Not fucking worth it: the insane shit this guy does to be his own boss and not have a 9-5 sounds way worse than just having a job
wallacepolsom

izzy's playlists!
tumblr dot com
d e v o n

PR's Tumblrdome
sheepfilms
dirt enthusiast
Show & Tell
Today's Document
h
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird

ellievsbear

★

No title available
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola

No title available
Xuebing Du

@theartofmadeline
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Ecuador
seen from Brazil
seen from India
seen from Thailand
seen from United States

seen from Russia

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from Argentina

seen from Jamaica
seen from Pakistan

seen from Pakistan
seen from Hungary
@sparklyllamas12
Not fucking worth it: the insane shit this guy does to be his own boss and not have a 9-5 sounds way worse than just having a job
I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔
don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators
My roommate and I quote this all the time but the name keeps warping more and more every time. No dinner for gabiblio? No shower for john the baptist? No gas station Slurpee for jorbigoth?
i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it
me looking at my research, my research looking at me, me looking at my research, my research looking at me, me looking at my resea
I’m looking at a blank word document.
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
"All clear my way"
en-route dining concierge
announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Honest board game titles
"The left wants to destroy the nuclear family." Yeah maybe a little bit. I mean having 5 moms does sound pretty sweet.
Splitting my nuclear family of 92 Fathers, 92 mothers, and 146 children to create a nuclear family fission chain that wipes out everything in a 12 mile radius
My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.
buying a different snack than usual at the store is one of the bravest and most dangerous things a girl can do
the human stress response seems so maladaptive!
To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.
very very slow tigers are chasing me
not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you
#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick
“Very very slow tigers are chasing me” is the most hysterical way I’ve ever heard my state of being described
There is no point at which we can no longer strive to make the future better than it otherwise would be.
[ID: four screenshots of select parts of the linked article, Don’t Tell Me to Despair About the Climate: Hope Is a Right We Must Protect, by Morgan Florsheim. The screenshots read as follows, with some sections highlighted for emphasis:
One - Recently I read an essay that kept me up at night. The piece, Under the Weather by climate journalist Ash Sanders, left me with an unsettled feeling in the pit of my stomach that I found myself struggling to shake, even weeks later.The personal essay tells the story of Sanders and a mentor of hers, Chris Foster. Sanders recounts how both she and Foster have struggled for much of their adult lives with a gripping sense of impending doom, a depression deeply tied to their grief for a world lost. She writes about the newly coined terms for environmentally related mental health problems—eco-anxiety, climate grief, pre-traumatic stress disorder—and suggests that these conditions should not necessarily be viewed as disorders, but rather as the only reasonable response to a world experiencing catastrophe. Two - But equally, I know what it is to watch someone you love feel crushed by the weight of the world, and to feel helpless in lifting that burden. I’m 22, barely out of college, and already I have seen more friends than I could have ever imagined fall into deep depression, magnified by their care for the world and the way they felt helpless to stop the suffering within it. I know the way depression closes a person off to the good and spotlights the bad, how it sows seeds of shame and self-doubt and sits back to watch them grow. I wish that I didn’t. Highlighted for emphasis: Depression tells us that we are at once powerless and culpable, and therefore the only logical response is to disengage, turn inward, eschew connection—a response which only serves to reinforce the oppressive systems like racial injustice and capitalism that are truly responsible for our suffering.
Three - In one of my final college classes over Zoom in spring 2020, my professor, environmental anthropologist Myles Lennon, led us through a discussion of Braiding Sweetgrass, the awe-inspiring book by Indigenous scholar Robin Wall Kimmerer. Kimmerer writes of the endurance of Indigenous people (highlighted for emphasis): “despite exile, despite a siege four hundred years long, there is something, some heart of living stone, that will not surrender.” The climate crisis is not the first time a people has faced the end of the world. As we navigate this latest existential threat, we would do well to listen to Kimmerer and other Indigenous leaders. As my professor put it that day, (highlighted for emphasis) existence can cohabitate with collapse. It is not one or the other.
