SomethingReallyWeird

Random stuff, like seriously :)

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[phrux]

russia

[phrux]

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

[ameriqan]

how did we win the cold war

[b-like-a-boss-blog]

Imaging He playing Ping Pong. 

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[itsagifnotagif]

I was warned Finland would be cold. But this cold? Hmmm

[itsensakaljastaja]

it’s not even that cold right now what are you talking about

[bobombun]

This is literally the warmest November since the Ice Age

[topshotpicks]

Gaming Logic

[pepsiie-blog-deactivated2021060]

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

[celihime]

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

[warsob-deactivated20131215]

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

[doctorscottie]

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

[masterassassinoo]

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

[goddessofcheese]

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

[beranyth-inactive]

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

[zephyrdrift]

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

[aroihkin]

All of these things. All of them.

[fereldentribble-deactivated2019]

This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.

[taotruths]

Determination.

[fahre]

The Shape of Water Is Really Going All-In On the Fish Monster Sex Scene

Doug Jones, who plays the fish-man in The Shape of Water, talked about how to make a monster "sexy and beautiful" enough to create a believable sex scene.

@trillgutterbug @emeraldembers

[trillgutterbug]

“very intimate, full-frontal sex scene”

“very intimate, full-frontal sex scene”

“very intimate, full-frontal sex scene”

[girlbossjodiarias]

AAAAAAA

[lord-kitschener]

FISHMAN DICK

FISHMAN DICK

FISHMAN DICK

FISHMAN DICK

[kylehasatumblr]

[a-melior-ate]

@holybooks

[humanpersonface]

Doug Jones about his convo with del Toro:

“ ‘He was hesitating when he talked to me,’ Jones said, ‘so I asked what were his misgivings. He said, ‘I know you’re a good Catholic boy, I just want to make sure it’s OK with you to play this.’ I asked what could possibly be the problem and he goes, ‘Well, there’s a fuck scene.’ “

[glitterystarseed]

Omg

[aleksiskivi]

The ninth, tenth, eleventh and twelfth presidents of Finland: Mauno Koivisto (1982–1994), Martti Ahtisaari (1994–2000), Tarja Halonen (2000–2012) and Sauli Niinistö (2012-).

[syllogismi-deactivated20170508]

nyt vittu.

[luminenaura]

reblogatkaa nyt kaikki niin tää päätyy seiskan kanteen

[ered]

mostly reblogging to appreciate the fact that you gave Tarja cats. Good job :D

[ithelpstodream]

[ofthemoonandsea-deactivated2019]

[jeffvanreenpoetry]

I want to get this entire video tattood

[oh-snap-pro-choice]

Absolutely love this, gonna take this with me when I go back to the daycare come April.

Consent is respect. It can be taught at any age. Even as simple as “when you friend moves away from your hug, that means they don’t want a hug. Even if you do want a hug, you can’t make your friend feel uncomfortable like that.”

[flagmean]

Lance moving on from Blue to pilot Red is blatant foreshadowing for Lance’s love-interest trajectory, and heres why:

So I don’t know if anyone’s touched on this before, but it has always seemed obvious to me and I’ve never seen any metas on it so I thought I’d lay down dome FACTS. 

In my opinion, the Blue Lion is representing Allura and the Red Lion is Keith, respectively. 

In Season 3 Episode 2, Blue starts rejecting Lance. The canonly-female lion won’t open up for Lance, and is not responding to any of Lance’s pleas. 

He then begins to try various tactics, saying him taking an interest the Black Lion (canonly male lion, Keith’s current lion) was just a phase. 

This may just be a cute joke, but in my opinion it has a lot of internalized-biphobia connotation. Bisexual people are constantly told/may even believe that their sexuality is just an “experiment” or “just a phase”, that doesn’t mean anything. I truly think this has significance for Lance and his sexuality, and this joke was put in for a reason.  Bi Lance foreshadowing, anyone? 

Then, Lance starts flirting with the lion, trying his best pick up lines to get Blue to open up. But none of these work. 

Hm. What does that remind you of? 

