I have a belt and I'm not afraid to hang myself

[fuks]

[earthybitchywitch]

SPITE

[captain-snark]

dude: we have to

GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall–

dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice

[trans-girl-thirstposting]

Legends only

[profeminist]

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[snapsicle]

other scorpions have really badass tail stingers and claws, but the lesser known tailless whip scorpion has an even better defense mechanism:

just grab shit

[arourias]

[shirecorn]

you can't just make any animal long and call it art

[branmayfield]

[raymusterio]

Why would you leave this in the tags?

[branmayfield]

Oh no I’ve made a horrible mistake! I just wanted to draw it a nice thicc butt. That looks like the end of the road. A cul-de-sack, if you will.

[raymusterio]

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[smt4]

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

[gentlemanbones]

[popepauljohn]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[mxnrique]

[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[ignorethepineapples]

nice one tumblr mobile

[impaled]

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[worldsgr8estgrandma]

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

[dr-peppermint]

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

[supernovajazzy]

[hollowedskin]

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

[cryoverkiltmilk]

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

[silverybeing]

[koalastick]

LOVE THIS

[everythingfox]

This is so cute

[pisswallet]

Take the baby love the baby keep the baby

[uncle-beanbag]

I love the cat communal instinct for raising kittens.

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Cats will see a baby and go "is anyone gonna adopt that?" and not wait for an answer.

[shesnake]

never bothered watching the movie but I feel this frame on a spiritual level

[overlyactivepingpongball]

How dare you hide this in the notes

[catchymemes]

[sawasawako-archived]

i like songs that you need to break in, like new shoes

[sawasawako-archived]

it might not be hitting for you the first few times, but by the 8th listen it’s like, so good

[salemruinseverything]

on april 13, 2007, andrew hussie uploaded the first panel of his new webcomic, homestuck, to mspaintadventures.com. this has made a lot of people very upset and was widely regarded as a bad move.