroi-om, @rinbeanjean, @luminous95, how are you, my dears?

Sending you tons of love! Wishing you all a wonderful day! (♡ˊ͈ ॢ꒳ ॢˋ͈)♡

[m4r3tu]

I’m feeling good as well <33 thanks for the tag tilli! Anyways, right now I came back from getting my fillings so I’m a bit sore and tired 😓😓

but this week is gonna be exciting because I’m getting 4 cats :3 so it makes everything feel better!! I’m also currently watching dance moms and playing Roblox right now haha

🏷️: @br4inr0tx @ne-nene-ne @hiro--aoki @spilledmilkfactory @jadexpalace @kisschuyu @scatterbrainedcoree @on-munch @ethereal-elatha @lunakatee @luminous95 @jiataime @rinbeanjean @placeholditen @apostl35 @theconvictshusband @babulejka @viivianxb @heliophilic-darling

Sending everyone lots of love and hugs! Make sure to take care of yourself mooties ^_^

[lunakatee]

I feel terrible

I don't know how to describe this feeling, but I'll use the analogy of a sharp knife hanging from my body,This is something that happens from time to time, honestly I've gotten used to it

Tags:

@offbeathiccups

@kunisunsacc

@sirfluffeltinthe2nd

@chaos-town

@mar-doce0

@bun-che

+ anyone *ﾟ⁠+✨ ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^ ｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

I hope my friends are doing well; I genuinely don't want any of you to feel the same way I'm feeling right now,

Please take care ✌🏾^_°

[chaos-town]

I FEEEEEEELL CHAOTIC >:33

Why am I always chaotic? CUZ BEING CHAOTIC IS FUN TO MEEEE >:D

Taggies: @jp--10 @janas0311 @mar-doce0 @akasukashi @fruitythelemon @rapidbrychange @ayat-official @tenacioussandwichnight @axelworlddw @ko-glitch-101 @hi-imlilac @karmacreatesstuff

This was Fun ^^ 🫧

[janas0311]

I fell toontastic!!!

@itsflipperdips (we miss you:() @axelworlddw @scrambled-eggz1002 (silly guys)

@astoria-colaaddict (my pookie)

@moonkidxd (my pookie too)

@xxjust-a-soul-morexx (my bestie)

[moonkidxd]

I feel silly

@stormyskyesss @sillyalienfromspace @astoriaalt @l1fe1sp0ppli0 @jackie-the-weirdo and literally everyone else

[stormyskyesss]

I feel yippee because it’s my birthday!!

@angeleyedxx @cheekytownstudios-off-air @mydreamchaos @cookiecat-7388new @hyperfixatedmythosgirl @evadstra @stinkeri + anyone else!

[evadstra]

IM FEELING GREAT CAUSE ITS SAINT PATRICKS DAY LETS GOOOO 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY EVERYONE!!!!

@melliarr @silly-hypothetical @microwavedasphalt @elixtheswagone @deftism @autopsyreport4yaoi + THE REST OF YALL!!!!

[deftism]

SAINT PATTYS DAY IM GONNA BE SO GREENMAXXED TODAY OH YEAH OH YEAH

@frxnkiistein @sauteed-skull @ryn-always-wins @tunakazzerole @rawrxp-casper @stardust--eyes @cuzn0b0dy-likesy0u-m0nkeyb0i @cheerio-charcuterie-board @around-the-venom and open tags !!!!!!!

[around-the-venom]

woah hey twin 🥹🥹

I FORGOR TO WEAR GREEN BUT OTHERWISE I AM FANTASTIC!!!!!

@mambafidget @toastyifed @iiiidiotnathanieliii @undead-vamp @just-oneof-thoseghosts @killj0y-swagg0t @the-bogginses-are-gay +anyoneee

[the-bogginses-are-gay]

yo hey mootie!

