aurora borealis!?

she/they (she preferred) totally one person™ 18

[littleguysdaily]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[dumbusahana]

daydreaming about having enough energy to do things

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[star-crossedloverboy-official]

[nuclear-atm0sph3ar]

when random knights from a meme sends you nudes

[thegoodduckfan]

When the Obama meme isn’t a GIF

[sighinastorm]

when this godforsaken reblog chain is still going as of three hours ago

[rtfics]

This is the first time I’ve seen this and I adore it.

[oldguydoesstuff]

When people say old guy, why are you on Tumblr lol.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[thememedaddy]

[achillesapple]

i admire ben doyle for how he's absolutely incapable of not being himself at all times. you're like surely he can't be like that all the time and then someone posts a candid photograph of him at disney trying to eat a big ol lollipop and you're like no this is just who he is

[inexplicable-pussy]

from the tmbg instagram

[crabussy]

it's such a friday thursday today. everyone I've spoken to keeps thinking it's friday. did something thursday happen when we were all distracted

[almoststedytimetravel]

Public holiday tomorrow

[crabussy]

OH YEAH. HAPPY NEW YEAR

[cad-comic]

[theonion]

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Thou Shalt Not Kilt

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[cad-comic]

[that1fungi]

we still talk about you

[creatingblackcharacters]

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

[creatingblackcharacters]

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask