cerlin

I'm just a loser with really cool socks

[thebootydiaries]

2 years old kid: *runs*

family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

[theweirdwideweb]

[barzum-and-baizli]

my cat has BD(baby disorder. the disorder when u are baby)

[anarcho-dykeism]

acab (all cats are baby)

[heystephen]

[stuckinreversemode]

[cheruib]

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

[garbagequeer]

talking to men about music is just

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

ok i’ll bite. who’s bernie sanders

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[limb-remade-deactivated20220102]

if astrology isn’t real then explain why i’m like this

[teathattast]

[michaelnothing]

Me in the morning.

[infininoodle]

are we human

or are we dentists

[soundofbloom]

Thought that was pretty fucking funny, didn’t you? 

[fernandabarrera]

Russian Doll season 1, episode 2 “The Great Escape”.

[spiralstaircased]

[pure]

Message to all thots

✨ I hope you get the job you applied for and receive the salary you deserve this year ✨

[bimbocracy]

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

[fuckyallbitcheslol]

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

[bimbocracy]

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

[bimbocracy]

Me: men think this

A man: no, actually I think exactly what you said men think

Me: right.