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Hey guys, skeightkap here! This is just a personal blog, so there's really no rhyme or reason to my posting. I post what I like, and I'm terrible at tagging (I'm sorry!). Feel free to shoot me a message or ask, I like making friends! I am a safe blog so you can vent/rant/ask for advice or just talk, I'm open for anything! (she/her pronouns)

[glamour-divine]

Petitions that still need signatures:

Justice for George Floyd

Justice for Breonna Taylor

Justice For Joāo Pedro

Justice For Emerald Black

Justice For Tony McDade

Justice for Belly Mujinga

Exoneration of Albert Wilson

Justice for Amiya Braxton

Justice for Tete

Justice for Jennifer Jeffley

Justice For Darrius Stewart

Justice for Crystal Mason

Justice for Sean Reed

Justice for Tamir Rice

Justice for Sean

Justice for Dion Johnson

Free Siyanda

Justice For Alejandro Vargas Martinez

Willie Simmons has served 38 years for a $9 robbery

Reopen Kendrick Johnson’s Case

Justice for Cameron Green

Justice for Young Uwa

Justice For Amari Boone

Justice for Rashad Cunningham

Julius Jones is innocent. Don’t let him be executed by the state of Oklahoma

Disbarment of George E. Barnhill

Free Jefferson Elie

Justice for Dafonte Miller

Justice for Andile Mchunu

Justice for Tazne Van Wyk

Reopen Sandra Bland’s case

Fire Racist Criminal Michael J Reynolds from the NYPD

Justice for Ahmaud Arbery- Pass Georgia Hate Crime Bill

Justice For Regis Korchinski-Paquet

Justice for Angelesea Rock

Free Anthony Wint

Justice for James Scurlock

Reopen the case involving the death of Tamla Horsford

Fire Jared Campbell

Justice for Ashton Dickson

Justice for Collins Khosa

Justice For Mubarak Soulemane

Justice for Sherrie Walker

Justice for Jonas Joseph

Justice for Elijah McClain

Pardon Black Woman Imprisoned for Voting

Arrest Juan DelaCruz for the murder of Pamela Turner

National Action Against Police Brutality

Dismiss the charges on Marshae Jones and charge the one who shot her and her unborn baby

Ban the use of inhumane rubber bullets

[princessrhcenyra]

[dilfhershellayton]

jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you're wrong she's an icon and a legend

[saxophonechihuahua]

she looks like the concentrated essence of a claires store and i do not mean this negatively

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[friendsrequest]

That's very interesting ma'am but still not a sin

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

[w0wls]

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

my favorite thing in the muppet show is when jim did an impressive puppetry trick but was clearly worried the audience wouldnt notice so he had kermit just directly point it out

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

he was probably right to do so though because every time i see kermit drink milk or blow out a candle i dont think twice about it like yeah hes kermit he can do that

[traumatisedrose]

i feel like i was forced to grow up so fast but now im just stagnant. everyone else can move on and im still stuck.

[pangur-and-grim]

Hey, just making sure, your rabbit wasn't in the tub bcuz they were getting washed or anything, right?

yes I love to soak my rabbit in as much water as possible, I call it “bunny baptism” and it only has a 98% fatality rate

[manny-jacinto]

[meangirlnurse]

current level of insomnia: tried to make a salad and just fuckin. poured salad all over my kitchen floor

[meangirlnurse]

for whatever reason i thought the most efficient way to open a bag of salad was to hold it out in front of me in one hand and then stab it with a fork and tear like an animal eviscerating prey and then i just stood there and watched an endless salad avalanche pour onto the floor for like 30 seconds before i understood what was happening and why 

[meangirlnurse]

for the record this is exactly how it went 

[wegmans]

this one

[miggylol]

[thedailyshow]

[gay-hopeless-romantic-deactivat]

The U.S. in a gif series.

[pdawgz]

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

[golden-x-mage]

is twitter suspending trump as he’s on his way out after giving him an hugely influential platform for four years an incredibly token gesture? of course. but is it also really funny? absolutely

[poppypaps-deactivated20160724]

[medosu-blog]

¯ > ¯

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

every playlist on 8tracks

“For the nights when you can’t stop thinking about him” Me:…………………………..who….

[auto-matic-stop]

him

[toastbutteregg]

[putaqrofthisonmygrave]

I give anyone reading this permission to use my grave to lie to cops