Lance constantly flirts with Allura, trying everything he can to get her to notice him and reciprocate feelings. But she doesn’t respond, and it has never worked on her. In this sense, she is the Blue Lion. And in a few minutes after Lance gives up trying, Allura walks in and literally becomes the paladin of Blue. This scene has always seemed very platonic to me, but that’s another meta. The point is, Allura is now the pilot of the Blue Lion, which only further draws the parallels between Allura and Blue. Lance resigns in his position and platonically hands over his job to Allura. 

Personally, this whole scene seems like a foreshadowing for Lance giving up on Allura and moving on. This is something he should have done a long time ago, because Allura never reciprocated his feelings, but Lance is persistent. Even so, I think eventually Lance will resign because Allura just isn’t responding to him, like Blue.

We see the Red Lion call out to Lance. Allura sees it as the canonly male lion calling to Lance. Lance’s immediate reaction is to think that Keith trained his lion to bite his head off. But Allura assures him otherwise, and helps him accept that this is his role now. 

In a way, I think the whole “Maybe its roaring for you” is a jab at Ka//ura, where many fans wrongly think it will be canon because of the 80s version. But that’s just a further stretch. 

Anyway, this may parallel a conversation or an event in the future. Lance inherently thinks that Keith doesn’t like him, based on their rivalry and general relationship up to this point, despite the bonding moment and Lance communicating with Keith in this season. Could this be holding Lance back from realizing his crush on Keith? I think so, yes. He’s only extending their rivalry further, using it as an excuse for why he shouldn’t have feelings for Keith, because they are enemies and Keith hates him and would never like him back. But is this true? No, we all know that Keith is fond of Lance and they do have a connection. 

I could see a scene in the future where Lance goes to Allura with his feelings for Keith, and she reassures him that Keith doesn’t hate him and this is part of who he is now, just like with the Red Lion. It may be a reach but it’s plausible. What’s even more plausible, however, is how Lance assuming Keith’s previous position in Red is foreshadowing his crush on Keith and their eventual relationship. Lance gave up on Blue and was pulled in an entirely different direction, not what he wanted (Blue) but to what he needed (Red). And what does this already parallel? Lauren’s description of Lance’s future love interest: someone he needed not someone he wants, ending up in a different place than where he started. 

Lance even looks back at Blue, what he’s used to wanting and is comfortable with (Allura, women) before moving on to something that is different and more of a risk, but he needs right now (Keith, men). It’s a reach, I know. But it’s quite cinematic if you think about it. 

I could go on and on about this, but I think you get the jist. 

TL;DR Klance is cannon king. 

[albionsolutions]

the moomins having no biological need to hibernate but choosing to do it anyway is absolutely iconic

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

lance: i know when i realised i was in love with you. it was after a mission. you were caked in dirt and sweat but somehow the light caught in your hair and made your eyelashes shine gold, and you were smiling just for me. i’ve seen you smile a thousand times but in that moment i realised- i realised i was yours forever

lance: what about you? when was the moment you realised you loved me?

keith: ….when you put an entire lemon in your mouth on a dare and munched it

keith: don’t look at me like that lance it was a thicc lemon

[mothman-pseudanthium]

[pathfindernerds]

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

reanimate my will to live

[feebledungeons]

Wake me up inside

[iacediai]

LoneWolf Lance & Survivor Keith From VLD swap AU (X) (X)

I made another post because the notes were broken tumblr i love you but i hate you

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[simaraknows]

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

[lapisbitch]

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

[sirl33te]

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

[verysadskeleton]

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

[stitch-n-time]

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

[kanthia]

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

[spockyykins]

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

[obaewankenope]

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

[nat-20s]

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

[aphony-cree]

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

[naphula]

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

[givemeunicorns]

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

[queerstorian]

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

[afewreelthoughts]

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

[dalbe-retusa-deactivated2018061]

My prediction for season 5

[cute-electrocute]

You can say “daamn, she draws this nasa again”, but…yes? I just decided to fix it a little for.. fun

[cuminjuice-deactivated20241202]

In the Death Note fandom we don’t need “anti [insert character name here]“ tags because we all collectively agree that most characters are despicable human beings. We also agree to love them anyways.

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.