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dynastylnoire

Me on the couch getting into a blanket burrito after work

simonalkenmayer

He’s handsome.

theflashisgone

What kind of lizard is this? It looks like a cross between a bearded dragon and a sarcastic fringehead

simonalkenmayer

I have no idea

kyidyl

I bet @kaijutegu knows, AND will appreciate a cute picture of a lizard.

kaijutegu

Toad-headed agama!

They have two modes. Smug:

and FURIOUS

art-woonz

Hyper-realistic drawings.

Art By IG: @marco.grassi.painter

Instagram: @artwoonz

thebestoftumbling

star-anise

DOGGIE SO PROUD

cyrano7

Get outta my way, you useless Rottweilers! Some of us are working!

babyanimalgifs

What kind of pokemon is this?

nukenai

an electric toothbrush

zulies-doodles

For the love of god turn the sound on

james-winston

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

laurdlannister-kingslayer

I’m so glad they aren’t around

vitressence-deactivated20150307

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

laurdlannister-kingslayer

Praise natural selection

poppypicklesticks-blog

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”

silvermoon424

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

sashayed

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

honey-andrevolution

this is so relevant to my interests

siphersaysstuff

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

anneriawings

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

gallizfrey

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

shabbytigers

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

ororomunroedontpullout

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

king-of-the-edge

scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”

aninactivebloggfgfgf

This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals

chrisherreraart

Graphite on moleskine drawing of the gorgeous Tia Jonsson. Planning on drawing another one of her. This one was really fun (but still, fuck hair)

Didnt wanna put this horizontally because it was gonna look too small on here

somecutething

thickdaddydandelion-deactivated

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

pietriarchy

videogames are very good and realistic

thebutchriarchy-deactivated2019

Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

arbitraryimposition

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

drunkenhills

Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.

And the look in her eyes. Damn.

unicornempire

boota

loish

Another character from the drawthisinyourstyle challenge! This character is created by the talented Janice Sung (janicesung on instagram). Her art is beautiful, loved drawing this one!