Slytherin's Minions

Minions, HP, LOTR, Starkid, Hunger Games and much much more XD

[rrrick]

The tasselled wobbegong is a species of carpet shark in the family Orectolobidae and the only member of its genus. 

[a-frogge-bip-a-smal-beastie]

A muppet

[equal-pay]

💀💀💀

[feistypuppythatwantstowatchball]

HOW ARE PEOPLE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

[grimeclown]

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

[grimeclown]

Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

glad to see we're being normal on this one

[quietdoppelganger]

[funnytwittertweets]

[trynsave]

[laughconfetti]

the last panel always hits me

[transgender-mp3]

At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this

[myfairhudzen]

If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.

[johnwickofficial]

It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!😂😅

[victorious]

@shiftythrifting

[localtiktoks]

[themanwithoceaneyes]

"I'm going to be a HORRIBLE Father one day BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKS."

-Every Cat Owner Ever At Some Point

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

*woman laughing in background while man admonishes his cat*

“-fucking helping. You did it. You’re helping. You’re gonna pick this up one little kernel at a time, and you’re gonna like it, cause I’m fucking fed up with your bullshit. I’m gonna be a horrible father one day because of you fucks.”

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[odin-n-out]

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hungry-hyena]

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

[stevenrogered]

[catasters]

[cornpopwasframed]

Chimken

[darkest-of-rats]

The utter joy in that cat's face.

[1percentcharge]

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

[lild3m0nsworld]

[chicks2010]

T E E F

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Took purple Dave on a walk to eat some grass today

[thischick25]

#purple ass cat you got there

[gothicprep]

good to know that i'm not the only person on this site who has a cat like this

green cat sends her regards

[the-adventures-of-dave]

@pelman you’ll be pleased to know that was also Dave, he is a cat of many talents

[besitou]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

Dragged away from the wet food convention for losing my marbles at the anchovy booth

[ruinedchildhood]

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]