Four - I have a lot of decisions ahead of me. As I consider how I want to live my life, where to dedicate my energy, I refuse to accept the idea that I must sacrifice all joy to attend to the world’s problems. I know myself to be more helpful when I have addressed my own needs: needs for good food and good company, for hope, for long afternoons in the sunshine. I am grateful for the teachers that I have had in this movement, such as professor Lennon, and the people who have reminded me of all the reasons to imagine a brighter future. I know that hope is not a happy accident. (Highlighted for emphasis) Hope is a right we must protect. Hope is a discipline, according to Mariame Kaba, an organizer and educator building the movement for transformative justice.
(Entire paragraph highlighted for emphasis) The climate crisis is ongoing. And, also, a bird is building a nest in the eaves outside my window. Come spring, there will be new birth. In shaky hands, I hold these two truths together.
End ID.]
Here’s a link to Under the Weather by Ash Sanders: https://believermag.com/climate-grief-anxiety/
And a link to Braiding Sweetgrass by Robin Wall Kimmerer: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17465709-braiding-sweetgrass
I saw a post talking about how Terry Pratchett only wrote 400 words a day, how that goal helped him write literally dozens of books before he died. So I reduced my own daily word goal. I went down from 1,000 to 200. With that 800-word wall taken down, I’ve been writing more. “I won’t get on tumblr/watch TV/draw/read until I hit my word goal” used to be something I said as self-restraint. And when I inevitably couldn’t cough up four pages in one sitting, I felt like garbage, and the pleasurable hobbies I had planned on felt like I was cheating myself when I just gave up. Now it’s something I say because I just have to finish this scene, just have to round out this conversation, can’t stop now, because I’m enjoying myself, I’m having an amazing time writing. Something that hasn’t been true of my original works since middle school.
And sometimes I think, “Well, two hundred is technically less than four hundred.” And I have to stop myself, because - I am writing half as much as Terry Pratchett. Terry fucking Pratchett, who not only published regularly up until his death, but published books that were consistently good.
And this has also been an immense help as a writer with ADHD, because I don’t feel bad when I take a break from writing - two hundred words works up quick, after all. If I take a break at 150, I have a whole day to write 50 more words, and I’ve rarely written less than 200 words and not felt the need to keep writing because I need to tie up a loose end anyways.
Yes, sometimes, I do not produce a single thing worth keeping in those two hundred words. But it’s much easier to edit two hundred words of bad writing than it is to edit no writing at all.
This is something I think a lot of people struggle with. We’re not taught how to set realistic goals a lot of times. It’s always, “Reach for the stars!” and “Do your absolute best!”
A goal should be something you can reach consistently, especially for a big project. If you go beyond that, great, but you should still be able to reach it and not be worn out when you’ve reached it.
And in regards to fanfic, remember, this is supposed to be fun. If you’re dreading doing it or stressed out because of it, why are you doing it at all?
So this actually is an incredible way to think of nutrition and fitness too. Personally those are the two things I struggle with the most, because I have issues with body image etc. For the longest time I thought that if I’m not working out 1hr a day then I’ve failed, and honestly 1hr is a lot in terms of time spent. Counting a) getting ready b) going to the gym c) warmups and cooldowns and d) the actual workout, that can easily be like 2 hours. And inevitably when I couldn’t devote 2 hours of my schedule to doing something I hate (I intensely dislike gym environments), I would feel like crap. The same goes for the stupid diets I tried.
It’s taken me a while to learn that progress doesn’t have to be extreme and consistency > intensity. This year I’m trying to just get a nice pleasant walk like 3 times a week or so, which is more doable and more fun than going to a gym. (Especially since if I time my walks correctly, I get to pet a sweet golden retriever who I meet in the neighbourhood). And I’m trying to eat more balanced. And trying to forgive myself for the days I can’t go out because I’m sick. And I already feel much better about things.
So yeah moral of the story, small, manageable goals followed with consistency are way more important over time than large grand goals that make you feel bad about yourself.
imagine you’re looking at rocks at the beach and you get jumped by an octopus
geologist, following the attack:
"and THIS IS WHY i am a GEOLOGIST, not a MARINE BIOLOGIST"
there are many disadvantages to being a marine biologist