Sophonax

Me /(I don't have a real name ☺)/ she/her / Lesbian / 26 / Crazy Chasefield trash / Alex Danvers x1000

[sophonaxx]

Lmao this is gold 😂

[hershuargames]

The Legend Begins

[halethofbrethil-blog]

Lord of the Rings Poster series by DreamMachinePrints

1. The Shire 2. Rivendell 3. Rohan 4. Gondor 5. Mount Doom 6. Lake Town

[over-sleep]

[starwarsgraphictee]

This fucked me up.

[ssylas]

That, my friends, is a portal.

[tar-mairons]

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

[claygoblin]

One in the eye

The Great British Year, BBC

[byjove]

ouch! good news is he’s probably fine since snail slime repels any sort of microdamage and upper tentacles mostly aid in vision which is not something snails really use…….

[scrotegasm]

whats the bad news pal 

[byjove]

he no like water on his eyeball

[liberalsarecool]

Jemel Roberson, a real life hero, was murdered by police. For being black.

What command did he refuse? Why was deadly force needed? Why are police acting without any training?

[sarah-the-ninja]

Rejoice, “let’s fake a relationship for Christmas” fanfic season is upon us.

[dealanexmachina]

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.

[poppetawoppet]

Also there is a blizzard and only ONE BED at the inn

[lynne-monstr]

and of course the heat isn’t working. whatever will they do for warmth

[whitmerule]

also they were roommates

[sapphic-legends]

Oh my god, they were roommates

[kalin7art]

Stop scrolling. 

Take the gay this in. 

Okay, have a nice day. 

[thefrogman]

I love that voodoo that you do.

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[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[i8yurcookie]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

[kadegreene]

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

[thealienssayhello-deactivated20]

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

[sev-wildfang]

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

[nostrem]

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

[concurrent-sufferings]

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

okay

where did we lose you

[grantwilson]

why are people like this

[sketchdeath]

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

[digicorvid-deactivated20211204]

…..slime creature…..

[masterassassinoo]

Mine just said “bastard”

[joasakura]

😐

[emotionalmorphine]

“early 2000s glam tentacle alien”

Yeah…that’s about right.

[robo-cryptid]

“pastel tentacle alien”

I feel good about this answer tbh.

[xxbluandorangexx]

SEXY ASS UNDEAD BEAST OF THE NIGHT

[jadegreenworks]

gothic succubus? DEAL!

[gruntsandpoetry]

[greeplurch]

[sophonaxx]

[lifewithra]

[carrieasagiri]

Every morning after breakfast, mostly with folic acid pills.

[bowelflies]

completely illegal how dare u exist like this

[yuumei-art]

I couldn’t keep up with #inktober but I decided to do a few prompts here and there when I can. This is for day 20’s prompt, Breakable.

[curls-and-courage]

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

[barbex]

This is poetry.

[arealemergency]

This is my fucking resurrection