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[somniabundant]

okay but like KAVINSKY

[prokopenkokavinsky]

The pack gets a “World’s okayest dad” hoodie and a dilf mug after Ava is born

[thegingerpowers]

[meangirlnurse]

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

[meangirlnurse]

on their 12th birthday everyone has to try cilantro for the first time in front of the whole community and report back on their opinion so they can be properly categorized and she says “it’s okay i guess” and she gets dragged offstage by the pro-cilantro government militia

[meangirlnurse]

groundbreaking concept! how do we shoehorn it into a love triangle

[norwayspruce]

guy from an island where they've never heard of cilantro

[yandere-angela]

postmarrital sex: you only have sex after you’re divorced each other

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[romcommunist]

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

[lovingrot]

if we all just got in the water and pushed

[sixpenceee]

Look at that speed

[katabelle]

He zooms

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[fat-mabari]

Understanding.

[beadyeyes]

im not homophobic im half gay

[beadyeyes]

on my moms side

[noneofyourbuisness1107]

Which mom

[beadyeyes]

yours

[nastywizard]

GIVE IT UP FOR GAY SEX SUNDAY

[ultrafacts]

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[flowersgrave]

I love animals so much

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Pudditat opens doors so they can go out for a walk oMG

[ultrafacts]

[ghostqueenofhell-blog]

Cute!

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

happy Trans Day of Visibility!! Here are two drawings of me.

[nialltlynch]

getting emotional over bread again hold on

[sleepbby]

u know that feeling when u discover a new song and in just a day or 2 it would be unimaginable to you that it was once absent from your life. u listen to it until u know every word and every note. and tomorrow, you might get crazy about another new song.

that's what life's like. constantly. ur always gonna have new experiences u never saw coming. new loves, friendships, jobs, opportunities, travel, gifts, smiles, sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day. things that be inseparable from u and yet u don't even know them yet.

please stay around for tomorrow's blessings

[valtsv]

a group of wizards is called bisexuals

[everythingyaattlls]

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! Here are some books from our Young Adult Collection that feature transgender characters and stories!