god's silliest creature

18 | gay | autistic

[letmeinbestloonasolo]

TETRO SPOILERS !!!

Ikeda daiki getting to be the hero and revealing ogura was the killer is genuinely so fucked bro. I seriously need him dead immediately i cant deal with his bs this is so stupid the most pro-woman character in the show killing another female character and in doing so helping to make the annoying bigoted rat whos the posterboy of the misogynistic side of the fandom look better this is so stupid and shit what the fuck this is seriously so dumb I hate it i hate it i hate it SHE NEEDED A STUDENT SPOTLIGHT WTFFFFFFFF THIS IS SO DUMB EVERYONE IS SO STUPID !!!!!!!

[girlfictions]

Dorothea Lasky, from Rome

[heavensghost]

from Autopsy by Donte Collins

[screamon-deactivated20230625]

miriam adeney

[tombsaint]

on death with 1. lilies abounded, @petfurniture, twitter; 2. frances molina, “o’death”

[deviika]

Blythe Baird // Dave Eggers

[deadnotsleeping413]

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )?

There is something about choice

And the lack of choice

Being a part of something

And being blocked away from it

There is something about an experience you’re asked to partake in

And cannot broach

There is

Something

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[rozecrest]

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I don’t automatically assume that masc gay men are trying to look straight and neither should you. Let’s compare a lumberjack bear to, say, a 2012-style metrosexual hipster. The lumberjack bear is more masculine but still looks, to the cultured eye, more gay. I follow this leather daddy on Instagram who, in addition to posting photoshoots of himself in chaps, will post Spotify links to his favorite kpop girl groups and pics of his autumnal arts and crafts projects. This is not a contradiction or a “gotcha” when you realize that leather is not necessarily a face-value boast of one’s masculinity but its own nuanced form of gender fuckery. Gay men are operating on levels straight people will never understand.

[pinene]

Reminds me of that dumb tweet that was like "you call him daddy but his friends call him sis" as like a gotcha. The idea that femininity degrades masculinity or vice versa is deeply heterosexual and has no place here

[bellhopping]

More deltarunes

A small handful of MY fave darkners

Closeups under the cut

Unfortunate that Tasque Manager's whole ass tail got blocked by Soamton, actually think it came out neat tbh

Also if Tumblr fucks up the embedding on this I will cry

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite example of the domino effect

[ryan-sometimes]

Allow me to explain:

Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance

Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight

Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers

His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber

Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul

Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio

Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop

Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect

[voltsm]

WAIT WHAT

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[tonyalmeida]

[focksincrocks]

[cipheramnesia]

Encounter with an eldritch being but he just is so fucking excited to see you.

[pearmoved]

OFF by Mortis Ghost  /  The War of Vaslav Nijinsky by Frank Bidart

[honeybrees]

i’m crossing the street and i get hit by a tesla on self-drive. off goes the yuppie, hit-and-run. lady saw it happen and she’s trying to keep it together, getting someone to call paramedics and keeping me talking, but the writing’s on the wall folks, i’m fucked. so i say to the lady, i say “listen. the optimal vessel for enjoying hot soup is a mug, not a bowl.” she’s looking at me like i’m insane but i explain, i say “a bowl, especially a flat one, has more surface area for the soup to cool off. your soup gets cold too fast in a bowl, especially a flat one. you want a mug. soup stays hot the whole time and you can actually enjoy it how it was meant to be enjoyed.” she’s nodding, tears in her eyes, she knows it’s coming now. but there’s something else comin she don’t know. we both get hit by the second tesla

[radiofreederry]