[sleepeys]

me: im so glad im finally home!!! now i can draw stuff and make the things i want and be productive and-!!!!

me, being home:

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

The balls on this guy

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Anyway we need more of these people

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

[cerothenull]

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

[oriax]

[kelssiel]

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

[wizardnaturalist]

When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

[greenmango]

Klaus and Dave: *finally kiss*

Ben:

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

can we not mock bi girls for liking men as if any part of their sexuality is shameful in the year of our lord 2019

[esotericfawnart777]

anyone else think bi ppl should pick a side

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

anyone else think misogyny is bad and respecting women is important

[ayatomiposting-deactivated20221]

As a lesbian, I try to stay clear of bi women. Mostly because idk. It feels wrong to put love on a spectrum. It can almost be misleading to be honest. I’ve been rejected by bi women because idk they really weren’t that into women or because they lean towards men more. I think we should make terms for people who lean more towards one side so no one is misled. Anyway, what do I know. I’ll probably get yelled at for saying all that but whatever.

[ecoqueer]

Someone not being into you doesn’t mean they’re not into women…….

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

[babyanimalgifs]

[elliehopaunt-deactivated2025073]

worth watching for the end

[uglyassbinch420]

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

[catgirl9696]

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[securityunit-ese]

Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it

and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after, I  bought this:

[securityunit-ese]

he’s looking more and more like the plate every day, i think i did accidentally buy a prophetic plate

[securityunit-ese]

I think the brown is taking over purposely so he can match the plate???

[securityunit-ese]

getting entirely too similar for comfort

possibly he is growing to match the plate?

[mindfulwrath]

the portrait of Doggian Gray

[newtonpermetersquare]

Energy

[memoryslandscape-deactivated202]

“Days I feel like a human being, while other days I feel more like a sound. I touch the world not as myself but as an echo of who I was.”

— Ocean Vuong, from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous (Penguin, 2019)

[gegengestalt]

I’m starting a reblog-and-tag game

Make yourself with this picrew (made by the awesome @sangled) and tag up to 8 people! I’ll start

@yume-fanfare @apocalypse–enthusiast @eva-arikuri @zayria @transboyklug @caoomi @arya-art + anyone who is in the mood!

[yume-fanfare]

i opened picrew to make this and then spent two hours making my ocs,,,,

tag: @heron-iles @momoka-kaede @miss-cactus @overlordofships @0l-yumiyu-l0 and uh, anyone who feels like it,,,,

[0l-yumiyu-l0]

Did main OC because I didn’t know what character to make

@lovedrivengalaxies @my-lazy-genius @daddys-little-kinkshamer @cest-la-vie-ma-copine @finnwolfhardismyspiritanimal @lilshinypotato @animemakesmehappy + anyone who feels like it

[kie-kois]

This is so cute i’m-

@anime-music-ships @captdrobvious @pastelvineyard hhhh

[captdrobvious-deactivated202006]

@setsuna-no-ai @pitch-cat @supermaronda64 @tv-kidd @indigo-1008 @emerald-heart12 @natsatsuki77 @diabolik-trash-heap

[quillparchment]

@indigo-1008 @narekashi @cosmicallycutenagi @perpetualmood @sapphicdeathnote @miwa-himitsu @shining–live @utaprifickingdom @missrockstars77 @sakurapyon22

[cuminjuice-deactivated20241202]

@sevaniel @he-needs-more-whiskey @loftwingsuarus @percilout @chiquirita @arwencuar @yourlocalnotafuckgiver

[loftwingsuarus]

Thank for th tag, im making this my instagram pic now

@he-needs-more-whiskey @lazyvoyager @blowmycandle @xekstrin @pandapantslovesyou @aaliyah-draws @guap-lalala @soodcore

GOTTEM

@ch-llmonger @miku-craft @black-deku @clown-sona @mlmondemon @websies @taylor-alyse @cloudydoodle @wizardartistremuslupin

[clown-sona]

@mlmondemon @musical-devotee @forestflannels @ghostofadragon and whoever else wants to do it!!!

