sad girl talking moonshine

Needed a getaway from college so here I am.

[daily-spooky]

[caats]

[daily-spooky]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Why did Elon Musk divorce his wife?

He heard marriage is a union.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[perfectday1972]

hozier via instagram

[theres-rue-for-you]

I’m sorry…go to WORK?? The thing that killed julius caesar??

[anexpansionlikegold-deactivated]

When people say, “nature is my religion” are they talking about flies that feed on shit, maggots in decomposing corpses, lionesses with stained teeth and mouths full of blood? Are they talking about floods and fires and things from which we should always run? Are they talking about carcasses, rot, death?

Or do they just mean “this particular copse of benign trees is my religion”

[sigilmilk]

You can’t hug a tree without touching all the rot it took to grow it.

[the-haiku-bot]

You can’t hug a tree

without touching all the rot

it took to grow it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bruce-slutsteen]

Hadn't seen the third photo of whatever the hell this was

📸: Kelly Balch

[solasardata]

remember how we all went crazy thinking this a music video for Icarian carrion or something

[avfwdrugec]

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

[amymaymusings]

This really helps my anxiety.

[hinohde-deactivated20180613]

oh.

[systlin]

It’s literally a threat assessment/food gathering instinct. The steps your brain is doing, subconsciously. 

-Check to see if movement is lion in grass.

-Also check to see if possible game animal and edible. 

-No it’s just Dave getting into lecture hall a few minutes late. 

-That’s boring. 

-Lose interest. 

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

I like to believe that for a brief second, everyone looks at me thinking I might be a snack

[cassettetapecryptid]

I am a snack. Obviously.

[halfheartedhatred-deactivated20]

chronically on tumblr because something’s not wired right inside of me

[darkkittyart]

“Lean on me… I will never abandon you, Osha. I’m here.”

Comforting Osha ☕️🩸🌧️

(work in progress)

[manny-jacinto]

MANNY JACINTO + tumblr/reddit/twitter/tik tok text posts

[cal-kestis]

i love arm

[minamorsart]

Just let this man love you, Osha! You know you want to~ 😏

insp.

[your-mums-nuts]

[nomourners-nofunerals]

Darth Plagueis being the third wheel for Oshamir is one of the funniest things that’s happened in the star wars fandom