slimy @slimyshield - Tumblr Blog

you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.

#things to tattoo on my ribcage in the hope that i actually take it to heart

samreich

the single best post-episode text i've ever received

#dropout

buddieloustat

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

buddieloustat

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

shamebats

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

apatheticfluorescence

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

headspace-hotel

Shakespeare is like this

insufferablepirate

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

#art...

politijohn

Source

Happy Pride Month!

felixfeliccis

Preach I guess

felixfeliccis

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

fatsexybitch

nick-nonya

shencomix

boringkate

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

terramythos

holy shit this person in the notes

derinthescarletpescatarian

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

benbrusque

This one?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Thanks

foursidecity

Do you guys remember when everything was awesome

foursidecity

lizluvscupcakes

Everything will be awesome again one day.

*flies past*

SPACESHIP?!?!

Me and mom learned new English word.

pikaole

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol.

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

possumcollege

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

canadiandogteeth-deactivated202

Ice Storm ~ Montreal, Quebec, Canada 1998

rpfofficial

the only thing i'll ever love romantically is the moving image and the only thing i'll ever be sexually attracted to is music

yallstar

SCREAMING my mom just called out of the blue to be like "hey have you ever read fahrenheit 451?? it's so good!!" and i was surprised she hadn't read it before but we chatted a little about the book and then at one point she goes "yeah i just never got around to it bc i didn't really like star trek" which of course had me going "huh?" followed quickly by "mom. mom do you think gene roddenberry wrote farenheit 451 or that ray bradbury created star trek." and after a veeeeery long silence she says, ".....this would explain some of the tonal differences"