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Three Goblin Art
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JBB: An Artblog!
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Origami Around
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies
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Not today Justin
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@slytheryien
Ok this is kinda funny but imagine being surrounded by people who sound like this. The French language was a mistake in the first place but combining it with English…. abomination
@033h we’ve been saying
“toc toc toc toc you are now a porcupicicle”
to hear the québécois pronunciation of montreal in its original “muh-ray-aul” and as if it’s one syllable. perfect
“directement above your appartement”
oh to be 10 and turning on my nintendo ds lite, opening nintendogs, and methodically feeding and giving water my puppies to then walk them, paying close attention to the unmarked presents on the street (whose locations i’d pretty much memorized), going to the park to train frisbee with them, getting home and after walking all three of them selling the extra stuff i got because i wanted to be nintendogs rich, and then after all that was done, oh to go to the tournament and keep my pup’s streak of 50x first place in the agility championship, and after that was all done, put on the record that made them sleep, save the game and turn it off, happy and accomplished and ready to do it all again the next day.
i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo
this is the only important thing i did in four years
"Kids these days are poor because they don't want to work hard like we did" factoid untrue.
First of all "kids these days" somehow includes me, a 30-year-old mom, just b/c I was born in 1991, because the way we do generational distinctions is comically dumb. But anyways.
Everybody I know in my age group and younger is a massive workaholic. As for me, I do science at work and I've been scienceing in the same industry for almost a decade, and I'm a writer. For the past couple years I've completed one full-length novel's worth of words every six months or so. I have 2 books out that are doing pretty damn good by indie standards and I have a Pätreøn with really high reader engagement. Both of my 2 careers are going as well as can possibly be expected, to the great detriment of my mental & physical health. I still live paycheck to paycheck and have to beg for grocery money on the Internet every couple of months.
Listen, teens: This game is rigged. We're not broke because we aren't working hard enough, we're broke because we're being robbed.
The average USAmerican worker productivity has more than doubled since I was born in 1984 - think computerized record filing, email, cell phones, smartphones - but I’m not making twice what my parents made. Or working half as much. Or retiring twice as fast.
But all these millionaires done turned into billionaires.
Something is very, very wrong.
I don't mean to be a communist here but please read communist theory, it'll help with dealing with the extant dread of not being able to afford things
No, please do be a communist here, that is in fact what I was going for
do not be a communist, communist theory is wrong, like it is factually untrue, every testable prediction Marx made was incontrovertibly false. communist theory is antiwisdom: a deep and profound insight into the way things do not work, that lowers your understanding of everything it affects. things are more complicated than “someone has more resources than I think they should, we are being robbed” and communism does not understand anything, at all, ever. please I am begging you to please consider that there are reasons for events to happen other than “the infinite agency of Capital declared everything would be bad” like if you’re a communist you don’t understand what stock is you don’t understand what an economy is you don’t even understand what money is you should not be declaring you know what caused things when you don’t know what those things are
I know what stock is it’s the water left over from boiling bones after cutting the meat off
No, a stock is that bird that brings babies
that’s a stork, a stock is a close-fitting covering for the foot and part of the leg, usually knitted, of wool, cotton, nylon, silk, or similar material
That's a stocking. Stock are those Ukrainian dudes who look for artifacts.
That’s a Stalker, a stock is this little dude with black and white stripes and sometimes he smells real bad
No, that's a skunk. Stock is what I don't do at those big red signs
No that’s “stop”. Stock is what those trolls do at home.
No, that’s Homestuck. Commander Stock is the first officer of the Starship Enterprise.
No that's Spock. Stock is a Germanic language that's closely related to Middle English and is spoken in Scotland
Afraid that's Scots. A Stock is what you wear when you don't want to get paint on your clothes.
No, that's a smock. A Stock is the sound it makes when you slap a billionaire right in his fat greedy face.
p sure that's a smack. a stock is the biggest ship in Captain America parts of MCU fandom.
No, that’s Stucky. A stock is white noise.
every day i think about florence welch saying “the song ‘big god’ is about obviously, an unfillable hole in the soul, but mainly about someone not replying to my text.”
Whilst you were exploring each others bodies, I was exploring the catacombs
I Am Lost In The Catacombs
Graham Durward
1. Incense and Light
2. Incense: Silver Light
3. Lay Claim to 0
at a certain point you just get tired of your own shit. you have to force yourself to meditate, workout, eat mindfully and read the books to form a routine that gives you a sense of happiness within yourself again. it’s exhausting i know, but you gotta keep fighting for yourself because no one will take care and love you the way you can for own being. this life is not something to go bout so casually, everyday is your first and last time to embrace this moment. this life was gifted to you with a planet to explore and souls to experience. so show up for yourself.
oh to be a chunky orange farm cat
I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT
his name is bathtub
oh i love bathtub
It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic
Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.
There’s no grooves on a CD tho???
They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.
Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that
well they looked at a record and said “How do we fit more information on this?” to which the reply is “Well either you make the record bigger or the grooves smaller” and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say “Well how do we make the grooves smaller?” and that’s when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells “WITH A LASER!”
And that’s how the CD was invented
how did they figure out how to fit information in grooves in a piece of vinyl in the first place????
probably got some ideas outta this
Fucking mad lads
#the really wild fact is that even purely digital forms of storing information are basically just ‘count the bump’ technology really
MANNY JACINTO Nine Perfect Strangers 1.03 “Earth Day”
Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years
Humans:
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
Some of these are fucking wild.
I deadass forgot some of these existed
Rich people with private historic art collections are the worst tbh.
What are you even doing with it, asshole? Showing off to your stupid rich friends at a stupid rich dinner party? Keeping it in storage until it’s even more expensive? I fucking hate you. Your greatest contribution to society and culture will be your death. Nobody will remember you except to scoff. Donate it all to a museum or Eat Shit.
…And if I find out you have pillaged fucking archaeological artifacts in that crapshack you call a mansion, I WILL drive my civic through your biggest window. That’s a promise.
Happened to me last night but with 11:00pm to 9:40am