@hxhing @mlmondemon @musical-devotee

[p4inst4r]

wont let me have split dyed hair smh

@lunamemegood @hekaates @proempathic @babeymutual @absobrian @musical-devotee @jjoaen @maybemoocanbeouralways @casualspoon

[hekaates]

the thot really jumped h-

tagging: @futurewriter2000 @lasaraleen @lunamemegood @silveraurea @mia–melitea @camphalfblooh

[silveraurea]

tagging: @snowysansa @emmaewatson @adrestias @luvdrunk

[adrestias]

thanks for the tag! this was fun! i’ll just tag three people, @bathcs @mrs-han @vouez

[snarkystenonychosaurus]

@tostrive2seektofind @montmorillionite, @eltrute

[dualclock]

yeet

@jedi-code @wanderingfanboy @rococo-and-neon @visioncrown @electricpoolshark @cryptide-travis @roeroeroeyouryacht

[visioncrown]

creeper… aw man…

@supergalaxykindred @theregoesjodariel @lorthemarz @autistic-harley-quinn @transrando @amalthazad @fartsmasher @golden-x-mage

[autistic-harley-quinn-deactivat]

@magnuswhatever @rain-runner-x3 @breadapologist

@oceanaromantic and uhhhhh literally anyone who sees that wants to do it can just act like I tagged u alsjdkhfg

[stolen-ass-name]

I tagged myself, and I tag @stolenages @absolute-anamation @squareclewd @piglet-schmiglet @chinchillasinunison

[stolenages]

Idk who to tag :“3

[icefir-windbreaker]

@this-person-is-slowly-dying and @mortal-kombattore-115

[tiktaksm-deactivated20240620]

Yes, I do have scars on my face soo big oof

@edward-richtofen-queen

@sampoststuff

@gulliblepineapples

[edward-richtofen-queen]

They don’t got a bi-curious flag, but my sexuality might be shifting to pan in the future ;)

@zombie-love-bites

And whomever wants to do it uwu

[ameliafireheart21]

All I really got is @renlvbon and @dany-dark-kat

[dany-dark-kat]

Next ma gremlin @rinkuta-93

[clussysposts]

Y'all are so cute!

Aight 8 Tagged:

@madshelily @getalilbitgenghiskhan @androidprotectionsquad @thegodbucky @an-actual-angel @fuckshittheclown @bakerstreethound @acciosnapes

[thegodbucky-archive]

god im fuckin gay as shit

also edited bc my dumbass forgot to change my skin color lmfao.

i tag @james-t-spirk @blueghost919 @flameroyalty97 and id really like to see how @persona4 comes out but y’all know you don’t have to do this is you don’t want!!

[flameroyalty97-deactivated20210]

This is probably the closest an outfit has ever been on one of these. This is LITERALLY what i look like on any given day.  @buzzzfeeedunsolved @pikablob @nonnamie @cunzy4 @happy-fazzbear-ponies2 @kuzann @ciphernetics @forestwater87 (is that enough? Also, none of you have to do it obvs.)

[monofazz]

hwa

Here’s to me bb

[god i want this outfit]

@cunzy4 @thewabbithole @pinkdiamondsrose @crossroadsdimension @howtotrainyournana @perennialrosaceae @maracamilkshake @guardiancherisher

[cawterwaul]

Goddammit i caved

I fuCKIIIIIIIING LOVE SUits.

One thing you’ll always learn about me is that my hair is WILD, and even in this pic i couldnt do it justice ✊😔

And that I always look like i havent slept in 5 months.

(I tag….eeeeeehhhhhhh whoever wants to do thiS HAHA)

[pinkdiamondsrose]

@kiieyla @solarwords <3

[solarwords]

this is very cute!! if anyone wants to do it go ahead! thanks @pinkdiamondsrose

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[solarwords]

me after 15 seconds of cardio

[daree-to-dream]

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

[luckys-horseshoe-deactivated202]

Everyone reblog this post.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Justice is best served cold.

Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.

[celelorien]

this one was bad enough to make me slow blink at the computer as i grinned. so therefore i have to inflict it on everyone else, too. them’s the Rules.

[randomfangasm]

If I have to suffer so do you

[tooquirkytolose]

*clocks into work* I’m shifting into PRIDE MODE

[tooquirkytolose]

*clocks back into work* I’m shifting into MAXIMUM OVERPRIDE

[emowolf227]

These are so pretty

[forafricans]

A young Sudanese woman leads a crowd in protest against President Omar al-Bashir. Khartoum, Sudan. ©Lana Haroun

[thelunaticinyourhead]

 Her name is Alaa Salah, and she has been dubbed “Kandaka,” or Nubian Queen. She is an engineering and architecture student, 22 years old, and one of many women that are leading Sudanese protests against the president that has been in office for over 30 years. The protests are for a pro democracy movement aimed at ending the corrupt and tyrannical government. Also, this photo was taken April 9th, 2019.

[majorrangerdanger]

Me when I see Uther suffering/in pain/dying:

Me when I see Arthur upset because Uther is in pain/suffering/dying:

[lostloves]

The half cannot truly hate that which makes it whole.