I've got a cold but I'm hanging out with my bestie so I'm having a good time :D

@sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @asneakyobserver @iwanderbecauseimlost @leofromsomewhere @averagelikessoup @shadowyyyidk @wickeddreamerr @stormy-days-27 @te-de-frutillas @bulionzkury @epitome-of-stupidity @escapefromcamazotz @thegayestaddams @sarkylittlemonster @meepmorp1232 + anyone who sees this!! tell me how you're doing <33

[moonywithatrafficcone]

I HAVE LIKE A TON OF RICE PUDDING SITTING UNFINISHED ON MY STOVE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A KILOGRAM AND THEN I FORGOT THAT RICE KINDA LIKE DOUBLES WHEN ITS WET

IM FRIGHTENED WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS ABSURD AMOUNT OF RICE PUDDING

@oliveespineapples @daisydood @a-maniac-making-art @goose-ate-a-nuclear-reactor @ch4ins4wr4ven @miwihrt @mythicstargirl @yoursleepdemon @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @neil-yapstoomuch

GUYS IM SO SORRY I CONSTANTLY FORGET ABOUT SOME OF YOU IN TAGGING GAMES!! IM REALLY TRYING MY HARDEST TO REMEMBER MY MOOTS BUT I KEEP FORGETTING TO WRITE THEM DOWN AHHH

lmk how you are 🥹

[oliveespineapples]

dudddewee you should sculpt the rice pudding into something man that would be sickk. other than that I have no ideas and ur on your own

I’m ehhhhhhshshd. I have to go on a walking field trip today and for some reason it’s like thirty fucking degrees out so that kinda sucks. But at least I miss school!!

urmmm @goodluckwheeelah @greycoloredhounds @couchoftheyear @disgruntled-rat @gettingfurtheraway @lamentable-laurens @miwiheroes + anyone!!

[whimsywheeelah]

hey hey heyyy!

it’s spring break so i’m happy to be free of my fuckass school ✊⛓️‍💥✊ still have to study for some tests next week urgh but im meeting up w a friend to do it today so it’s chill

hmmm @greycoloredhounds @byleriskillingme @miwinthealps @miwiheroes @rucrazy12 @flickergatedaughter

[byleriskillingme]

heyyyyy

im a little questionable but its okay, we shall perservere. looking into going back to school, sadly, since I just dropped out a few months ago.

how are yall? @helliforniadreamin @jjxkiaraxpopexcleoxjohnbxsarah @georgeodowd @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @dessasink and anyone else i cant think of

[helliforniadreamin]

Hey guys,

I’m trying to figure it out. lol honestly.

@electricalwiseheart @bylerspite @bylertrruther @going-crazy-together @wis3h3artt and anyone who would like. What’s up?

[going-crazy-together]

omg tysm for the tag <3

i’m hungry but i don’t wanna eat food bro~

@ineedmountaindewred @pjo-tvs-version @jaybirdlives @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @aceofblades222

how are you guys doing?

[jaybirdlives]

Thats so real girl. Please do eat tho 🥹

Im doing alright. Lowkey just been relaxing all day.

@wolvenmother @ineedmountaindewred (ik they tagged u, answer my tag instead tho >:3 /teasing) @fantasycobra @phoenixofthegreenwood @connor-j-demonwriter @buggyboyf @bluewasneverhere @bzzyb33 @depressionanddrama @divukuri @five-angry-bees-in-a-trench-coat @heerenthere @jacksonmar3s @kittysparklezzz @le-worm @loser-geek-whateverr @lozershortcake @mikey-mell-rp @michaelbichael @moth-the-silly-dude @mang0chees3 (are we moots? Idk man im too lazy to check😭) @prettiestvalentine @raynilikescats @rand0mh0e @squipzone @totally-bi @thelosergeekwhatever @whatsyersquip

[depressionanddrama]

Hii thanks for the tag! I’m having an existential crisis :D

@lvrkatsuki @keigoswingdingsyum @between2waves @videli @st4ry3mi @artisteliza @megumi-ten-shadows @bisexualfroppy @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3

sorry if I missed anybody!

