Whatever floats your boat

I don’t know either! Here for a good time and maybe a long time ❤️ hopefully collecting along the way

[trickstarbrave]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[viralfrog]

[cameoamalthea]

Things to do with your twin

[bovineblogger]

good bye

[icecream-noodle]

See you space cow...

[wheatforme]

in case anybody else was so so curious how this came to happen

theyre literally moving them to greener pastures…. ☺️

[ID: first video shows a mountainous area where people in safety gear are strapping a cow into a harness that is attached to a long line from an airborne helicopter. Once the cow is secured, the helicopter lifts it off the ground and flies off into the distance. The cow appears calm and still throughout the process. End ID]

[ID: Second video titled “Cows fly over Swiss pastures in helicopter rescue.” The video shows a cow being transported by helicopter across a mountainous, grassy area. The cow is hanging from a long cord below the helicopter and is strapped into a harness. The cow appears calm and unbothered throughout.

A Swiss man in a flannel and a baseball cap speaks, voiced over by an English translation:

“One reason for the helicopter transport is that you can’t reach some pastures by car, and the other is that some cows are injured. So they don’t have to walk all the way down. I didn’t ask a cow how it feels after such a flight, as it couldn’t answer. But it’s only a short distance, and it has to keep going. It was only a short calm flight. I didnt notice any difference between the ones that flew and the ones that walk normally.”

As he speaks, we see the cow carried across the beautiful landscape. The cow is then lowered to the ground with several people helping guide it to land safely, and it is led away. It still appears calm. End ID]

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[christianstepmoms]

[failurebot]

[cerastes]

[embers-braincells]

pro tip: try to handicap yourself so its roughly 50-50, so they feel like theyre up against an equally skilled opponent

[cerastes]

Pro tip: Try to use every ounce of strength you can muster so it is roughly 100-0, so they understand just how vast the gap is between their developing brains and motor skills, and your sheer raw power.

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hardrockerhippie]

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

[ekjohnston]

This is incredible.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 26

[funny-tik-toks]

[elokitties]

I found another ilya job he would be doing if he wasn’t a hockey player

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[the-big-mood]

[shutyourmoustache]

[parkchanwoohoo]