[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[beardedmrbean]

[gender-trash]

are you nerds ready to see TOP SURGERY KIRK??

[roach-works]

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

[mortimermcmirestinks]

hey OP? this is the best cosplay I've ever seen

[queer-as-city-folk]

this sidewalk is considered a bike path by the city of Cincinnati...

[queer-as-city-folk]

this is from their official bike infrastructure map, which also shows there are only 3 protected bike lanes in the city

[queer-as-city-folk]

the 3 protected bike lanes in question are not even permenant...

they're just bollards and parking curbs

[the-haiku-bot]

the 3 protected

bike lanes in question are not

even permenant…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

A friend stopped by

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[draculagerard]

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

[ultrafacts]

[acepalindrome]

These are not real bats. They are made from felt by an artist on Etsy.

If you want an actual real white bat, good news! The Honduran white bats exist, and they’re adorable! They look like little cotton balls!

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[ostolero]

[finelythreadedsky]

[marblesmind]

[mother-meri-deactivated20260530]

and now some words from our sponsor: LESBIAN KNIFEPLAY

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

[wizardpostsdotorg]

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

[ghostapop]

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

[nerves-nebula]

Being a nonbinary child was so ass cuz everyone would say some dumb as rocks nonsense about how boys and girls act different and you go “damn that’s crazy and also not true at all” and turn to the kid next to you like “that was insane. What the hell are they talking about” and that kid will go “no it’s true. It’s true. Girls shouldn’t pick up cool stones from the ground because it weakens their feminine state” and it’s like oh my god you’re stupid too.

And ur like is it going to be like this forever. Surely people get smarter with age, no? This adult must just be particularly stupid. I can look around and see women picking up rocks all the time and it’s fine.

And then u get older and it’s like no full grown adults think if a woman finds a cool rock she should get a man to grab it for her lest she reduce herself to some kind of gender nonconforming freak and develop Rock Hands (terminology for a vibe women who hold rocks have)

Like this is how everything sounds to me all of the time

[charlesoberonn]

Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

[charlesoberonn]

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

[gropeable-boychest]

she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

[charlesoberonn]

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p

[charlesoberonn]

Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

[ardinwriter]

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

[charlesoberonn]

She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.

[terraswallows]

God I needed this.