[tsuyu-is-my-child]

im insanely tired and i think im sick but other than that im good

@bisexual-kitkat-offical @princessnymphae @purple-dinosaur27 @genuine-tea-addict @compacteddisc @its-oliver-bitches @studyofnoodles @eevee1218 @thatpollguy

[bisexual-kitkat-offical]

somehow still surviving :3

@lesbian-kitkat-offical @thedamsolangelofan @psyche-official @crims0nr0s3

[psyche-official]

how am i alive rn

im so tired

my back hurts

my tailbone hurts

my ankle hurts

my brain is dead

overall im ok

hey moots: how are yall

@abrickofanticipation @acreatureinyourwalls @axylcalcorcipher @blondeofficial @bisexual-kitkat-offical @calcium-is-screaming @caffeineaddictedandindecisive @evyyy77 @fluidlee @gardenofpebbless @gingerr-offical @genderfluiddisaster @library-of-hell @lwstere @melucia @opossum-on-heroin-offical @pond-scum-offical @pickledoesthetumbling @ray-ofiight @thedamsolangelofan @thevillainisalwaysthebest @two-minutes-five-minutes-ago @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @winterinkspill

[acreatureinyourwalls]

i am alive

somehow

how are you:

@idontexist734 @saiintmoony @genderfluiddisaster @fluidlee @zacshian @bubblemintz567 @koif4

[bubblemintz567]

im not alive im dead

@yourbestietoad @unfitforsociety @82jay28 @shrubbery130 @potantotomanto @just-a-loaf-of-bread @flxweredfennec @emmilenne @churrokit @seaweedwof @acreatureinyourwalls @tsunami-likes-mcr @bitter-lunova @rainciioud @nightwhisper765 @koif4

[tsunami-likes-mcr]

Tired as hell but surviving

@kneadedsteak @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @pearllskyz @shrubbery130 @bringmethatfuckinghorizon420fucking @skidfarter @cl4nd3st1n3-f4gg0t @i-dr1nk-s0da-all-n1ght @adaam-a-fool sry if I forgot any of ugs

[clayslays]

y’all’s turn!!

@killj0y-swagg0t @helpm333 @wentzmuztdie @3vi3thealien @4rielle @sunny-earthy-gray @jaratemaster45454 (wait I can just literally just ask you in person nvm) @imaginary3nemy @adorablearsonist

[helpm333]

barely hanging in but i’m here!

@sem1-sw33t @iloveraytoro @sirwaffffle @horror-moviehoe @frankieandthesteinz @wrednalisica

[sirwaffffle]

this is so cool :-DD i'm okay !

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[torchwood-99]

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

[eclogues]

actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar

[pantiesfiend]

What the fuck is wrong with people, seek Jesus. Damn heathens.

[eclogues]

sorry panties fiend

[toroxstar]

they were each others first marriage

(x)

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[necronomipod]

Can't just leave this in the comments

[sirwaffffle]

Kid: Dad, why is my sister named Rose?

Me: Because your mom loved roses.

Kid: Wow. Thanks, Dad!

Me: No problem, Patrick Stump Head Voice.

[sirwaffffle]

the way fob fans have been reacting to the leaks has been so refreshing in comparison to tpk leaks... why do mcr fans have to fight all the time... do you want to kiss me... is that it...

[cordspaghetti]

last weekend’s request: gerard as the emcee from the 2024 broadway revival of cabaret <3

[life-spasm]

“Unless you’re willing to make a deal” is frying me ohhh the devil went down to georgia he was looking for $5,000 in exchange for some my chemical romance bullshit

[life-spasm]

the way they didn’t even say it was something new just that they’re “in the studio” right so they’re in the studio making the black parade 20th anniversary major mega surged up double D deluxe edition

[sirwaffffle]

oooo wow i'd so sell my soul for another grainy picture of gerard's hairline in a vague music-studio-esque room

[mercining]

WIP Illi is back for a special episode!!

[frankieandthesteinz]

ILLI MY LOVE OH MY GOD

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[sirwaffffle]

i'm obsessed with the killjoys and illi mcmillin i think i just need gerard to write more comics

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation